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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3100 on: 23 Jan 2014, 05:37 »


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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3102 on: 23 Jan 2014, 06:39 »

Okay, was I the only one disappointed to find that that wasn't comments posted to stock photos posted on PornHub?  :roll:
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3104 on: 23 Jan 2014, 07:41 »

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« Reply #3105 on: 23 Jan 2014, 08:02 »

I remember one of my former dogs, when a small puppy, doing pretty much that with a rabbit out in a field.
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« Reply #3106 on: 23 Jan 2014, 08:10 »

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« Reply #3107 on: 23 Jan 2014, 08:24 »

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« Reply #3108 on: 23 Jan 2014, 08:55 »

Hahah. Valvrave. Sadly I can't resign. You have to be human first.



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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3109 on: 23 Jan 2014, 09:36 »

Ha... that's what I thought of immediately too.  Being human is boring.. how about something different.. like a vampire? :3

I was about to google "meat popsicle" because I still don't understand why he said that (I thought it was just a joke), but then I realized that it would probably come up with a bunch of porn sites >.>
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« Reply #3110 on: 23 Jan 2014, 09:40 »

For me it didn't show any porn, only a bison burger on a stick, an urban dictionary reference, a Borderlands wiki page, an online slang dictionary reference, and then the imdb page for The Fifth Element.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3111 on: 23 Jan 2014, 10:44 »









so this is a thing

Kitty staying warm is cute!
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3112 on: 23 Jan 2014, 13:36 »

I was about to google "meat popsicle" because I still don't understand why he said that (I thought it was just a joke), but then I realized that it would probably come up with a bunch of porn sites >.>

The terms "meat popsicle" and "corpsicle" are derived from various science-fiction sources, and refer to a person frozen in cryogenic storage, and by extension someone who has been thawed out and revived. In some cases, such people are represented as not being regarded as fully human, or not having full human rights, on the basis that they are actually dead. This might be the basis or the use of the term in "The Fifth Element". Larry Niven explored some of these ideas in short stories like "Rammer", and his short novel "The Long Arm of Gil Hamilton".
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« Reply #3113 on: 23 Jan 2014, 14:15 »

Kitty staying warm is cute!

I live in an old house with floor vents. Our cat is always parked right on top of one.
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« Reply #3114 on: 23 Jan 2014, 16:24 »

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« Reply #3116 on: 23 Jan 2014, 18:05 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3117 on: 23 Jan 2014, 18:09 »

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« Reply #3118 on: 23 Jan 2014, 19:30 »







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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3119 on: 23 Jan 2014, 20:42 »

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« Reply #3120 on: 23 Jan 2014, 20:46 »

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« Reply #3121 on: 23 Jan 2014, 20:58 »

So I've just finished season one of game of thrones and started season 2. I found this hilarious.
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« Reply #3122 on: 23 Jan 2014, 21:09 »

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« Reply #3124 on: 23 Jan 2014, 22:17 »

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« Reply #3125 on: 24 Jan 2014, 04:43 »

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« Reply #3126 on: 24 Jan 2014, 05:03 »

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« Reply #3127 on: 24 Jan 2014, 06:19 »




https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/426418298637406208

Also, kitty :3 http://imgur.com/gallery/6hPDx





My first thought:


Also, what the hell is up with youtube? It looks like some 6th grader coded it now..

All of these cat gifs make me want a cat... but with my luck, it'd be nothing like this :(
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« Reply #3128 on: 24 Jan 2014, 06:24 »

I approve highly of both of those.
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« Reply #3130 on: 24 Jan 2014, 07:56 »






For reference, he just asked, "Why do you dress like a whore"












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« Reply #3131 on: 24 Jan 2014, 08:27 »

she's more covered up in those gifs than in the JLU tv show





The Ukraine is getting pretty cray




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« Reply #3134 on: 24 Jan 2014, 13:36 »


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This is the first time I actually felt that I could use that gif seriously.

source: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1944625487/omni-move-naturally-in-your-favorite-game
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« Reply #3135 on: 24 Jan 2014, 14:39 »

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Well yeah, I was more curious what that was from. NOW I KNOW. Also I really, really want the Omni. It'd be the most fun exercise could be.
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« Reply #3136 on: 24 Jan 2014, 14:44 »












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« Reply #3137 on: 24 Jan 2014, 15:02 »

Well, she was warned.
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« Reply #3138 on: 24 Jan 2014, 15:09 »

I MUST HAVE AN OMNI

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« Reply #3141 on: 25 Jan 2014, 13:27 »

When you see it...

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« Reply #3142 on: 25 Jan 2014, 13:36 »

Two t-rexes, yeah.
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« Reply #3143 on: 25 Jan 2014, 14:02 »

I see Zoidberg.
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« Reply #3145 on: 25 Jan 2014, 18:12 »

Critical Miss is quite fond of poking fun at Evangelion.
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« Reply #3146 on: 26 Jan 2014, 00:56 »

And at the fans - note the comment under the new one that GM linked.
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« Reply #3147 on: 26 Jan 2014, 05:04 »

I am trying really hard to see t-rexes and I just don't. I can sort of see where people mean, but it just doesn't look like one to me.
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« Reply #3148 on: 26 Jan 2014, 05:18 »

Critical Miss is quite fond of poking fun at Evangelion.

You missed the best one silly owl! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/9846-Neon-Genesis-Evangelion

Much as I like EVA, and I really do. I mean I own the box set and encourage friends to top off their sanity meter and watch it, I cannot help but skewer it for it's bullshit.

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Or his sister, depending on how you look at it.

In general Shinji needs to take a lesson from Ryuko of Kill La Kill, parody to parody and learn to not lose his way.

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« Reply #3149 on: 26 Jan 2014, 05:43 »

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