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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3450 on: 09 Feb 2014, 20:27 »



and now, batrritos!





This shirt might actually be a better buy for me then the "Kawaii in the streets" one.





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She looks so excited to see the Sea Lions, like a multi-ton toddler! XD
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« Reply #3451 on: 09 Feb 2014, 20:42 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3452 on: 09 Feb 2014, 22:41 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3453 on: 10 Feb 2014, 08:37 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3454 on: 10 Feb 2014, 08:41 »







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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3455 on: 10 Feb 2014, 09:28 »

Cool guys don't look at explosions.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3456 on: 10 Feb 2014, 10:44 »

A cute short story for you all

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3457 on: 10 Feb 2014, 13:38 »

Ceci n'est pas Starbucks:  Dumb Starbucks
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3458 on: 10 Feb 2014, 13:56 »

Coffee of Dumb?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3459 on: 10 Feb 2014, 14:18 »

Weird Al probably isn't the best precedent for them to cite, considering he asks for permission from the singers he parodies before releasing his songs.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3460 on: 10 Feb 2014, 14:25 »

Ceci n'est pas Starbucks:  Dumb Starbucks
That has got to be the stupidest publicity stunt that I have ever seen.

Weird Al probably isn't the best precedent for them to cite, considering he asks for permission from the singers he parodies before releasing his songs.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't need to, though.
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« Reply #3461 on: 10 Feb 2014, 14:34 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3462 on: 10 Feb 2014, 16:49 »

Some possible Valentine's cards:







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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3464 on: 10 Feb 2014, 19:41 »



I want to see the version of this for pagans.
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« Reply #3465 on: 10 Feb 2014, 20:00 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3466 on: 10 Feb 2014, 20:03 »



I want to see the version of this for pagans.

I want to see a version of this that isn't in Comic Sans MS, but maybe that's just me being a gruff old billygoat.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3467 on: 10 Feb 2014, 21:35 »

So I got around to watching How I Met Your Mother.  Just started season 9 and now know who The Mother is.  Now I want to go back and watch the eight first seasons to see if I can see her in the background anywhere (NO TELLING ME IF THIS IS TRUE).
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« Reply #3468 on: 10 Feb 2014, 23:22 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3469 on: 11 Feb 2014, 04:47 »





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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3470 on: 11 Feb 2014, 04:53 »

Two infants enter, one infant leaves. The strong survive!

Speaking of the strong surviving, fish have used human slaves to over come their lack of legs and lungs!


The invasion from the sea begins soon.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3472 on: 11 Feb 2014, 06:04 »

http://www.wimp.com/happyfox/

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« Reply #3474 on: 11 Feb 2014, 09:51 »

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« Reply #3476 on: 11 Feb 2014, 10:01 »

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« Reply #3477 on: 11 Feb 2014, 10:42 »

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« Reply #3478 on: 11 Feb 2014, 11:32 »

Lady Brienne...no boob plate...tough as nails...maniacal laughter...yes






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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3479 on: 11 Feb 2014, 11:55 »

I find her mega hot. The bath scene with Jamie when she stands up... girl's built.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3480 on: 11 Feb 2014, 12:10 »

Her armor when serving Renley was pretty awesome looking.


The bath scene with Jamie when she stands up... girl's built.
I'm kind of shipping them...though not sure how Cersi will react to all this.
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« Reply #3481 on: 11 Feb 2014, 12:37 »

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Lee, could you link the interview where that gif is from?
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3482 on: 11 Feb 2014, 12:40 »

I'm pretty sure no one knows what "ASoIaF" means... to me it looks like you sneezed on your keyboard.
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« Reply #3483 on: 11 Feb 2014, 12:42 »

no I cannot, because I have not watched it, I still have 3 more episodes to watch and didn't want to get any spoilers.  :-\  Though I know its up on HBO GO.

I'm pretty sure no one knows what "ASoIaF" means... to me it looks like you sneezed on your keyboard.
"A Song of Ice and Fire" which is the book series that Game of Thrones is about.
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« Reply #3484 on: 11 Feb 2014, 12:43 »

In this context it's obvious enough to me and I don't even follow anything related to the series.
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« Reply #3485 on: 11 Feb 2014, 14:28 »

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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3487 on: 11 Feb 2014, 21:57 »

 I...i don't know....but i can't stop watching it  :psyduck:
 
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« Reply #3488 on: 11 Feb 2014, 22:58 »

In GM's nerd t-shirt shopping list news: http://theyetee.com/shop/detail.php?itemid=jan31doitsamus


that whole website is full of cool stuff actually.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3489 on: 12 Feb 2014, 01:45 »

"666 has become synonymous with evil"? Not in Chinese culture, where it is a auspicious number symbolising "everything going smoothly". It is common to see it painted on business premises, and people actually pay extra for phone numbers which include 666:
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« Reply #3490 on: 12 Feb 2014, 01:59 »

China is making more sense on this one, given that the number in the bible is 616.
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« Reply #3491 on: 12 Feb 2014, 03:08 »

Actually, it's unclear - even the very oldest manuscripts disagree, and already in the 2nd century the matter was being discussed.  The confusion arises from the fact that the number for Nero is 666 if his Greek name is written into Hebrew, and 616 if his Latin name is written into Hebrew.  It's been suggested that 666 was chosen by analogy with the number 888 for Jesus (also from his Greek name), and most, though not all, later manuscripts have this number.
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« Reply #3492 on: 12 Feb 2014, 03:56 »

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« Reply #3493 on: 12 Feb 2014, 04:45 »

The confusion arises from the fact that the number for Nero is 666 if his Greek name is written into Hebrew, and 616 if his Latin name is written into Hebrew.
I never knew this was the origin. Learning has occurred.
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« Reply #3494 on: 12 Feb 2014, 04:50 »

DIS DA RONG THREDD FER DAT
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« Reply #3495 on: 12 Feb 2014, 05:29 »

DIS DA RONG THREDD FER DAT




I was looking for a "Judge Dredd is not amused..." but this is the best I could find :/

For some reason "THREDD" immediately made me think of Judge Dredd.
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Re: Umm, what??? That's pointless...
« Reply #3496 on: 12 Feb 2014, 05:54 »

I wonder if I would have enjoyed that Dredd as much as I did if the Stallone/Schneider bromance version hadn't fucked with my movie watching palate...

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« Reply #3497 on: 12 Feb 2014, 06:07 »

I fucking loved the REAL Dredd. So awesome <3


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« Reply #3499 on: 12 Feb 2014, 08:11 »





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