Topic: Umm, what??? That's pointless... (Read 901482 times)

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3700 on:** 21 Feb 2014, 18:12 »

I hate Penny Arcade with a passion, however

I have been saying this FOREVER!

Seriously every time a character dies "Uh... guys? I have like 30 magic "don't die" buttons right here in the bag. Why is everyone freaking out? Guys?"

K1dmor · « **Reply #3701 on:** 21 Feb 2014, 22:01 »

LTK · « **Reply #3702 on:** 22 Feb 2014, 04:09 »

Quote from: GarandMarine on 21 Feb 2014, 18:12

I hate Penny Arcade with a passion, however

I have been saying this FOREVER!

Seriously every time a character dies "Uh... guys? I have like 30 magic "don't die" buttons right here in the bag. Why is everyone freaking out? Guys?"

You can substitude 'business' for 'joke' or 'humorous observation'.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3703 on:** 22 Feb 2014, 06:23 »

That's not at all what I was saying though. I just found it a humorous expression of a common question amongst people who play video games, while noting the artist, writer and joint owners of said media group are complete ass wholes.

LTK · « **Reply #3704 on:** 22 Feb 2014, 06:27 »

Oh, right. That 'however' was kind of ambiguous.

94ssd · « **Reply #3705 on:** 22 Feb 2014, 08:00 »

Quote from: K1dmor on 21 Feb 2014, 22:01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T24DPU-hkJM

There's also this one:

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3706 on:** 22 Feb 2014, 08:14 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3707 on:** 22 Feb 2014, 12:48 »

LeeC · « **Reply #3708 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 09:13 »

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3709 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 12:15 »

Sorflakne · « **Reply #3710 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 22:00 »

Quote from: LeeC on 23 Feb 2014, 09:13

I love his video about the sound a sword makes when being drawn from a scabbard.

SCHWIIIINNNNNNNGG

Sorflakne · « **Reply #3711 on:** 23 Feb 2014, 23:23 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #3712 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 02:29 »

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #3713 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 02:52 »

. . . Can we sit that on top of a really tall building with a buttload of inspirational messages please? Just put it on an automated swivel and let the magic rain.

Metope · « **Reply #3714 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 03:37 »

(click to show/hide)

(Not sure if it is really NSFW or even spoiler-worthy, there's partial nudity but no genitals. Mostly it's just... weird.)

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3715 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 04:50 »

Is he pretending to be a bird? A bird that's about to go into the oven?

Metope · « **Reply #3716 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 05:24 »

He is keeping warm while looking like a plucked bird, maybe? I don't know what is going on, but I like it!

LeeC · « **Reply #3717 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 07:44 »

The Storage facility from Indiana Jone: Raiders of the Lost Ark! is real!

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3718 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 10:46 »

Kugai · « **Reply #3719 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 15:22 »

Oh go talk to the trees Saruman.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3720 on:** 24 Feb 2014, 17:17 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3721 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 05:59 »

Meanwhile in Russia after the Olympics...

LeeC · « **Reply #3722 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 09:32 »

you'll have to explain that russia thing.

meanwhile

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #3723 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 09:42 »

http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/

Bouillabaisse Humperdinck
Tiddleywomp Curdlemilk
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
Benetton Chowderpants

LeeC · « **Reply #3724 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 09:55 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3725 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 10:03 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3726 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 10:04 »

Quote

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what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
Greetings, Aperture employees, Cave Johnson here with some good news, and some bad news. Good news is, our experiments with portaling a werewolf onto the lunar surface produced very clear, and very immediate results! Go team!

Bad news is, those results were that the poor guy died of hypothermia and asphyxia within seconds, same as all the other test subjects we sent up there. Apparently lycanthropy does not grant one an immunity to zero-atmosphere environments as I had suspected. My assistant, Greg, tells me that I was actually thinking of vampires there, and not werewolves, so…that one’s on me.

However, this brings me to some more good news: Any test subjects who had been quarantined in Test Chamber 32A due to sudden cases of vampirism, you’re in luck, because we’ve got a new test ready just for you! Just hustle on over towards the lone portal surface on the east wall there while we move the airtight paneling into place to begin the test.

Anyway, that’s that…now get back to work, everyone! Except for you, over there by the coffee machine. Break room rules clearly state a 15-minute max, and you’ve been in there for 20. You know the drill. Box, stuff, door, parking lot, adios, you’re fired.

Cave Johnson, we’re done here.

kyomi · « **Reply #3727 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 10:04 »

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 25 Feb 2014, 09:42

http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/

Bouillabaisse Humperdinck
Tiddleywomp Curdlemilk
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
Benetton Chowderpants

Cogglesnatch Cunningsnatch
Broccoli Cockletit
Syphilis Crimpysnitch
Budapest Lingerie....?
Burgerking Crucifix... ok.. these are just getting more ridiculous the longer I use it
Wanda's Son, Wanda's Crotchfruit... who is this Wanda?

LeeC · « **Reply #3728 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 11:34 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #3729 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 11:59 »

LTK · « **Reply #3730 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 13:29 »

Quote from: LeeC on 25 Feb 2014, 11:34

"white walkers"

Is that the Song of Ice and Fire version of zombies?

LeeC · « **Reply #3731 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 14:02 »

Yes and No. You'd have to watch the series or read the books.

Kugai · « **Reply #3732 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 14:03 »

Bombadil Snugglesnatch
Billiardball Curdledmilk
Snozzlebert Cockletit
Blubberdick Nottinghill

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #3733 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 14:08 »

Occasionally it will produce Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, which is possibly the most ridiculous one there. I mean seriously, who's called ..oh wait.

Carry on.

cesium133 · « **Reply #3734 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 14:08 »

Quote from: kyomi on 25 Feb 2014, 10:04

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 25 Feb 2014, 09:42
http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/

Bouillabaisse Humperdinck
Tiddleywomp Curdlemilk
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
Benetton Chowderpants

Cogglesnatch Cunningsnatch
Broccoli Cockletit
Syphilis Crimpysnitch
Budapest Lingerie....?
Burgerking Crucifix... ok.. these are just getting more ridiculous the longer I use it
Wanda's Son, Wanda's Crotchfruit... who is this Wanda?

First time I tried it I got Bukakke Chickenstrips.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #3735 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 15:15 »

Oh, better than that.

Bukkake Custardbath

snalin · « **Reply #3736 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 16:19 »

Quote from: LTK on 25 Feb 2014, 13:29

Quote from: LeeC on 25 Feb 2014, 11:34
"white walkers"
Is that the Song of Ice and Fire version of zombies?

Kind of, but not quite. The wights are the asoiaf zombies, while the Others or White Walkers are... something more.

The distinction is less clear in the series, but I'm pretty sure they've kept it around. They ditched the "Others" name because it's hard to distinguish between "the Others" and just "others" when you don't have capitalization.

LeeC · « **Reply #3737 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 16:42 »

think of them more like death knights/liches from warcraft 3, minus the armor and more savage looking.

seriously though, watch the show/read the books. Its becoming the Lord of the Rings/Star Wars/Godfather of our time.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #3738 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 20:11 »

I still call him Benedict Cummerbund because how can I not?

LeeC · « **Reply #3739 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 20:12 »

Sorflakne · « **Reply #3740 on:** 25 Feb 2014, 21:29 »

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think of them more like death knights/liches from warcraft 3, minus the armor and more savage looking.

I actually envisioned white walkers resembling Warcraft liches in appearance, minus the robes and dressed in what they died in, of course. Was kind of disappointed with GoT's depiction.