I hate Penny Arcade with a passion, howeverI have been saying this FOREVER!Seriously every time a character dies "Uh... guys? I have like 30 magic "don't die" buttons right here in the bag. Why is everyone freaking out? Guys?"
I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T24DPU-hkJM
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
MR ARCHIVE-FU MADNESS
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[00:07] Liz: Jordan tell us how you feel about Edison.[00:08] Ozy: FUCK YOU LIZ[00:08] Ozy: has left the room
Quotewhat happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever askedGreetings, Aperture employees, Cave Johnson here with some good news, and some bad news. Good news is, our experiments with portaling a werewolf onto the lunar surface produced very clear, and very immediate results! Go team!Bad news is, those results were that the poor guy died of hypothermia and asphyxia within seconds, same as all the other test subjects we sent up there. Apparently lycanthropy does not grant one an immunity to zero-atmosphere environments as I had suspected. My assistant, Greg, tells me that I was actually thinking of vampires there, and not werewolves, so…that one’s on me.However, this brings me to some more good news: Any test subjects who had been quarantined in Test Chamber 32A due to sudden cases of vampirism, you’re in luck, because we’ve got a new test ready just for you! Just hustle on over towards the lone portal surface on the east wall there while we move the airtight paneling into place to begin the test.Anyway, that’s that…now get back to work, everyone! Except for you, over there by the coffee machine. Break room rules clearly state a 15-minute max, and you’ve been in there for 20. You know the drill. Box, stuff, door, parking lot, adios, you’re fired.Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
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"white walkers"
Quote from: Pilchard123 on 25 Feb 2014, 09:42http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/Bouillabaisse HumperdinckTiddleywomp CurdlemilkButawhiteboy CantbekhanBenetton ChowderpantsCogglesnatch CunningsnatchBroccoli CockletitSyphilis CrimpysnitchBudapest Lingerie....?Burgerking Crucifix... ok.. these are just getting more ridiculous the longer I use itWanda's Son, Wanda's Crotchfruit... who is this Wanda?
Quote from: LeeC on 25 Feb 2014, 11:34"white walkers"Is that the Song of Ice and Fire version of zombies?
I am a cowboy / on a steel horse I rideI am wanted / Dead or alive
think of them more like death knights/liches from warcraft 3, minus the armor and more savage looking.
I still call him Benedict Cummerbund because how can I not?
If you try to take all the steps at once, you'll fall over.