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QC Captions Vol. 140

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cesium133:
Marigold: All he did was hold my hand. That's all.
Hannelore: So, uh, that makes you a woman of a small speck of interstellar dust?

Zebediah:
Marigold: Are you so interested in my alleged love life because you genuinely care about me as a friend or because you're a shameless voyeur?
Hannelore: ...Can it be both?

cesium133:
From a random comic (1450)

Marigold: Dude, what the hell were you thinking?
Hannelore: I hoped it would make my "gauss-rifle cock" idea seem more reasonable in comparison.

DSL:
MARIGOLD: "A hot flash? You're not OLD ENOUGH for hot flashes."
HANNELORE: "You don't know how long I spent in that cryo tank!"

EDIT/ADD -- Guess I'll try this random thing.

MARIGOLD: "You know, I was wondering why he was still single, but now I think I understand."
HANNELORE: "He's like an incontinent kitten. Endearing, but you don't want it on top of you."

RightInTheSquishyParts:
Hanners:  I'm glad to hear your quest to become completely unattractive is going so well.  All you need now is a good case of head-lice.  You'll be all set!     
Marigold:  Being filthy is way hardcore!
EDIT:  #248

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