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QC Captions Vol. 140

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Schmee:
Mar: I... I might've touched his weiner.
Hanners: GASP

WAYF:
Hannelore: Marigold, he was TRYING to FLIRT with you.
Marigold: Well, he wasn't very good at it!

DSL:
Well, I'll randomize some more.

MARIGOLD: "I had no idea zero-g badminton could be so strenuous."
HANNELORE: "It's quite a workout!"

Oh wait, this one:

MARIGOLD: "Are ... are you trying to grab my ass?"
HANNELORE: "What? Being your friend doesn't grant me ass-grabbing privileges?"

Storel:
Hmm, it's harder than I thought to find a good caption in a random comic.

Well, let's try this one:

Marigold: OH MY GOD YOU ARE GONNA BE SO HOT WHEN YOU GO GRAY
Hanners: blergh

DSL:
What the hell, why not?

MARIGOLD: "Is she always this ornery?"
HANNELORE: "Pretty much. Faye is like an alcoholic porcupine. Prickly and reeking of booze."

No, THIS one:

MARIGOLD: "Man, I knew Faye and Angus were a thing, but knowin' they're sleeping with each other ... really hits it home. I really am genuinely happy for them, though. That feels good. I mean, I didn't think I WOULD be jealous or resentful or whatever, but it's nice to know for sure that I'm not that kind of [girl]. I'm glad I didn't get all weird about Faye 'cause I'm single [for] now. It's great that we really are just friends and -- "
HANNELORE: "WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THE INTROSPECTION I AM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP"

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