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QC Captions Vol. 147
« on: 29 Dec 2013, 16:21 »
Heya folks! Last caption game of 2013! FIRST PANEL:



*blows party favor*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #1 on: 29 Dec 2013, 16:36 »
Amir: “…so you see that's why they call it ‘blowing smoke up your ass’”
Marten: “Hm, that sort of makes sense…”
Hannelore: “…but how does tobacco relate to flattery?”
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #2 on: 29 Dec 2013, 18:11 »
Amir: ... so imagine you're on a submarine in the middle of the pacific, cut off from all civilization, and your only hope is the shortwave radio ...
Marten: ... I think my mom taught me that one when I was 5... something about getting ahead
Hanners: Station let me do that to him all the time!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #3 on: 29 Dec 2013, 18:21 »
Amir: They're called air quotes, and they're for when you want to be ironic.
Marten: That's amazing! I never thought of that.
Hanners: If my dad used them, would they be space quotes?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #4 on: 29 Dec 2013, 18:30 »
Amir: So, when Jeph said he was gonna "color" this strip....
Marten: Yes, i think he meant he was gonna whitewash you.
Hanners: What is that? Sounds like something Mr. Clean would do.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #5 on: 29 Dec 2013, 18:52 »
Amir: apparently going "honk honk" is a good way of getting smacked by your date
Marten: I don't know, I thought that was funny especially when she kneed you in the groin
Hanners: I don't like either of those, they don't sound healthy or funny
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #6 on: 30 Dec 2013, 02:31 »
AMIR: "That's what he said. We can have our colors back if we actually do a show."
MARTEN: "What about our backgrounds? What do we have to do for that?"
HANNERS: "This is getting to be too much. He wants me to get Dale and Marigold together before he'll give me back my lips."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #7 on: 01 Jan 2014, 19:18 »
lol Nice catch. Anyway, happy new whatever. Hope the hangover was worth it!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #8 on: 01 Jan 2014, 19:57 »
Faye: "Hey, how come yer drink? Drank. Dunk-bubbles are bigger'n mine?"
Marigold: "I'unno. Mebbe itsh becosh I'm drinkin' fm bigger cupsh?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #9 on: 01 Jan 2014, 20:04 »
Faye:  Er you drunking ma Midnight Hobo?
Marigold:  No, thish ish coffee.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #10 on: 02 Jan 2014, 03:25 »
Marigold: "It just tastes like horrible burning."
Faye: "You get used to it. I generally wash that sensation away with alcohol."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #11 on: 02 Jan 2014, 04:14 »
FAYE: "Right now I'm imazh ... imazh ... thinkin' about you wearin' one a them ... robot suits."
MARIGOLD: "Me ... too. c'n I borrow ... yours?"

Or

MARIGOLD: "Iz zhis wha'they mean by 'two girlzh one ..."
FAYE: "No. An' I'll keep th' bottle."
« Last Edit: 02 Jan 2014, 15:25 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #12 on: 03 Jan 2014, 07:08 »
Faye:  "Ah'm drunk enuff fer this now."

Marigold:  "Okay, I'll put Twilight on and we can see what the fuss is about."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #13 on: 03 Jan 2014, 09:50 »
Shenanigans! Drunk enough for Twilight is drunk enough to be unconscious from alcohol poisoning, therefore this could never happen.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #14 on: 03 Jan 2014, 10:49 »
Quote from: Mr_Rose on 03 Jan 2014, 09:50
Shenanigans! Drunk enough for Twilight is drunk enough to be unconscious from alcohol poisoning, therefore this could never happen.

shenanigans back - 4 years ago I had the great misfortune of having to watch Twilight absolutely sober.  My 13 vyear old neice was staying with us and insisted that we had to watch it.  Immediately after I put on the Horror of Dracula to wipe some of the shame from the DVD player....  It can happen.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #15 on: 03 Jan 2014, 10:58 »
Faye: Sho... wanna make out?
Marigold: Not qui' drunkenuff for that yet...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 147
« Reply #16 on: 03 Jan 2014, 12:13 »
Marigold: "I like XKCD and all. But Jeph making me wear this T-shirt gets to me. Sigh. Ladies shaped like us always end up exploited."
Faye:       "Tell me about it. Thanks for taking one for the team, Sis. You're the reason why I no longer need to model those bearmonster hoodies."




Ok, ok. I own 4 XKCD t-shirts myself.
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