Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 271261 times)

pwhodges · « **Reply #1000 on:** 04 May 2010, 08:10 »

iPad steering-wheel mount

jhocking · « **Reply #1001 on:** 04 May 2010, 08:58 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 04 May 2010, 08:10

iPad steering-wheel mount

That totally doesn't sound like a bad idea at all.

Orbert · « **Reply #1002 on:** 04 May 2010, 09:18 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 03 May 2010, 17:33

Gyrados story

Cool story, but I still can't figure out what the kid is applying for. He doesn't have the minimum pectoral girth.

pwhodges · « **Reply #1003 on:** 04 May 2010, 09:28 »

Quote from: jhocking on 04 May 2010, 08:58

Quote from: pwhodges on 04 May 2010, 08:10
iPad steering-wheel mount
That totally doesn't sound like a bad idea at all.

I should mention that the patent cited is for gaffer tape!

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #1004 on:** 04 May 2010, 09:32 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 04 May 2010, 08:10

iPad steering-wheel mount

Or you could just go for an hour or so without looking at your damn iphone/ipad and concentrate on the road.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #1005 on:** 04 May 2010, 10:36 »

Quote from: Orbert on 04 May 2010, 09:18

Cool story, but I still can't figure out what the kid is applying for. He doesn't have the minimum pectoral girth.

"the punchline is machismo" its a webcomic about a work agency for excessivly manly men from videogames.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #1006 on:** 04 May 2010, 10:54 »

McCain vs. Obama Dubstep Dance-Off

pwhodges · « **Reply #1007 on:** 04 May 2010, 12:37 »

Organ Blowing seems rather a calm occupation.

glyphic · « **Reply #1008 on:** 04 May 2010, 14:17 »

Depends on the organ, I would assume.

Tom · « **Reply #1009 on:** 04 May 2010, 14:27 »

Quote

Starring super-notorious musclebound punk/metaldudes Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins (with a little help from super-notorious soft-rockdudes Hall and Oates) Henry & Glenn Forever is a love story to end all love stories! The premise of this Cantankerous Titles-released comic is explained at the front of the zine: “Henry and Glenn are very good 'friends.' They are also 'room mates.' Daryl and John live next door. They are satanists.” What follows is ultra-metal violence and cryfest diary entries, cringing self-doubt and mega-hilarious emo-meltdowns. Who knew Danzig was such a vulnerable, self-conscious sweety-pie? Who knew Rollins was such a caring spouse? Who knew Hall and Oates were so infernally evil—yet so considerate? Well, illustrating/writing team Igloo Tornado (featuring super-awesome comixdude Tom Neely) did and they kicked down 64 fully-illustrated pages with it. Genius on all fronts. Terrifyingly cute. Cutely terrifying. As the real-life Rollins says, quoted on the back cover, “Has Glenn seen this? Trust me, he would not be impressed.”

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #1010 on:** 04 May 2010, 14:52 »

That's real. How is that real? Also, note the books on the shelf.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #1011 on:** 04 May 2010, 15:41 »

This is pure genius.

ModernRonin · « **Reply #1012 on:** 04 May 2010, 16:28 »

Quick, someone ask Ozzy if he ever saw THIS while on a heroin trip...

JD · « **Reply #1013 on:** 04 May 2010, 16:31 »

Iran Man, hurrrr

LittleKey · « **Reply #1014 on:** 04 May 2010, 16:33 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 04 May 2010, 08:10

iPad steering-wheel mount

So I guess the guy who made that didn't get the memo that reading and texting while driving is something you AREN'T supposed to do. I sure hope that product fails.

GenericName · « **Reply #1015 on:** 04 May 2010, 17:22 »

Something tells me the website is not exactly serious. There are actually several somethings that could be.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1016 on:** 04 May 2010, 18:13 »

Dollface · « **Reply #1017 on:** 04 May 2010, 18:53 »

JD · « **Reply #1018 on:** 04 May 2010, 21:04 »

Orbert · « **Reply #1019 on:** 05 May 2010, 09:54 »

Quote from: Josefbugman on 04 May 2010, 10:36

Quote from: Orbert on 04 May 2010, 09:18
Cool story, but I still can't figure out what the kid is applying for. He doesn't have the minimum pectoral girth.

"the punchline is machismo" its a webcomic about a work agency for excessivly manly men from videogames.

Got it. Thanks!

bicostp · « **Reply #1020 on:** 05 May 2010, 15:52 »

Quote from: jhocking on 04 May 2010, 08:58

Quote from: pwhodges on 04 May 2010, 08:10
iPad steering-wheel mount
That totally doesn't sound like a bad idea at all.

Until you get into an accident and the air bag turns your new distraction into part of your face.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #1021 on:** 05 May 2010, 16:18 »

I believe he was being sarcastic.

JD · « **Reply #1022 on:** 05 May 2010, 16:22 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1023 on:** 05 May 2010, 18:19 »

jhocking · « **Reply #1024 on:** 05 May 2010, 18:45 »

Quote from: Vendetagainst on 05 May 2010, 16:18

I believe he was being sarcastic.

oh no, I've been found out!

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #1025 on:** 05 May 2010, 21:48 »

KvP · « **Reply #1026 on:** 06 May 2010, 01:12 »

"An irritated sea lion pup spent four hours hiding underneath a San Diego police car before being pulled out by Sea World animal care specialist Kevin Robinson. It will be released within two months."

Orbert · « **Reply #1027 on:** 06 May 2010, 09:12 »

Wow, two months is harsh. It's just a pup. Couldn't they just fine him $10 and return him to the custody of his parents?

elizaknowswhatshesfor · « **Reply #1028 on:** 06 May 2010, 09:28 »

Quote from: Tom on 04 May 2010, 14:27

I like the picture so much I'm quoting it. I have bought this. The distro site it's off has neat stuffs.

http://microcosmpublishing.com/about/

loco_banana · « **Reply #1029 on:** 06 May 2010, 10:28 »

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #1030 on:** 06 May 2010, 11:26 »

well, I'm convinced!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #1031 on:** 06 May 2010, 11:46 »

Honestly the best pitch to parents that I've ever seen.

JD · « **Reply #1032 on:** 06 May 2010, 11:55 »

PALIN COULTER 2012

Jace · « **Reply #1033 on:** 06 May 2010, 13:26 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1034 on:** 06 May 2010, 16:43 »

Jace · « **Reply #1035 on:** 06 May 2010, 19:38 »

Jace · « **Reply #1036 on:** 06 May 2010, 20:01 »

SirJuggles · « **Reply #1037 on:** 06 May 2010, 20:41 »

Google Chrome: faster than lightning?

(My personal favorite is the potato one)

Finin · « **Reply #1038 on:** 06 May 2010, 23:19 »

Lunchbox · « **Reply #1039 on:** 07 May 2010, 00:50 »

I was planning on marrying Simon Pegg but it turns out he already is. Luckily I found myself another scruffy-faced redheaded gentleman.

Alex C · « **Reply #1040 on:** 07 May 2010, 01:02 »

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2002 Ford Focus pitch.

Eh, if you're kid is the sort of douche bag that would be outright embarrassed to drive a 4 door, I say let 'em have a sportier car so they can take themselves outta the gene pool.

KvP · « **Reply #1041 on:** 07 May 2010, 01:53 »

When I got my first car all I wanted was a working CD player and AC.

elizaknowswhatshesfor · « **Reply #1042 on:** 07 May 2010, 02:09 »

I'm looking for my first car. All I want is a car. Literally, just something that get's me from A to B that I don't have to share with the general public.

I also live in England, AC not always that important I guess have a ghettoblaster, if I have no CD player I will merely put that on the passenger seat.

Graphite · « **Reply #1043 on:** 07 May 2010, 03:57 »

loco_banana · « **Reply #1044 on:** 07 May 2010, 07:59 »

Mmm, diabeetus.

loco_banana · « **Reply #1045 on:** 07 May 2010, 10:07 »

Eli · « **Reply #1046 on:** 07 May 2010, 12:47 »

Little corgi dancer

loco_banana · « **Reply #1047 on:** 07 May 2010, 18:32 »

How to print from an iPad

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1048 on:** 07 May 2010, 19:26 »

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #1049 on:** 07 May 2010, 19:45 »

That is so sad.

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