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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1100 on: 13 May 2010, 02:06 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1101 on: 13 May 2010, 04:57 »

Phew, got through the whole page witout reading the sad dog story.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1102 on: 13 May 2010, 05:08 »

Yeah new page break!

My word of the day made me laugh today, esp. as I went to see Iron Man 2 yesterday:

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http://af·ter·clap    (āf'tər-klāp')  
n.  An unexpected, often unpleasant sequel to a matter that had been considered closed.

Here's yesterday's just because I think it's a neat word:

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malapert \MAL-uh-purt\, adjective:

1. Unbecomingly bold or saucy.

noun:
1. A malapert person.

    "There never was a man so plagued as I am with a malapert knave! The fellow is shrewd, and I have found him faithful —I believe he loves me too, and he has given proofs of it—but then he is so uplifted in his own conceit, so self-willed and so self-opinioned, that he seems to become the master and I the man— and whatever blunder he commits, he is sure to make as loud complaints, as if the whole error lay with me, and in no degree with himself."
    -- Sir Walter Scott, The fortunes of Nigel, Volume 1

    To this end I should have sent it off much sooner, had it not been for the account of some malapert agent who attempted to slander and condemn the work coming my way most unexpectedly at the very moment when I was finishing my perusal thereof.
    -- Jan Trefulka, A Czech Fairy Tale

Malapert relates to the Old French mal apert, "ill-skilled," which means malapert and expert share a common ancestor.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1103 on: 13 May 2010, 12:39 »



I think I posted this in the old one long ago, but I happened upon it again.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1105 on: 13 May 2010, 12:50 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1106 on: 13 May 2010, 15:43 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1107 on: 13 May 2010, 16:14 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1108 on: 13 May 2010, 17:37 »

Can you name them all?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1109 on: 13 May 2010, 17:41 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1110 on: 13 May 2010, 17:42 »



I think I posted this in the old one long ago, but I happened upon it again.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1111 on: 13 May 2010, 20:08 »



ILLUSIONS.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1112 on: 13 May 2010, 21:57 »

i remember that one that kids only see dolphins but older people see act of love.
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« Reply #1113 on: 13 May 2010, 22:48 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1114 on: 13 May 2010, 22:53 »

For the best performance from your Hummer, you want the oil that's been wrung from the bodies of dead baby sea otters. It's a little more expensive, but SO worth it -- your engine will run smooth as butter.
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« Reply #1115 on: 13 May 2010, 23:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1116 on: 13 May 2010, 23:28 »

God, those are some ugly cushions.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1117 on: 13 May 2010, 23:50 »

The most amazing thing about that picture is the fact that there's a woman standing there in a dumpy gray sweatsuit yet she is OK with posing for a picture. That's Costanza territory.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1118 on: 14 May 2010, 00:02 »

That's a little harsh, I think. It's a family photo of a really bizarre cat. My family albums have plenty of unglamorous pictures.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1119 on: 14 May 2010, 00:12 »

TBH, I just wanted to see how long we could talk about everything in the photo but the cat.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1120 on: 14 May 2010, 00:34 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1121 on: 14 May 2010, 00:59 »

I'm sorry, but I want to talk about the cat.

As in: what the fuck kind of hell monster is that?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1122 on: 14 May 2010, 01:21 »

Penny Arcade linked to Steambirds a while back, it must be good, because I enjoyed the fuck out of it and I typically hate turn-based anything

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1123 on: 14 May 2010, 03:16 »

Wooow that cat looks exactly like my cat, only ten times bigger.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1124 on: 14 May 2010, 03:17 »

YOUR CAT LOOKS LIKE GIORGIO MORODER? AWESOMMMEEEE
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1125 on: 14 May 2010, 06:18 »

Man that is one cool cat.

The large feline is ok too.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1126 on: 14 May 2010, 06:37 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1128 on: 14 May 2010, 07:57 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1129 on: 14 May 2010, 08:15 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1130 on: 14 May 2010, 08:54 »

Best bit: picture of Carth Kaiden.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1131 on: 14 May 2010, 09:58 »

I dunno, the renegade shep+quote combo is pretty good.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1132 on: 14 May 2010, 11:05 »

Wait, why does Kaiden look like Carth?




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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1133 on: 14 May 2010, 11:20 »

He looks like Carth Onasi because the same voice actor played both characters. Plus both have been suggested to be whiny, despite specific in game dialogue saying otherwise. That was Bioware's little shout out to KotOR players.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1134 on: 14 May 2010, 19:43 »

Tiny cannon destroys things!
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« Reply #1135 on: 15 May 2010, 02:40 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1136 on: 15 May 2010, 02:58 »

I would love to do all of those things in one sitting on Chatroulette
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1137 on: 15 May 2010, 03:30 »

OH it's Chatroulette bingo.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1138 on: 15 May 2010, 04:25 »

Pic of woman with cat

I made this the other day:



The pun popped into my head and I needed to get it out somehow.
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« Reply #1139 on: 15 May 2010, 10:19 »

Oh you.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1140 on: 15 May 2010, 11:02 »

When every I drive on campus, I seriously fear this happening
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1141 on: 15 May 2010, 11:32 »

That's hilarious.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1142 on: 15 May 2010, 11:40 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1144 on: 15 May 2010, 14:10 »

'sup bitches. Miss me?
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« Reply #1145 on: 15 May 2010, 15:00 »

pointless thread

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1146 on: 15 May 2010, 15:02 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1147 on: 15 May 2010, 16:16 »

Hey I remember you
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1148 on: 15 May 2010, 16:58 »

Where ya been chuck?


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« Reply #1149 on: 15 May 2010, 17:26 »



that is now one of my favorite things.

Chuck, I don't really know you except for one time when you said "every community needs a bad guy" or something like that.

I still agree with you.
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