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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1150 on: 16 May 2010, 04:28 »

Norway has just got a new knight, 1st degree knight of St. Olav or some shit like that, the king just knighted him. What guy?


THIS GUY:



THIS IS HOW NORWAY WORKS
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1151 on: 16 May 2010, 05:15 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1152 on: 16 May 2010, 05:24 »

THIS GUY:

LET'S HEAR IT FOR NORWAY, YOU GUYS
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1153 on: 16 May 2010, 05:45 »







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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1154 on: 16 May 2010, 08:44 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1155 on: 16 May 2010, 09:07 »

You know, I think she's onto something.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1156 on: 16 May 2010, 09:07 »

Or on something.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1157 on: 16 May 2010, 09:10 »

The jellyfish look like... semen? What?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1158 on: 16 May 2010, 09:26 »

That reads like most essays from somebody halfway through a semester of a queer lit class.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1159 on: 16 May 2010, 09:56 »

"I am extremely applauded" ... er, what?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1160 on: 16 May 2010, 10:00 »

Damn, that's what I was about to post.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1161 on: 16 May 2010, 10:31 »

I, for one, am exceedingly applauding her.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1162 on: 16 May 2010, 10:38 »

"I am extremely applauded" ... er, what?
Appalled?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1163 on: 16 May 2010, 13:42 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1164 on: 16 May 2010, 14:16 »

If I wanted to make that point I'd just link to the Frycook Games episode.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1166 on: 16 May 2010, 17:52 »

Wait, Polygamy and Socialism? I fail to see the connection there. I mean, there isn't an ounce of truth in that entire post, but at least she was trying to show examples for her other points.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1167 on: 16 May 2010, 18:54 »





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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1168 on: 16 May 2010, 19:07 »



Why yes, that is Napoleon's mummified penis.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1169 on: 16 May 2010, 19:12 »

need scale comparison.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1170 on: 17 May 2010, 00:13 »

Spongebob Homosexualfornicator pants

This is almost certainly a troll. It's Yahoo Answers for chrissakes!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1171 on: 17 May 2010, 05:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1172 on: 17 May 2010, 06:48 »

unfortunately that first picture makes me start viewing the second one in the same light...i hate my mind
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1173 on: 17 May 2010, 07:16 »

That volcano has been given a Facebook page, on which I found:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1175 on: 17 May 2010, 13:03 »

Excellent.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1177 on: 17 May 2010, 16:04 »

Barring a system of servos not shown in that picture, that sign cannot be accurate very often.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1181 on: 18 May 2010, 08:29 »

I went there last summer! My girlfriend at the time worked there for a while.

I pet those sloths.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1182 on: 18 May 2010, 09:46 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1183 on: 18 May 2010, 10:44 »

I never cease to be amazed that their is a creature that just completely embodies laziness. I don't understand how something like that could come about. It's like they are the physical representation of the feeling of sitting around and chilling out.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1184 on: 18 May 2010, 10:47 »

Katamari Damacy wedding cake.



Is it just me or does this couple look very Australian?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1186 on: 18 May 2010, 11:33 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1187 on: 18 May 2010, 12:22 »

Charlie bit me - it's a pity he didn't do more damage...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1188 on: 18 May 2010, 13:29 »

I went there last summer! My girlfriend at the time worked there for a while.

I pet those sloths.

Envious. Very envious.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1189 on: 18 May 2010, 14:10 »

the first time I read that spock/pie comic, I didn't realize there was a third frame so I thought "Doctor who?" was the entire punchline.

i like it better that way
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1193 on: 18 May 2010, 22:03 »

175 Bottlecap mines + Super Mutant Behemoth = Fun


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« Reply #1194 on: 19 May 2010, 11:57 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1196 on: 19 May 2010, 13:11 »

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« Reply #1197 on: 19 May 2010, 14:31 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1198 on: 19 May 2010, 15:55 »

The goose is out.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1199 on: 19 May 2010, 18:50 »

Take the bottle with the goose inside it out of the house.

He never said you had to take the goose out of the bottle. :P
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