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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1200 on: 19 May 2010, 19:49 »

FROM THE CONTEXT OF HIS PREVIOUS STATEMENT ABOUT THE GOOSE I THINK IT IS PRETTY CLEAR HE WANTS THE GOOSE OUT OF THE BOTTLE.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1201 on: 19 May 2010, 19:59 »

Drink it. Assuming its a grey goose.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1202 on: 19 May 2010, 21:58 »

How big is the bottle?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1203 on: 20 May 2010, 00:30 »

It's a really big bottle and a really small goose. Just take the lid off.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1205 on: 20 May 2010, 03:50 »

How big is the bottle?

Logic would dictate that the bottle is big enough for the goose to have entered it.  Just take the fucking thing back out.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1207 on: 20 May 2010, 05:23 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1210 on: 20 May 2010, 12:55 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1211 on: 20 May 2010, 15:43 »

Ohhhh god. Wow. I don't really know what to think about those dudes.

The memo on this is my favorite part.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1212 on: 20 May 2010, 15:51 »

What does that say? The infinite sum of one divided by two to the power of...?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1213 on: 20 May 2010, 15:54 »

What does that say? The infinite sum of one divided by two to the power of...?

the power of n, it's the counter for the sum, n = 1 to infinity

I've seen that check before, but in my head I thought it was Randall Munroe who made it.  That signature does not look like it says "Randall"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1215 on: 20 May 2010, 16:02 »

Oh, it's an n. Haha. I bet someone at the bank is going to think mr. Munroe just game Verizon an infinite sum of money.

Well, the signature doesn't look like Randall, but that doesn't say much. The fact that it says "Randall Patrick Munroe" in the top left corner, does.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1216 on: 20 May 2010, 16:05 »

he obviously signs his name as "randy" not "randall"

note the the line under the first part, that's a Y.

I know because i do a similar thing with my name, signing "Danny" instead of "daniel"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1217 on: 20 May 2010, 19:20 »

It was xkcd's Randall Munroe, but it apparently was a joke, not something he actually sent in with his bill.

http://xkcd.com/verizon/

It was in response to the whole "Verizon doesn't know the difference between $0.10 and ¢0.10" thing from few couple years ago.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1218 on: 20 May 2010, 19:28 »

I'm gonna do all of these

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1220 on: 20 May 2010, 20:28 »

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I unfortunately know all four idiots involved, ryan broke into my home a year ago and got his ass beat for it


the words they put on his ass were "poop dick" with a drawing of a penis above "poop", someone next to me was sent a picture seconds after it happened.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1221 on: 20 May 2010, 21:04 »

It bothers me how that guy at the end says that the kid did it to "be accepted". Um, this obviously wasn't some initiation rite, it was just guys being dicks. Also, one of the kids in the picture is wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt, why am I amused by that?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1222 on: 21 May 2010, 06:40 »

I wore a D.A.R.E. shirt in a skit once with some of the words blacked out so that it said "To keep drugs"

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1223 on: 21 May 2010, 12:10 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1224 on: 21 May 2010, 13:12 »

Here's another alphabet

All are the pictures are awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1227 on: 21 May 2010, 22:00 »

Funniest word in that video? Spurving.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1230 on: 22 May 2010, 06:08 »

Who you gonna call?

EDIT: oh, and WHAT THE HELL (alternate name: "I love Japan")
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1232 on: 22 May 2010, 09:09 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1233 on: 22 May 2010, 11:43 »

http://yourworldoftext.com/

If you check the upper right corner, there's a menu that enables coordinates.

I found the Pokemon theme on -6,-6. What did you find?

I found a mountain and a cloud. So I added lava flow, an eruption, some rain, and a guy holding an umbrella. And a couple of captions too:


The rain man has lasted since yesterday, whoo! It's at (5,2), add your own prettiness!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1234 on: 22 May 2010, 11:49 »




Here's another alphabet

All are the pictures are awesome.

All I've seen before was the last one involving ZZ Top and I was wondering why the hell the different zombies were who they were.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1235 on: 22 May 2010, 14:49 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1236 on: 22 May 2010, 20:18 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1237 on: 22 May 2010, 22:16 »

Knut the cute baby polar bear

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1238 on: 23 May 2010, 11:04 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1239 on: 23 May 2010, 11:13 »

Dawg are we going through the whole alphabet because that's gonna take some time.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1240 on: 23 May 2010, 11:19 »

Yeah I don't know any more, I'm kind of getting bored of it already

Here's the link for anyone who is interested.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1241 on: 23 May 2010, 11:27 »

And already I'm regretting saying that, because E is awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1243 on: 23 May 2010, 14:15 »

Fuck that guy Dogwelder is awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1244 on: 23 May 2010, 16:55 »

Is that character for real? All the other ones I can see how they're just shitty characters that some shitty comic writer came up with, but Dogwelder seems like an overt parody.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1245 on: 23 May 2010, 17:24 »

He's real, I think he's part of the Hitman Comic



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1248 on: 24 May 2010, 18:20 »

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