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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #500 on: 31 Mar 2010, 15:23 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #501 on: 31 Mar 2010, 17:11 »

Ya, I know we've already seen the Slap Chop ad, but this is an awesome new spin on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #502 on: 31 Mar 2010, 17:22 »

Takin a huge dump










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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #503 on: 31 Mar 2010, 17:47 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #504 on: 31 Mar 2010, 18:05 »

'Cos shit went down.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #505 on: 31 Mar 2010, 18:28 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #506 on: 31 Mar 2010, 18:45 »

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« Reply #507 on: 31 Mar 2010, 19:41 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #508 on: 31 Mar 2010, 19:46 »

We Democrats get turned on by the stimuli we receive from Obama's package.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #509 on: 31 Mar 2010, 19:56 »

I dunno, you might have felt stimulated, but let's face it, most of that big package was meant for Goldman sacks

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #510 on: 31 Mar 2010, 19:58 »

Get it because they all sound like sexual things but they're not!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #511 on: 31 Mar 2010, 20:12 »

Oh that slaps me on the knee
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« Reply #512 on: 31 Mar 2010, 20:35 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #514 on: 01 Apr 2010, 04:26 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #515 on: 01 Apr 2010, 05:14 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #516 on: 01 Apr 2010, 06:09 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #517 on: 01 Apr 2010, 08:52 »


Is it sad that I've read that comic?

Is it sadder that you're not the only one?

(Also, it took me far longer than it should've to get the Pokemon joke)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #518 on: 01 Apr 2010, 09:58 »

It's cool, I still don't get it
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« Reply #519 on: 01 Apr 2010, 10:17 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #520 on: 01 Apr 2010, 10:21 »

It's cool, I still don't get it

Waylon Jones, Oswald Cobblepot, Harvey Dent, Pamela Isley, Selina Kyle, and Victor Fries.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #521 on: 01 Apr 2010, 10:23 »

Out of that list I'm only familiar with Dent.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #522 on: 01 Apr 2010, 10:37 »

Oswald is Penguin, Victor is Mr. Freeze, and I think Selina is Catwoman?  Not having read the comics I can't remember much, I think Pamela might be Poison Ivy, but I have no clue who Waylon is.  I've seen the name somewhere, probably in Arkham Asylum, but I don't remember what he's connected to...wait...Killer Croc?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #524 on: 01 Apr 2010, 10:52 »

Oswald is Penguin, Victor is Mr. Freeze, and I think Selina is Catwoman?  Not having read the comics I can't remember much, I think Pamela might be Poison Ivy, but I have no clue who Waylon is.  I've seen the name somewhere, probably in Arkham Asylum, but I don't remember what he's connected to...wait...Killer Croc?

All 6 are correct.

(Actually, I had to Google Waylon/Killer Croc, but the rest I happened to pick up from having watched The Batman for a couple seasons as a young teen)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #525 on: 01 Apr 2010, 11:22 »



WHERE ARE THESE COOKIES??

Wil Wheaton and his shirt.

Oh hey, I saw that in person.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #527 on: 01 Apr 2010, 13:20 »

Ladies and Gentlemen this is it.

The Fall of Western Society.


It has been a privilege to know most of you.



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #528 on: 01 Apr 2010, 13:34 »

That looks... crispy. What is it?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #529 on: 01 Apr 2010, 13:38 »

I got to test one of those. Also, I'm pretty sure they've been selling those here for awhile.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #530 on: 01 Apr 2010, 13:54 »

I'd like to try that. Yay America!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #531 on: 01 Apr 2010, 15:02 »

That looks... crispy. What is it?

A bacon and cheese sandwich.  But instead of bread it has breaded chicken.  So yeah.  Bacon and cheese between two slabs of fried chicken.

I got to test one of those. Also, I'm pretty sure they've been selling those here for awhile.

They have been available only in limited markets.

The countdown to release them as a real menu item has just started.  10 more days and it's available everywhere.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #532 on: 01 Apr 2010, 15:38 »

Heart disease wrapped in a piece of paper? Mmm! Sounds delicious!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #533 on: 01 Apr 2010, 15:50 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #534 on: 01 Apr 2010, 15:51 »

Oh god oh god oh god not the Double Down! I thought that failed in the test markets! For shame Omaha!

Also, who the fuck needs a live clock counting down to the exact second they can get a fast-food sandwich?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #536 on: 01 Apr 2010, 16:47 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #537 on: 01 Apr 2010, 16:50 »

tee hee!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #538 on: 01 Apr 2010, 18:03 »

I am running out of funny things to dump.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #539 on: 01 Apr 2010, 18:04 »



I would use an iMat
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #540 on: 01 Apr 2010, 18:08 »

That would actually be kind of excellent. You could download Twister as an app, and DDR. Steve Jobs I hope you are reading this...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #541 on: 01 Apr 2010, 18:53 »

With Easter coming up
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #542 on: 01 Apr 2010, 18:59 »

Jesus shit those are scary...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #543 on: 01 Apr 2010, 19:11 »

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« Reply #544 on: 01 Apr 2010, 20:25 »

That would actually be kind of excellent. You could download Twister as an app, and DDR. Steve Jobs I hope you are reading this...

Ohhhh, I would so play those games on one. MAKE IT HAPPEN, APPLE.

Also in similar news: WANT.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #545 on: 01 Apr 2010, 20:30 »

Heart disease wrapped in a piece of paper? Mmm! Sounds delicious!


Hang on hang on hang on!

It's "heart disease wrapped in paper" because it is two piece of chicken, some bacon, cheese and a sauce? I mean, yeah sure it's unhealthy. And yeah sure it looks bad because it is missing those two big carbs on the top and bottom, but really is it any worse than any other fast food sandwich?

Take for instance this:


This is only 80 calories less than the double down, with sauce. With out sauce, it is 60 calories more. This sandwich is readily available, and regularly ordered.

So yeah, I agree its terrible(but what fast food is not?). It's also delicious. It's no different than any other fast food sandwich.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #546 on: 01 Apr 2010, 20:32 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #547 on: 01 Apr 2010, 20:46 »

Also in similar news: WANT.

Just wanting to make sure: You guys know that's ThinkGeek's April Fool's joke, right?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #549 on: 01 Apr 2010, 20:51 »

Don't care, I WANT IT. MAKE IT HAPPEN, SOMEBODY SMARTER THAN ME.

Em - It was a joke, but seriously, it's all fried food. I saw it and my arteries screamed in both horror and delight. I am sure it is delicious, but I'm also very sure it's bad for you! I eat quarter pounders, etc. and say to myself, "This is really bad for you, but you're going to enjoy it anyways! NOM NOM NOM!" I would eat it and most likely love it (chicken and bacon, fuck yeah), but that doesn't stop it from being fried junk.
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