Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 269275 times)

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #550 on:** 01 Apr 2010, 20:55 »

KharBevNor · « **Reply #551 on:** 01 Apr 2010, 21:00 »

Here is an excerpt of a standard meebo conversation, to show you proles what you're missing out on:

[04:46] Tania: love is vomit in a heart shape
[04:46] taylore: because she is insane
[04:46] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: Baby don't hurt me
[04:46] Tyler: but
[04:46] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: don't hurt me
[04:46] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: no mor
[04:46] Tyler: why ct
[04:46] taylore: that's where she lives
[04:46] Papersatan: NO MORE STEPHEN
[04:46] Tania: love is
[04:46] jimmythesquid: has joined the room
[04:46] Ryan: Tania
[04:46] Tania: when your vomit shoots a heart-shaped bullet
[04:46] Tania: into your face
[04:46] Ryan: I am going to do that for a photography thing I think
[04:46] Quietus: (don't hurt me)
[04:46] Ryan: An entire series on shaped vomit
[04:46] Quietus: (vomit up my bum)
[04:46] Tania: love is
[04:46] Tania: vomit
[04:47] Tania: poured into a heart-shaped jello mould
[04:47] Quietus: Vomit up my bum
[04:47] Ryan: yesss
[04:47] Tania: love is when a vomit
[04:47] Quietus: till it comes out of my nose
[04:47] Tania: finally puts down its gun
[04:47] Tania: and cries
[04:47] taylore: honestly though if my professor did want to vomit on my vagina i probably wouldn't even care
[04:47] taylore: THAT IS LOVE.
[04:47] Danzig: I think we've exhausted this thing
[04:47] taylore: or like, passing infatuation
[04:47] Papersatan: that might be love
[04:47] taylore: whichever
[04:47] Danzig: the only thing left to do is PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
[04:47] Quietus: How many cunts must a lady puke in
[04:47] Tania: all of them
[04:47] Quietus: Before you call her a woman?
[04:48] Quietus: The answer my friend
[04:48] Quietus: is
[04:48] Tania: tainted vomit in vagina
[04:48] Tania: i've got to
[04:48] Quietus: OGGGGHHHAAAAAAAUGH
[04:48] Tania: get away
[04:48] Tania: from your
[04:48] Tania: tainted vomit-filled vagina
[04:48] Quietus: Puke
[04:48] Quietus: Puke will fill up my cunt
[04:48] Quietus: again
[04:48] Tania: she blinded me with puke
[04:48] Tania: oooh
[04:48] Tania: she blinded me with puke
[04:49] Quietus: Teenage sick, so hard to beat
[04:49] Quietus: every time she pukes down the street
[04:49] slick: has left the room
[04:49] Tania: i can't get no
[04:49] Tania: puke in her vag
[04:50] Quietus: All you need is cuntpuke
[04:50] Quietus: (all together now)
[04:50] Tania: cause i try and i try and i try and i try
[04:50] taylore: what would you do if i puked in your cunt
[04:50] taylore: would you stand up and walk out on me
[04:50] Quietus: Cause in sleepy london town
[04:51] Quietus: There's just no room for a
[04:51] Quietus: cunt puking man
[04:51] Ryan: fuck its almost 5am
[04:51] Ryan: I should sleep
[04:51] Dovey: my darling i
[04:51] Danzig: http://www.avclub.com/articles/kfcs-double-down-sandwich,32804/
[04:52] Dovey: can't get enough of your cuntpuke, babe
[04:52] Ryan: Enjoy your puking cunts, you cunting pukey cuntpukers.
[04:52] taylore: will do
[04:52] Ryan: has left the room
[04:52] Tania: cunt puker
[04:53] Quietus: From far away
[04:53] Quietus: Stays for a day
[04:53] taylore: i should go to bed soon too
[04:53] Quietus: Never a frown
[04:53] Tania: qu'est-ce que c'est
[04:53] Tyler: there must be 50 ways to fill your lover. hurl in her back jack, vom on her clam sam. do it with some toys roy, just listen to me
[04:53] Quietus: With cunts stained brown
[04:53] Tania: fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
[04:53] Tania: run run run run run run run away
[04:53] slick: has joined the room
[04:53] Danzig: hey James
[04:53] Quietus: I AM A VAGUPCHUCKER
[04:54] slick: hey
[04:54] Danzig: we're talking about vomiting on Tania's genitals.
[04:54] Quietus: AND I AM A HOO-HOO PUKER
[04:54] Quietus: DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT
[04:54] Quietus: BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT
[04:54] Quietus: I WANT TO VOMIT IN
[04:54] Quietus: TANIAS VAGINA
[04:54] slick: man
[04:54] Tania: whoa
[04:54] slick: meebo
[04:54] Tania: no we're not
[04:54] slick: tonight
[04:54] slick: man
[04:54] Danzig: oh
[04:54] Tania: no we're not talking about that
[04:54] Danzig: well I was.
[04:54] Quietus: Yeah
[04:54] Tania: do not go to that place
[04:54] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: James, just run
[04:54] Tania: do not
[04:54] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: run while you can
[04:55] Quietus: Okay right
[04:55] Quietus: lets get hegelian here
[04:55] Quietus: and synthesise a dialectic from the previous two topics of conversation
[04:55] Quietus: Owl Pellets in Vaginas
[04:55] Danzig: that's exactly what I want to do with cunt puking
[04:55] Quietus: discuss
[04:55] Danzig: get hegelian with it
[04:55] Tania: how about owls regurgitating pellets into vaginas
[04:55] slick: would anyone like a heaping serving
[04:55] taylore: hegelian dialectic of cuntpuking
[04:55] Tania: so, in a sense, owls puking in vaginas
[04:55] taylore: wodnerful
[04:55] slick: of vomit-cur casserole?
[04:56] Quietus: Lets get all kantian up this puke-stained fuckcute
[04:56] slick: *curd not cur
[04:56] taylore: how about we make it recursive
[04:56] Quietus: *fuckshute
[04:56] Quietus: *fuckchute
[04:56] Quietus: goddammit
[04:56] Quietus: I just cannot spell fuckchute today
[04:56] Tania: it's a hard word
[04:56] taylore: owls eat vaginas and then puke out the undigestable bits into vaginas of other owls
[04:56] Tania: aaah
[04:57] Quietus: Taylor, get on webcam with me now
[04:57] Quietus: I've got a producer lined up in South America
[04:57] Quietus: he can make this happen
[04:57] taylore: wat
[04:57] taylore: i'm getting ready for bed
[04:57] slick: it is like,
[04:57] slick: man
[04:57] Quietus:

[04:57] slick: I do not know what to do here

SirJuggles · « **Reply #552 on:** 01 Apr 2010, 21:48 »

I love how you can extrapolate a few posts before that excerpt starts.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #553 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 00:05 »

Courtesy of John Keogh's twitter:

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #554 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 07:03 »

loco_banana · « **Reply #555 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 09:48 »

JD · « **Reply #556 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 11:04 »

Malek · « **Reply #557 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 12:18 »

No Exit... nice.

nobo · « **Reply #558 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 12:45 »

Ha, HP Lovecraft printer. Very clever

Emaline · « **Reply #559 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 13:16 »

Quote from: loco_banana on 02 Apr 2010, 09:48

Palin

Ok, so I am not going to say that you need to remove this image, or anything like that. But man....that is vaguely insulting.

I mean, ok yeah, I can see where it is kinda funny, and I can respect that, but man. What if that was Obama's wife? What if that was a female political figure we all liked and respected? People would be pissed. I mean, this is kinda objectifying.

If you are going to insult Sarah Palin, bash her personality or her intelligence, not the fact that she is a woman.

Anyway, carry on.

JD · « **Reply #560 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 13:20 »

you saying men can't suck dicks either?

edit:

Emaline · « **Reply #561 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 13:32 »

Well, I think that if it were a man the tone of the picture would change. Because lolsgays. Which is also bad.

If the picture were Obama, I'd probably giggle. Which, I admit is bad. In either case, we are basically treating either subject poorly.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #562 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 13:34 »

I think the real insult is to men with invisible dicks. The implication is that just because you can't see it, you'd be desperate enough to let Sarah Palin touch it is reprehensible. Invisible dicked men have been fighting for respect for a long time, and now this.

NOW THIS!!!!

Emaline · « **Reply #563 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 13:41 »

Well, that is sort of what I'm saying. I mean, open mouth, (and as I see it, call me over sensitive,)of a woman, equals dick inside, apparently.

Yeah, we don't like Sarah Palin. But I mean, come on. There are better ways to make fun of her without resorting to lets put a dick in her mouth.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #564 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 13:50 »

Alex C · « **Reply #565 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 13:53 »

This makes me wish I was creepy enough to save pics of forumites because I feel like we could go places with this. I mean, there's gotta be something slick has posted that'd work.

Lines · « **Reply #566 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 13:58 »

Hehe...hehehehe.... Oh the possibilities.

CardinalFang · « **Reply #567 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 17:05 »

KvP · « **Reply #568 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 18:07 »

18: Ayn Rand Novels
22-30: College
31-51: Paying Taxes
52-60: Nostalgia
61-???: Profit

Oh shittttttt

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #569 on:** 02 Apr 2010, 19:34 »

KvP · « **Reply #570 on:** 03 Apr 2010, 01:20 »

I just love the power, the simple emotional power of a resin bag.

Bryan Cranston has the acting chops to make anything funny.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #571 on:** 03 Apr 2010, 03:37 »

pwhodges · « **Reply #572 on:** 03 Apr 2010, 04:56 »

This is clearly the season for innovative new equipment to appear:

A heavenly sound processor

Tired of Autotune?
Moog has the answer

JD · « **Reply #573 on:** 03 Apr 2010, 09:52 »

Law Abiding Engineer

LTK · « **Reply #574 on:** 03 Apr 2010, 10:45 »

Fucking amazing.

Alex C · « **Reply #575 on:** 03 Apr 2010, 19:23 »

One of my favorite things about the internet is that when I see the word "engineer" I can assume it's about TF2 and have pretty good odds that I'm right.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #576 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 02:25 »

from whisper to shout

LTK · « **Reply #577 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 05:06 »

Sculpting clay on acid

Christophe · « **Reply #578 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 12:07 »

Zingoleb · « **Reply #579 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 12:38 »

JD · « **Reply #580 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 14:19 »

Still not sexist.

nope.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #581 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 19:33 »

JD · « **Reply #582 on:** 04 Apr 2010, 21:11 »

Finin · « **Reply #583 on:** 05 Apr 2010, 19:23 »

JD · « **Reply #584 on:** 05 Apr 2010, 20:59 »

California?

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #585 on:** 05 Apr 2010, 21:05 »

No, Montana.

Dollface · « **Reply #586 on:** 05 Apr 2010, 21:55 »

Quote from: Elizzybeth on 05 Apr 2010, 21:05

No, Montana.

LeeC · « **Reply #587 on:** 05 Apr 2010, 22:47 »

Jimor · « **Reply #588 on:** 05 Apr 2010, 23:06 »

Oh man, that black dude in the red shirt is so going to die BEFORE first.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #589 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 00:01 »

Its why he just looks depressed, while the others are lined up obediently, unaware of their impending fate.

JD · « **Reply #590 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 00:03 »

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #591 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 00:52 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 06 Apr 2010, 00:03

kung fu hustle

I loved that movie.

Van donk III · « **Reply #592 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 05:25 »

old spice ad

LeeC · « **Reply #593 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 05:39 »

Quote from: Van donk III on 06 Apr 2010, 05:25

old spice ad

haha I love that commercial. Its genius.

Emaline · « **Reply #594 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 06:56 »

Haven't we had that not only in this thread a couple times but in a few places across the board?

Come on now.

october1983 · « **Reply #595 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 07:19 »

Yes, it is crucial that all members be aware of the entire FORUM CANON before making any posts.

Otherwise our days will be ruined by an unfocussed Pointless Thread!

october1983 · « **Reply #596 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 07:20 »

If I watch the same Youtube video more than once, I have an aneurysm.

LeeC · « **Reply #597 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 07:52 »

must...get...this...t-shirt!
I miss this show.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #598 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 09:30 »

Quote from: StaedlerMars on 06 Apr 2010, 00:52

I loved that movie.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #599 on:** 06 Apr 2010, 10:49 »

I want this sign:

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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