Here is an excerpt of a standard meebo conversation, to show you proles what you're missing out on:
[04:46] Tania: love is vomit in a heart shape
[04:46] taylore: because she is insane
[04:46] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: Baby don't hurt me
[04:46] Tyler: but
[04:46] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: don't hurt me
[04:46] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: no mor
[04:46] Tyler: why ct
[04:46] taylore: that's where she lives
[04:46] Papersatan: NO MORE STEPHEN
[04:46] Tania: love is
[04:46] jimmythesquid: has joined the room
[04:46] Ryan: Tania
[04:46] Tania: when your vomit shoots a heart-shaped bullet
[04:46] Tania: into your face
[04:46] Ryan: I am going to do that for a photography thing I think
[04:46] Quietus: (don't hurt me)
[04:46] Ryan: An entire series on shaped vomit
[04:46] Quietus: (vomit up my bum)
[04:46] Tania: love is
[04:46] Tania: vomit
[04:47] Tania: poured into a heart-shaped jello mould
[04:47] Quietus: Vomit up my bum
[04:47] Ryan: yesss
[04:47] Tania: love is when a vomit
[04:47] Quietus: till it comes out of my nose
[04:47] Tania: finally puts down its gun
[04:47] Tania: and cries
[04:47] taylore: honestly though if my professor did want to vomit on my vagina i probably wouldn't even care
[04:47] taylore: THAT IS LOVE.
[04:47] Danzig: I think we've exhausted this thing
[04:47] taylore: or like, passing infatuation
[04:47] Papersatan: that might be love
[04:47] taylore: whichever
[04:47] Danzig: the only thing left to do is PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
[04:47] Quietus: How many cunts must a lady puke in
[04:47] Tania: all of them
[04:47] Quietus: Before you call her a woman?
[04:48] Quietus: The answer my friend
[04:48] Quietus: is
[04:48] Tania: tainted vomit in vagina
[04:48] Tania: i've got to
[04:48] Quietus: OGGGGHHHAAAAAAAUGH
[04:48] Tania: get away
[04:48] Tania: from your
[04:48] Tania: tainted vomit-filled vagina
[04:48] Quietus: Puke
[04:48] Quietus: Puke will fill up my cunt
[04:48] Quietus: again
[04:48] Tania: she blinded me with puke
[04:48] Tania: oooh
[04:48] Tania: she blinded me with puke
[04:49] Quietus: Teenage sick, so hard to beat
[04:49] Quietus: every time she pukes down the street
[04:49] slick: has left the room
[04:49] Tania: i can't get no
[04:49] Tania: puke in her vag
[04:50] Quietus: All you need is cuntpuke
[04:50] Quietus: (all together now)
[04:50] Tania: cause i try and i try and i try and i try
[04:50] taylore: what would you do if i puked in your cunt
[04:50] taylore: would you stand up and walk out on me
[04:50] Quietus: Cause in sleepy london town
[04:51] Quietus: There's just no room for a
[04:51] Quietus: cunt puking man
[04:51] Ryan: fuck its almost 5am
[04:51] Ryan: I should sleep
[04:51] Dovey: my darling i
[04:51] Danzig:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/kfcs-double-down-sandwich,32804/[04:52] Dovey: can't get enough of your cuntpuke, babe
[04:52] Ryan: Enjoy your puking cunts, you cunting pukey cuntpukers.
[04:52] taylore: will do
[04:52] Ryan: has left the room
[04:52] Tania: cunt puker
[04:53] Quietus: From far away
[04:53] Quietus: Stays for a day
[04:53] taylore: i should go to bed soon too
[04:53] Quietus: Never a frown
[04:53] Tania: qu'est-ce que c'est
[04:53] Tyler: there must be 50 ways to fill your lover. hurl in her back jack, vom on her clam sam. do it with some toys roy, just listen to me
[04:53] Quietus: With cunts stained brown
[04:53] Tania: fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
[04:53] Tania: run run run run run run run away
[04:53] slick: has joined the room
[04:53] Danzig: hey James
[04:53] Quietus: I AM A VAGUPCHUCKER
[04:54] slick: hey
[04:54] Danzig: we're talking about vomiting on Tania's genitals.
[04:54] Quietus: AND I AM A HOO-HOO PUKER
[04:54] Quietus: DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT
[04:54] Quietus: BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT
[04:54] Quietus: I WANT TO VOMIT IN
[04:54] Quietus: TANIAS VAGINA
[04:54] slick: man
[04:54] Tania: whoa
[04:54] slick: meebo
[04:54] Tania: no we're not
[04:54] slick: tonight
[04:54] slick: man
[04:54] Danzig: oh
[04:54] Tania: no we're not talking about that
[04:54] Danzig: well I was.
[04:54] Quietus: Yeah
[04:54] Tania: do not go to that place
[04:54] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: James, just run
[04:54] Tania: do not
[04:54] Stephen|SANDVICH!!!: run while you can
[04:55] Quietus: Okay right
[04:55] Quietus: lets get hegelian here
[04:55] Quietus: and synthesise a dialectic from the previous two topics of conversation
[04:55] Quietus: Owl Pellets in Vaginas
[04:55] Danzig: that's exactly what I want to do with cunt puking
[04:55] Quietus: discuss
[04:55] Danzig: get hegelian with it
[04:55] Tania: how about owls regurgitating pellets into vaginas
[04:55] slick: would anyone like a heaping serving
[04:55] taylore: hegelian dialectic of cuntpuking
[04:55] Tania: so, in a sense, owls puking in vaginas
[04:55] taylore: wodnerful
[04:55] slick: of vomit-cur casserole?
[04:56] Quietus: Lets get all kantian up this puke-stained fuckcute
[04:56] slick: *curd not cur
[04:56] taylore: how about we make it recursive
[04:56] Quietus: *fuckshute
[04:56] Quietus: *fuckchute
[04:56] Quietus: goddammit
[04:56] Quietus: I just cannot spell fuckchute today
[04:56] Tania: it's a hard word
[04:56] taylore: owls eat vaginas and then puke out the undigestable bits into vaginas of other owls
[04:56] Tania: aaah
[04:57] Quietus: Taylor, get on webcam with me now
[04:57] Quietus: I've got a producer lined up in South America
[04:57] Quietus: he can make this happen
[04:57] taylore: wat
[04:57] taylore: i'm getting ready for bed
[04:57] slick: it is like,
[04:57] slick: man
[04:57] Quietus:

[04:57] slick: I do not know what to do here