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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1350 on: 28 May 2010, 21:20 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1351 on: 29 May 2010, 01:34 »

cat belt, from the creators of kitten mittens! :mrgreen:
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1352 on: 29 May 2010, 02:02 »

"I Watched Myself Being Eaten Alive"

"Cannibal Crabs Crawl to Kill!"

"Sex Can Be Fun!"

"Man-Hungry Hussy of She-Devil Island"

"Sin Happy Vacationists Are Overrunning Cape Cod"

"I Battled a Giant Otter"

"My Gun Is The Law!"

"Mad Monkeys Manned the Lifeboats!"

"Chewed to Bits By Giant Turtles!"

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1353 on: 29 May 2010, 04:34 »

"Hitler's Sex" sounds like a truly awful indie bands name. Come to think of it, so does "Dagger Girls".
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1354 on: 29 May 2010, 09:14 »

"Sex Can Be Fun!"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1355 on: 29 May 2010, 11:11 »

Holy Shit.

A peavey being used for fighting.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peavey_%28tool%29

I used one of those when we were logging cherry from our land after a mircoburst.  It did occur to me that it would make an awesome (if awkward) weapon.

There was some vintage magazine cover I once saw that had a picture of 2 women dressed in negligee being attacked by little monkeys with razor saw blades strapped to their arms.  A man was saving the women by shooting the monkeys with a Luger pistol.

Don't let people tell you that the Internet invented weird shit.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1356 on: 29 May 2010, 12:40 »

Everything that's wrong with the world conveniently condensed into one photograph. You're welcome.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1357 on: 29 May 2010, 13:02 »

Do not see a Palin-Beck 2012 sticker on that car.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1358 on: 29 May 2010, 17:39 »

I saw Ed Hardy vodka in a liquor store when I visited my family. I did a double take, then took a photo and sent it to est to ask what is wrong with the world. It was expensive vodka, too; i could buy some grey goose or belvedere for less that the ed hardy stuff, and i know it will be good vodka and the bottle won't be covered in shit.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1360 on: 29 May 2010, 18:11 »

kinda spoilery
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1361 on: 29 May 2010, 20:02 »

Its a trap!


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1362 on: 29 May 2010, 20:22 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1364 on: 30 May 2010, 01:06 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1366 on: 30 May 2010, 07:17 »

Multiple Outlet Man to the rescue!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1368 on: 30 May 2010, 08:18 »

Dear god May, why.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1369 on: 30 May 2010, 08:29 »

It is the best thing.

ETA: I am listening to the Alexander Rybak Radio on Spotify and Barbie Girl just came on. I had never before noticed "Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky" in this song. :o
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1370 on: 30 May 2010, 08:53 »

He's actually kind of cute. Song's pretty catchy as well.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1371 on: 30 May 2010, 08:58 »

What is wrong with you guys.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1372 on: 30 May 2010, 09:05 »

I have already listened to that song five times today. It is like a disease, and I guarantee you will catch it eventually!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1374 on: 30 May 2010, 11:06 »

This song sums up my college experience. Imagine five guys in a three-bedroom apartment doing this type of shit all the time.

We also got the cops called on us for doing dramatic readings of Jewel's poetry.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1375 on: 30 May 2010, 12:20 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1376 on: 30 May 2010, 12:33 »

yayyy surprise kitty is the best. I want that cat.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1378 on: 30 May 2010, 13:15 »

yayyy surprise kitty is the best. I want that cat.
It's an instinctive response. All kittens probably do that.
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« Reply #1379 on: 30 May 2010, 13:49 »

This video is so ridiculous I dare you not to laugh

Oh that kid again. Well, it's better than that fairytale song and the video is actually kind of funny.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1381 on: 30 May 2010, 14:07 »

In this game, you have to scream before you lose.

Fuck motion control, I want to play that game! Audio control for the win!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1382 on: 30 May 2010, 14:13 »

I'm at work, so I can't check out that link, but that actually sounds super cool. I'd totally play a game like that.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1383 on: 30 May 2010, 18:15 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1386 on: 30 May 2010, 23:17 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1388 on: 31 May 2010, 05:55 »

What's freaky is when you're scrolling it looks like his arms are moving.  :-o
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« Reply #1390 on: 31 May 2010, 15:50 »

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« Reply #1391 on: 31 May 2010, 17:10 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1392 on: 31 May 2010, 17:27 »

Nice pagebreak. My tax dollars at work...
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« Reply #1394 on: 31 May 2010, 19:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1395 on: 31 May 2010, 19:16 »

I'm keeping my eye on this page.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1396 on: 31 May 2010, 19:17 »

Jace you are a terrible person.
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« Reply #1398 on: 31 May 2010, 19:29 »

Jace you are a terrible person.
pretty much
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1399 on: 31 May 2010, 19:35 »

yeah what's with all the gruesome images of dead people? it's really upsetting and not funny at all. stop shitting up the forum please.
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