Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 287985 times)

Jimor · « **Reply #2350 on:** 16 Aug 2010, 15:20 »

What does the first sign say?

v v v I meant the one the girl on the left is holding, but well played!

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #2351 on:** 16 Aug 2010, 16:27 »

Only one yiff every 60 minutes from 9 to 19.

CardinalFang · « **Reply #2352 on:** 16 Aug 2010, 17:21 »

SWOON! at My Gravitas · « **Reply #2353 on:** 16 Aug 2010, 17:28 »

Oh my god where is that place

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2354 on:** 16 Aug 2010, 17:37 »

DarkAvenger · « **Reply #2355 on:** 16 Aug 2010, 19:20 »

Saw these in a store today

I really dislike Shepard Fairey.

Jace · « **Reply #2356 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 02:14 »

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #2357 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 02:51 »

Oh that is fucked up. I just. Wow. Fucked up.

JD · « **Reply #2358 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 03:01 »

dude at the bottom left is pretty blunt but he hit the nail on the head

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #2359 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 03:25 »

No not really.

I don't care how weak-minded or weak-willed some poor girl is. I don't believe anyone can "deserve" to be emotionally manipulated to perform degrading sexual acts with a dog by someone who claims to love them.

Dollface · « **Reply #2360 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 04:05 »

Neat pagebreak.

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #2361 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 04:15 »

I just wanted to know what was up with the Orwell covers. It looked like they were fo' free, but the type was too small. I must have missed the joke. Sucks to be the girl, though.

JD · « **Reply #2362 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 04:17 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 17 Aug 2010, 03:25

No not really.

I don't care how weak-minded or weak-willed some poor girl is. I don't believe anyone can "deserve" to be emotionally manipulated to perform degrading sexual acts with a dog by someone who claims to love them.

I meant without the she deserved it part.

I should sleep before posting.

Tom · « **Reply #2363 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 04:25 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 17 Aug 2010, 02:51

Oh that is fucked up. I just. Wow. Fucked up.

No way is this shit is mad legit.

Graphite · « **Reply #2364 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 05:01 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Aug 2010, 10:29

Fuck you fucking motherfucker just fucking quit it already fucking fuck

Thank you, someone else finally finds these to be a blight on perfectly good books for gimmick value.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #2365 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 05:03 »

Personally I find them infinitely more interesting than the originals. I mean they are so painfully boring.

Lines · « **Reply #2366 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 05:14 »

I haven't read that one, but the two Jane Austen ones are actually quite funny.

Quote from: Scrambled Egg Machine on 17 Aug 2010, 04:15

I just wanted to know what was up with the Orwell covers. It looked like they were fo' free, but the type was too small. I must have missed the joke. Sucks to be the girl, though.

He posted them because he hates Shepard Fairey, who did those.

That story about the girl better be fake because that shit is fucked up.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #2367 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 06:23 »

Bieber 800% slower is Sigur Ros.

axerton · « **Reply #2368 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 06:49 »

ok, new rule - 16 year olds should not be allowed to publish an autobiography

Dollface · « **Reply #2369 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 06:56 »

Less yap more crap.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2370 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 07:52 »

Quote from: axerton on 17 Aug 2010, 06:49

ok, new rule - 16 year olds should not be allowed to publish an autobiography

Cire27 · « **Reply #2371 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 08:27 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2372 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 08:43 »

I saw those Shephard Fairey/Orwell covers yesterday as well and had a hissy fit right there in the store. It was probably pretty embarrassing for my girlfriend.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #2373 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 09:00 »

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2374 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 09:23 »

Why don't you like them mate?

Tom · « **Reply #2375 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 13:43 »

Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2376 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 14:28 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2377 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 19:49 »

loco_banana · « **Reply #2378 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 21:44 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 17 Aug 2010, 19:49

Snow White getting her crank in.

Way to wreck Allison's childhood.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #2379 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 22:01 »

4Chan really, really freaks me out sometimes. God damn.

Graphite · « **Reply #2380 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 23:03 »

JD · « **Reply #2381 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 23:26 »

Note: Evolution is not a miracle powered system.

Cire27 · « **Reply #2382 on:** 17 Aug 2010, 23:36 »

Ooohhh, Anthony!

*laugh track*

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2383 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 01:59 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 17 Aug 2010, 08:43

I saw those Shephard Fairey/Orwell covers yesterday as well and had a hissy fit right there in the store. It was probably pretty embarrassing for my girlfriend.

They wouldn't be so bad if he hadn't slapped his fucking logo on them.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2384 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 05:25 »

I keep re-reading that clipping and I have no idea if it's being tongue-in-cheek or not.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #2385 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 05:37 »

It's not. It pains me to say it most definitely is not. I've read so many letters to the editor in papers that are just as headache inducing, especially back in my little 2700 population hometown of Stigler, OK.

jhocking · « **Reply #2386 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 05:50 »

I'm sure there are people writing crap like that. It's just so sad that they'd actually print it.

Orbert · « **Reply #2387 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 08:27 »

In my experience, the vast majority of people who oppose the theory of evolution have no fucking idea what it actually says. It doesn't help that most of them are morons. And I'm not saying that they're morons because they oppose it; they're morons who oppose it because they have no fucking idea what it actually says. Because they're morons.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2388 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 10:20 »

JD · « **Reply #2389 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 12:22 »

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2390 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 12:26 »

http://www.theyfightcrime.org/ They fight crime, what more do you need to know?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2391 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 12:38 »

My favorite:
"He's a deeply religious chivalrous librarian on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a mentally unstable kleptomaniac hooker living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!"

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2392 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 13:08 »

Is this gonna be another one of those things? Where we go on for a whole page just posting generated phrases?

I'm not complaining, I just wanna get in on the action early if it is.

"He's a suicidal hunchbacked senator with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a ditzy red-headed nun from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!"

Lines · « **Reply #2393 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 13:13 »

He's a leather-clad voodoo stage actor with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a supernatural wisecracking wrestler living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

He's a Nobel prize-winning umbrella-wielding messiah with acid for blood. She's a chain-smoking thirtysomething femme fatale who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

SWOON! at My Gravitas · « **Reply #2394 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 13:36 »

He's a sword-wielding devious astronaut whom everyone believes is mad. She's a scantily clad bisexual nun with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

beat mouse · « **Reply #2395 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 13:39 »

He's an underprivileged bohemian grifter who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a time-travelling tempestuous museum curator from beyond the grave They fight crime!

Yes!

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2396 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 14:00 »

The fact that I would actually pay to watch shows that some of these things appear in both upsets and amuses me.

"He's an old-fashioned ninja cat burglar with no name. She's a blind hypochondriac pearl diver who can talk to animals. They fight crime!"

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #2397 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 15:51 »

Well, I never have to come up for ideas for films ever again. University is gonna' be easier than I thought. Cheers, Josef!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2398 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 17:32 »

He's a globe-trotting coffee-fueled shaman searching for his wife's true killer. She's a supernatural goth Hell's Angel prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

He's a fast talking moralistic jungle king haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a ditzy gold-digging widow with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2399 on:** 18 Aug 2010, 17:50 »

Those last two ones go together surprisingly well.

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