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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2750 on: 16 Sep 2010, 09:12 »

toilets are sexist

Considering you'll alienate the huge, vast majority of people if you don't have separate male and female toilets and you have to distinguish them somehow, what the fuck does that blogger want you to do?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2751 on: 16 Sep 2010, 09:20 »

PISS YOURSELF.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2752 on: 16 Sep 2010, 09:26 »

We need to create abstract symbols that define male and female that have no relation whatsoever to the differences between the genders.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2753 on: 16 Sep 2010, 09:49 »

So 'Ladies' and 'Gents'?

Ok that works.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2754 on: 16 Sep 2010, 09:53 »

Unless you're not one of them.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2755 on: 16 Sep 2010, 10:05 »


works better
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2756 on: 16 Sep 2010, 10:40 »

It's still the same problem, though. Giving only two choices out of the many different possibilities.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2757 on: 16 Sep 2010, 11:05 »

Theres also the problem in bars of drunk people not looking at the symbol and realising its the wrong one. I know I once had to spend an inordinate amount of time when drunk trying to work out which loo was which when I was in a bar with none standard symbols on the toilet doors.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2758 on: 16 Sep 2010, 13:10 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2759 on: 16 Sep 2010, 13:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2760 on: 16 Sep 2010, 14:02 »

According to this New York Times article, the Aka-san baby's family is friends with the David After Dentist family.  The more you know!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2761 on: 16 Sep 2010, 15:53 »

Natural Progression on the Internet.












And random Zerg and dapper Bunny.



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2762 on: 16 Sep 2010, 18:49 »

toilets are sexist

I was expecting a link to People In Search of Safer Restrooms (PISSR). Really not kidding.

















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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2763 on: 16 Sep 2010, 20:54 »

That looks more like a tart to me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2764 on: 16 Sep 2010, 21:09 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2769 on: 16 Sep 2010, 22:27 »

I watched that video. Did I miss something? I didn't hear anything I'd want to unhear....
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2770 on: 16 Sep 2010, 22:51 »



So tempted to make this pie chart myself...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2771 on: 17 Sep 2010, 06:01 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2773 on: 17 Sep 2010, 09:14 »

Elsewhere on the same site: this
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2774 on: 17 Sep 2010, 09:29 »

Please tell me that this is a fucking joke.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2775 on: 17 Sep 2010, 09:40 »

that's crazy and all, but what REALLY set me off was the use of the word "evolutionists"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2778 on: 17 Sep 2010, 11:09 »

Ahmadinejad looks a lot like my dad.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2779 on: 17 Sep 2010, 11:13 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2780 on: 17 Sep 2010, 12:50 »

Elsewhere on the same site: this

"post-Fall genetic entropy"

I was wondering how we got so many different types of people all up on this Earth with so little time to do it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2781 on: 17 Sep 2010, 17:48 »

holy shit I need this

In particular the Anti-Fornication Thong.

(which is what finally pushed me over the edge into thinking it's a joke site)

ETA: Really cool hand percussion from Russia Ireland. (Found the youtube page, link updated).
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2782 on: 17 Sep 2010, 19:21 »

I noticed that too, but chose to ignore it because I prefer to think they're 100% serious/crazy
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2783 on: 17 Sep 2010, 19:38 »

I just saw the best combination of words ever: Deep fried frozen margarita.

Civilization can just stop right here, it's done.

ETA: On the other hand, if we keep doing things like this, we don't deserve such a treat.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2784 on: 17 Sep 2010, 21:54 »

The cleaning power of ammonia with the whitening power of bleach???

What a great combination!!!!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2785 on: 17 Sep 2010, 22:04 »

Naked World Records (NSFW of course)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2786 on: 18 Sep 2010, 07:44 »

Elsewhere on the same site: this

I've seen that site before, it is so over the top. That article also lead me to an amazing new sea creature, off to resurrect that thread.


ADDITION: SCIENCE
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2787 on: 18 Sep 2010, 09:07 »

Naked World Records (NSFW of course)



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2789 on: 18 Sep 2010, 16:42 »

(which is what finally pushed me over the edge into thinking it's a joke site)

Fortunately (I guess) it is.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2790 on: 18 Sep 2010, 17:52 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geqip_0Vjec&feature=player_embedded

Watching the flying through the hoops just makes me think of desperately fleeing through tight passageways with these things in pursuit.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2791 on: 18 Sep 2010, 18:07 »

They've built manhacks...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2792 on: 19 Sep 2010, 12:34 »

Mormon Porn

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2793 on: 19 Sep 2010, 21:00 »

A sin free search engine

First result for obama is whether he is the antichrist or not.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2794 on: 19 Sep 2010, 21:23 »

literally every single result for searching "porn" is that followed by the word "addiction"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2795 on: 19 Sep 2010, 21:50 »

first three for "jews"

Are Jews saved because they are God's chosen people? Do Jews have to believe in Jesus Christ to be saved?

Do Jews Go To Heaven

Why do Jews and Arabs / Muslims hate each other?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2796 on: 19 Sep 2010, 21:59 »

I get no result for buttsex
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2797 on: 19 Sep 2010, 22:23 »

Felch also did not appear in the results.

And apparently all lesbians have sex with loads of men.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2798 on: 19 Sep 2010, 22:24 »

didn't you know?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIb: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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