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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2001 on: 01 Nov 2009, 11:40 »

A man needs to have his priorities Joe, and a gun with arm hair is a line in the sand this man does not cross




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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2002 on: 01 Nov 2009, 11:44 »



Horses are dicks
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2003 on: 01 Nov 2009, 11:54 »

That would've been a good night to spend in a hotel. One with a fifth floor and room service.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2004 on: 01 Nov 2009, 12:02 »

That would've been a good night to spend in a hotel. One with a fifth floor and room service.

nah, then the horse would have "dukes of hazzard" him.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2007 on: 01 Nov 2009, 21:34 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2008 on: 01 Nov 2009, 23:00 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2009 on: 02 Nov 2009, 04:29 »

Oh, the nerve!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2010 on: 02 Nov 2009, 05:43 »

Rene Engström linked this in her twitter:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2011 on: 02 Nov 2009, 08:36 »



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« Reply #2012 on: 02 Nov 2009, 09:20 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2014 on: 02 Nov 2009, 10:36 »

*monster chart*
Actually melee weapons would kill a werewolf as well. They're weak against all silver.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2015 on: 02 Nov 2009, 12:48 »

*monster chart*
Actually melee weapons would kill a werewolf as well. They're weak against all silver.

This is true in Daggerfall.  I can vouch for that.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2016 on: 02 Nov 2009, 14:16 »

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I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2017 on: 02 Nov 2009, 14:28 »

Sometimes Russians have awesome pets and they do things with them.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2019 on: 02 Nov 2009, 15:13 »

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Huh what?

Sometimes, in threads, posts make more sense when read sequentially. This is one of those times.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2020 on: 02 Nov 2009, 17:23 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2021 on: 02 Nov 2009, 19:06 »

This is probably my favorite comic of all time.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2022 on: 02 Nov 2009, 22:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2023 on: 02 Nov 2009, 23:09 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2024 on: 03 Nov 2009, 06:34 »

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Huh what?

Sometimes, in threads, posts make more sense when read sequentially. This is one of those times.

I am not sure if they are referring to the actual picture (which is pretty self explanatory as an example of either subliminal imagery in advertisement or an artist being a jackass for fun) or Orbert's quote.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2026 on: 03 Nov 2009, 08:54 »

I always hated that term "central dogma of biology." There's no place for dogma in science.

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« Reply #2027 on: 03 Nov 2009, 10:18 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2028 on: 03 Nov 2009, 10:36 »

(image)

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2029 on: 03 Nov 2009, 10:42 »

That baby just wants some food.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2030 on: 03 Nov 2009, 10:57 »

Poor baby, first he has a bad case of Unfortunate Hair, then he's starved by his mom, so he tries to eat fake food, and finally he gets laughed at on teh internet. Dude's having all kinds of bad day.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2031 on: 03 Nov 2009, 11:25 »

I am not sure if they are referring to the actual picture (which is pretty self explanatory as an example of either subliminal imagery in advertisement or an artist being a jackass for fun) or Orbert's quote.

I'm not sure it's that obvious. I had to crop away everything but what's actually in the red box before I actually got it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2032 on: 03 Nov 2009, 12:50 »

Benji's mind is not in the gutter.  It's not even near the street.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2033 on: 03 Nov 2009, 14:22 »

Let's all play with some balls

Everybody play this right now.

i should get some program to record whatever sounds my computer is playing, and sample this.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2034 on: 03 Nov 2009, 14:45 »

Let's all play with some balls

Everybody play this right now.

i should get some program to record whatever sounds my computer is playing, and sample this.

oh fuck yeah, i got to work (had to open it in Firefox instead of IE. sweeeeeet
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2035 on: 03 Nov 2009, 15:25 »

Poor baby, first he has a bad case of Unfortunate Hair, then he's starved by his mom, so he tries to eat fake food, and finally he gets laughed at on teh internet. Dude's having all kinds of bad day.

Not only that, but it's been going on for the last four years or so.

I am not sure if they are referring to the actual picture (which is pretty self explanatory as an example of either subliminal imagery in advertisement or an artist being a jackass for fun) or Orbert's quote.

I'm not sure it's that obvious. I had to crop away everything but what's actually in the red box before I actually got it.

Uh, yes. The subliminal imagery is lost on me.

Oh. Right. Got it now. Snipping Tool FTW.
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I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.

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« Reply #2036 on: 03 Nov 2009, 17:13 »

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« Reply #2037 on: 03 Nov 2009, 17:14 »

that had me in stitches! JUICE!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2038 on: 03 Nov 2009, 20:04 »

Heh, That was funny. This thread is good.
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« Reply #2039 on: 03 Nov 2009, 21:56 »





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« Reply #2040 on: 03 Nov 2009, 22:19 »

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« Reply #2042 on: 03 Nov 2009, 22:44 »

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« Reply #2043 on: 03 Nov 2009, 23:52 »

I kept waiting for the part where they were in a giant pile and started kissing.
I was disappointed.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2044 on: 04 Nov 2009, 00:47 »

What the shit... Jade and the Dragon?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2045 on: 04 Nov 2009, 01:30 »

I'm surprised how hard it looked like they were hitting without the usual pads.  Probably going to get super flamed by the Rugby peeps.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2047 on: 04 Nov 2009, 05:28 »

That LFL shit was stupid, Slamball is awesome.

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