Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 262997 times)

elizaknowswhatshesfor · « **Reply #3100 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 08:50 »

It doesn't say how many there are in the picture, which sucks, but I guess it's like a "how many can you name" game I'm going for here...

I was going to link it, but I like the HUGE.

Reed · « **Reply #3101 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 13:54 »

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3102 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 13:58 »

awesome.

so my friend tj was apparently really high on ecstacy last night when he sent me this text message:

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Treezus died for our sins death by jewish beavers

followed by

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Well you know wgat i heard you can learn alot about freedom from sheep i learned that from alicia keys

anyway, I thought it was really funny and I had to share it with somebody. This seemed like as good a place as any.

pilsner · « **Reply #3103 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 13:59 »

You sure that was x?

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #3104 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 14:00 »

also beer

JD · « **Reply #3105 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 16:12 »

LittleKey · « **Reply #3106 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 20:02 »

I'm bored so I drew that bear on the left in the jousting picture. My Draw/Paint 1A class is paying off! /halfsarcasmhalfunfortunatetruth

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3107 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 20:45 »

Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 17 Dec 2009, 13:58

so my friend tj was apparently really high on ecstacy last night when he sent me this text message:

He was also apparently watching the Colbert Report, that's what those lines are from.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3108 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 20:49 »

scarred · « **Reply #3109 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 20:54 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 17 Dec 2009, 16:12

xmas tree twitter

JD · « **Reply #3110 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 22:40 »

bicostp · « **Reply #3111 on:** 17 Dec 2009, 22:56 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 16 Dec 2009, 11:57

http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/tl/bqj/nkgz/48218/678090153.jpg

That's actually a good deal. Leave the TV unplugged for a few days with the screen facing the wall and it will be fine. (LCD burn-in isn't permanent.)

Jace · « **Reply #3112 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 03:37 »

allison · « **Reply #3113 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 05:01 »

Quote from: bicostp on 17 Dec 2009, 22:56

Quote from: Zombiedude on 16 Dec 2009, 11:57
http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/tl/bqj/nkgz/48218/678090153.jpg

That's actually a good deal. Leave the TV unplugged for a few days with the screen facing the wall and it will be fine. (LCD burn-in isn't permanent.)

It's a fake. I saw the same listing in another city, different pictures.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3114 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 06:04 »

Quote from: elizaknowswhatshesfor on 17 Dec 2009, 08:50

[snip giant Simpsons]

It doesn't say how many there are in the picture, which sucks, but I guess it's like a "how many can you name" game I'm going for here...

I was going to link it, but I like the HUGE.

OK I'll start

Um... Marge.

JD · « **Reply #3115 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 06:48 »

Evolution of a snuggie

schimmy · « **Reply #3116 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 06:53 »

I would not want to trip over in that.

loco_banana · « **Reply #3117 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 07:21 »

I should post this in the fashion thread. Ultimate win, here.

jhocking · « **Reply #3118 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 08:03 »

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/24/footage-from-the-fir.html

Leonidas · « **Reply #3119 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 08:06 »

Yeah.

Orbert · « **Reply #3120 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 09:18 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 18 Dec 2009, 06:48

Evolution of a snuggie

(weirdass Japanese thing)

It looks like the mutant offspring of a snuggie and a sleeping bag that somehow evolved legs.

But basically I'm wondering "If it's so cold you're wearing a sleeping bag around in the house, what are you doing in BARE FEET?"

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #3121 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 12:30 »

mberan42 · « **Reply #3122 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 12:56 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 17 Dec 2009, 16:12

Xmas Tree Twitter

Clearly the creator of that has never been to Gary, Indiana.

glyphic · « **Reply #3123 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 13:16 »

Ok. WTF is this?

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3124 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 13:38 »

Quote from: glyphic on 18 Dec 2009, 13:16

Ok. WTF is this?
(snake knife)

You wouldn't even have to use it. Just show it to them and they'll be too busy laughing their ass off to notice when you walk away.
But seriously, that thing doesn't look very practical at all.

glyphic · « **Reply #3125 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 13:56 »

The scene would go like this:

Robber: "Give me your money!"
You: BRANDISHES SNAKE KNIFE
Robber: "WUT."

A tussle ensues.

Finin · « **Reply #3126 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 14:04 »

the diagram depicts a different knife with a bird handle and a seemingly bigger blade.

anyways people will always make useless knives (and pipes) in ugly animal shapes, its some sort of rule

JD · « **Reply #3127 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 17:31 »

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #3128 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 17:35 »

Patrick approves

Mr. Tool · « **Reply #3129 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 17:44 »

JD · « **Reply #3130 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 19:12 »

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #3131 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 21:28 »

God, I miss Freakazoid. Oh Hey, an excuse to link TVTropes.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3132 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 22:22 »

Quote from: Vendetagainst on 18 Dec 2009, 21:28

God, I miss Freakazoid. Oh Hey, an excuse to link TVTropes.

FFFFFFF---
Dammit. Now I'm stuck.
Mr. CJ to Nightmare Fuel to High Octane Nightmare Fuel to Uncanny Valley to Nightmare Fetishist to Fridge Horror to---
FFFFFFF---

pilsner · « **Reply #3133 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 22:33 »

Shit he's stuck in a trope loop. Someone break it by linking furry porn quick.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #3134 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 22:40 »

Quote from: pilsner on 18 Dec 2009, 22:33

Shit he's stuck in a trope loop. Someone break it by linking furry porn quick.

Oops, false alarm! I'm perfectly fine.
Really.

JD · « **Reply #3135 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 00:04 »

I'm watching you

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #3136 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 00:50 »

This was in my local news, which must have been reprinted from the Duluth news (unrelated: which is where the band Low is from)

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RIVER FALLS, Wis. – Police here responded to a report of a naked woman chasing her husband with a katana, often called a Samurai sword, on Sunday.

Officers found the 30-year-old woman holed up in the basement. After some persuading and with one officer aiming a stun gun at her, she finally dropped the sword.

A female Pierce County Sheriff’s deputy assisted in getting the woman dressed.

The suspect was described as incoherent. She sang, said she was trying to move objects with her mind, worried that Satan would take over her body but that George Carlin was alive and is God, and that she wanted to take a spaceship to the moon for a concert with dead rock musicians Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison.

The woman said she and her husband smoked pot the night before.

The woman’s two small children were upstairs sleeping. The disturbance woke and upset them. A grandmother came to take them away.

The woman was eventually transported to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation. She could face charges from the district attorney for endangering safety with a weapon.

ahem

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She sang, said she was trying to move objects with her mind, worried that Satan would take over her body but that George Carlin was alive and is God, and that she wanted to take a spaceship to the moon for a concert with dead rock musicians Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison.

aside from the brandishing a weapon part, she could be pretty cool to hang out with.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3137 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 01:23 »

ugh geez what is it with stoners and Jim Morrison

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #3138 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 01:42 »

she can't be a real pothead, you know she's not because she said George Carlin was God and not Mitch Hedberg

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3139 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 10:20 »

Quote from: Vendetagainst on 18 Dec 2009, 21:28

God, I miss Freakazoid. Oh Hey, an excuse to link TVTropes.

1. Candle Jack
2. ???
3. Our Angels Are Different, Serious Business and Gory Deadly Overkill Title Of Fatal Death, among others.

That reminds me of a game. Who can find the shortest ways from 1 to 3?

JD · « **Reply #3140 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 11:45 »

Coward · « **Reply #3141 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 11:51 »

Ah, justice.

LittleKey · « **Reply #3142 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 12:04 »

on the one hand, she didn't really deserve that, seeing as she had nothing to do with him getting in trouble, but on the other hand that's hilarious!

LeeC · « **Reply #3143 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 12:17 »

Quote from: LittleKey on 19 Dec 2009, 12:04

on the one hand, she didn't really deserve that, seeing as she had nothing to do with him getting in trouble, but on the other hand that's hilarious!

she told on him, like a little kid. So he kind of did the same. eye for an eye. Go Chris!

pilsner · « **Reply #3144 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 12:45 »

I really, really want to believe that that was an elaborate joke. If it was, it was a little bit of brilliant.

Alex C · « **Reply #3145 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 13:32 »

I like how he thinks getting grounded for having alcohol in high school is an Asian parent thing.

Alex C · « **Reply #3146 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 13:34 »

Thinking the number of cans should have some bearing on the length of the punishment is also some classic teen logic.

LeeC · « **Reply #3147 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 13:39 »

Quote from: Alex C on 19 Dec 2009, 13:32

I like how he thinks getting grounded for having alcohol in high school is an Asian parent thing.

Quote from: Alex C on 19 Dec 2009, 13:34

Thinking the number of cans should have some bearing on the length of the punishment is also some classic teen logic.

haha yeah. teenage angst is funny.

JD · « **Reply #3148 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 13:43 »

The Suburbs really suck as a place to live.

Alex C · « **Reply #3149 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 13:51 »

Yes, it truly is hell having to commute a li'l bit to find something interesting to do. God forbid.

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