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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3250 on: 24 Dec 2009, 21:17 »

I can't be the only one that doesn't find T-shirt Hell funny
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3251 on: 24 Dec 2009, 21:23 »

You're not.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3252 on: 24 Dec 2009, 21:34 »

It can be funny, but most of the time it's just trying way too hard to be offensive, I think.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3253 on: 24 Dec 2009, 21:39 »

I wasn't sure if he thought that was a made-up character or realized that's a real portrait, so I just wanted to clarify.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3255 on: 25 Dec 2009, 01:15 »

That tag is pretty damn misleading.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3256 on: 25 Dec 2009, 12:43 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3257 on: 26 Dec 2009, 11:23 »









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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3258 on: 26 Dec 2009, 15:11 »

If you're confused by that image, remember that all Christian believers are a part of the body of Christ, because the Body of Christ is the Church. Yep, liberals, what with their militant homosexuality, their atheism, and their sorcery (seriously?) are crucifying the polity of the church on the cross of public education. See, because in the public school your kids are going to find out that not everyone is a bible-believing Christian, which may mean that they'll turn away from the church. It's not because Churches have consistently failed to adequately meet the needs of their parishioners that they are failing, it's because of those damned liberals with their education. Get your kids in private school today my friend, before the monkey-like California Department of Education makes them all believe in evolution and Islam and the importance of critical thinking.

Remember that not all Xtians are conservative Republicans, and don't have a problem with evolution, etc.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3260 on: 26 Dec 2009, 16:43 »

Remember that not all Xtians are conservative Republicans, and don't have a problem with evolution, etc.

Did you just make a point in the pointless thread?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3261 on: 26 Dec 2009, 16:45 »

It happens from time to time.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3262 on: 26 Dec 2009, 17:25 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3263 on: 26 Dec 2009, 18:08 »

Did you just make a point in the pointless thread?
Not a good one.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3264 on: 27 Dec 2009, 10:20 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3265 on: 27 Dec 2009, 11:33 »


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« Reply #3266 on: 27 Dec 2009, 20:59 »

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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3268 on: 27 Dec 2009, 22:20 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3269 on: 27 Dec 2009, 22:44 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3270 on: 27 Dec 2009, 22:53 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3271 on: 28 Dec 2009, 13:22 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3273 on: 29 Dec 2009, 02:30 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3274 on: 29 Dec 2009, 02:32 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3275 on: 29 Dec 2009, 04:42 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3276 on: 29 Dec 2009, 05:20 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3277 on: 29 Dec 2009, 05:49 »

                                     
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3278 on: 29 Dec 2009, 06:06 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3280 on: 29 Dec 2009, 08:53 »

You have to keep those things frozen right up until you put them in the oven...or that happens.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3282 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:23 »

Naw dude, you just have to put them on a freaking pizza tray. Never directly onto the oven rack.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3283 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:31 »

I don't have a pizza tray and cooking right on the rack always works out really good for me.  Cooking on a baking sheet results in sub par pizza.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3284 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:33 »

Sometimes the instructions say to place the pizza directly on the oven rack.  The first couple times I tried it, I was pretty worried about the results, but thin crust is rigid enough.  I wouldn't try it with a thicker crust or stuffed pizza.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3285 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:37 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3286 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:47 »

That was a pizza she made out of her own fresh dough. Fresh dough + oven racks = us laughing at her

She has since learned her lesson and uses a sheet.


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3287 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:49 »

I am actually a bit confused about this.

There seems to be two things going on

1. Some actor played Andrew W.K. before 2005

2. Some guy named Steev Mike is actually behind his music.

Ok. So "Andrew W.K."  (whoever that is now) seemed to admit to his first albums being a think tank creation and an actor being the guy from the Get Wet album.  But he did so in a manner that might just mean he is a different person then he was then.

So where does this leave us?  Is there really an "Andrew W.K."?  Is the frontman and musician one person?  Is it all smoke and mirrors?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3288 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:53 »

What we commonly refer to as "Andrew W.K." is actually a multi-limbic construct based entirely on quantum physics and projected into being by the Large Hadron Collider fifteen years in the future.

He is here for two reasons:

1. To party.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3289 on: 29 Dec 2009, 10:57 »

I think that's the only answer I needed glyphic.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3290 on: 29 Dec 2009, 11:09 »

1. To party.
2. TO PARTY HARD.
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« Reply #3291 on: 29 Dec 2009, 12:22 »

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« Reply #3292 on: 29 Dec 2009, 15:29 »

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« Reply #3293 on: 29 Dec 2009, 22:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3294 on: 29 Dec 2009, 23:53 »

I am actually a bit confused about this.

There seems to be two things going on

1. Some actor played Andrew W.K. before 2005

2. Some guy named Steev Mike is actually behind his music.

Ok. So "Andrew W.K."  (whoever that is now) seemed to admit to his first albums being a think tank creation and an actor being the guy from the Get Wet album.  But he did so in a manner that might just mean he is a different person then he was then.

So where does this leave us?  Is there really an "Andrew W.K."?  Is the frontman and musician one person?  Is it all smoke and mirrors?

Andrew W.K. produced music under the name Steev Mike before being AWK. He put Steev Mike as the producer on I Get Wet. He is not an actor. He hates people who believe that shit. Don't have Andrew W.K. want to shoot you. Just follow his twitter and see the links he posts that refute all the stupid claims.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3295 on: 30 Dec 2009, 00:20 »

He partied hard for our sins, after all.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3296 on: 30 Dec 2009, 00:31 »

I wish I didn't hate his music so much, 'cuz he seems like a pretty alright guy.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3297 on: 30 Dec 2009, 00:48 »

I've never heard of him until these forums.

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« Reply #3298 on: 30 Dec 2009, 01:46 »

Really? I had a pretty hard time avoiding the guy at one point, between internet memes and that damned "Party Hard" song. I never did like that song, and apparently it was the lead in track to Madden '03, a game my roommate used to play constantly, so it took me a long time to accept the idea that Andrew W.K. wasn't put on this earth just to annoy me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3299 on: 30 Dec 2009, 05:44 »

Yeah, well, I've never heard the song?

I pretty proudly live under a cultural rock. I was introduced to lady gaga through these forums if that tells you anything.

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