Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 257176 times)

Trollstormur · « **Reply #800 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 10:34 »

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Lise · « **Reply #801 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 11:24 »

If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.

Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:

"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."

phooey · « **Reply #802 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 11:30 »

Quote from: Meg on 06 Sep 2009, 10:03

huh?

Oh, I just didn't think he was yelling, just talking loudly and clearly, as a youtube film about the freak in your backyard would dictate.

KvP · « **Reply #803 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 12:47 »

FUCKING YES

And my friend just got a Ipod Touch yesterday. Christmas in September!

Take a trip with the Ghosts of New York Past. This one's for Emilio.

Lines · « **Reply #804 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 13:28 »

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #805 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 13:57 »

yessss

JD · « **Reply #806 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 14:05 »

JD · « **Reply #807 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 16:07 »

Ah probably a hack

Edit:

yup

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"About Me:
I like my coffee hot and prepared by a professional. Beyond that, I write.

I am recently recovering from identity theft. My profile was hacked and changed by a malicious anti-Christian hacker who found me here through my (now defunct) facebook page, which he/she used to send profane and malicious messages to my friends as if they were from me.

The police are involved, but it is unlikely the perpetrator will be apprehended. If this happens to you, please print off the malicious content before deleting your page/information. The Sheriff's dept/police will ask for it."

jhocking · « **Reply #808 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 17:49 »

iphone in a blender

yeah that's pretty pointless alright

JD · « **Reply #809 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 18:36 »

A timeline of internet memes

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #810 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 18:40 »

JD · « **Reply #811 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 20:30 »

Sox · « **Reply #812 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 21:51 »

Quote from: Lise on 06 Sep 2009, 11:24

If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.

Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:

"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."

Lise, did you by any chance feel as ill as I do now after reading about this?

loco_banana · « **Reply #813 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 22:43 »

JD · « **Reply #814 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 22:48 »

Quote from: Sox on 06 Sep 2009, 21:51

Quote from: Lise on 06 Sep 2009, 11:24
If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.

Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:

"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."

Lise, did you by any chance feel as ill as I do now after reading about this?

It seems kinda medically impossible.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #815 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 23:15 »

Quote from: loco_banana on 06 Sep 2009, 22:43

my childhood

Finin · « **Reply #816 on:** 06 Sep 2009, 23:52 »

Quote from: SirJuggles on 06 Sep 2009, 23:15

Quote from: loco_banana on 06 Sep 2009, 22:43
my childhood

you should always sit a healthy 3 feet away from the screen

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #817 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 00:31 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 06 Sep 2009, 22:48

Quote from: Sox on 06 Sep 2009, 21:51
Quote from: Lise on 06 Sep 2009, 11:24
If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.

Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:

"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."

Lise, did you by any chance feel as ill as I do now after reading about this?

It seems kinda medically impossible.

I dunno. The one at the front would eat. Then they'd poop and the middle one would eat the poop. Then the middle one would poop the poop and the third and final one will eat the poop poop and then poop it out for good.

Also quote train wheeeeeeee

JD · « **Reply #818 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 00:33 »

Your logic is astounding.

tania · « **Reply #819 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 01:20 »

by far the best comment i have read about this film -

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Video rental stores are going to have to open a new section called "mouth to anus human centipede" featuring only this film.

Sox · « **Reply #820 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 01:21 »

The director worked with an actual doctor/surgeon so it would be as medically accurate as possible, or so he says.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #821 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 01:28 »

LTK · « **Reply #822 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 02:57 »

Quote from: Lise on 06 Sep 2009, 11:24

If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.

Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:

"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."

But... Why no kneecaps?

jhocking · « **Reply #823 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 06:48 »

Quote from: Thomas Edison on 07 Sep 2009, 00:31

I dunno. The one at the front would eat. Then they'd poop and the middle one would eat the poop. Then the middle one would poop the poop and the third and final one will eat the poop poop and then poop it out for good.

As soon as the first poop happened she'd probably choke and die. oh god that is so horrible

loco_banana · « **Reply #824 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 07:24 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 06 Sep 2009, 18:40

-the picture that cracked my soul-

JD · « **Reply #825 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 10:04 »

Quote from: LTK on 07 Sep 2009, 02:57

Quote from: Lise on 06 Sep 2009, 11:24
If you guys haven't heard about the movie "Human Centipede" yet, I think you will concur with me when I say, WHAT THE FUCK.

Here is a plot summary and a picture that I had to Squirrelize because it's just that fucked up of a concept:

"A respected Siamese Twin surgeon has developed his future vision of the world. He wants to remove all humans’ kneecaps and then graft the humans together, mouth-to-anus, to form a human centipede. He kidnaps two American women and a Japanese man and begins the tissue matches, teeth removal, and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature, aka, the First Sequence."

But... Why no kneecaps?

So they can't get anywhere?

SirJuggles · « **Reply #826 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 11:33 »

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #827 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 12:06 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 05 Sep 2009, 22:58

I've always found that cash machines don't use enough rhyming slang. Apparently, someone else thought the same thing.

Isn't rhyming slang that you drop the word that actually rhymes?

So "we are contacting your bank" -> "rattle & tank" -> "we are contacting your rattle"?

(I'm basing this off ocean's eleven "we're in trouble" -> barney rubble -> "we're in barney")

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #828 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 13:36 »

You don't always have to drop the word that rhymes. Nobody says "porky" when they mean "lies," or "adam" when they mean "believe." There are others, but you get the point.

JD · « **Reply #829 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 17:31 »

Swing

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #830 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 18:05 »

Yayniall · « **Reply #831 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 18:55 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 07 Sep 2009, 13:36

You don't always have to drop the word that rhymes. Nobody says "porky" when they mean "lies," or "adam" when they mean "believe." There are others, but you get the point.

I say porkies for lies.
But yeah it isn't consistent in the rules.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #832 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 20:04 »

Okay, maybe not "nobody," but I more frequently encounter people who use the longer form.

JD · « **Reply #833 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 20:36 »

Join Starf Leet *honk honk*

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #834 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 20:42 »

My favourite part was at the very end of the Sex and the City one, with the EXTREMELY loud crunch.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #835 on:** 07 Sep 2009, 22:10 »

Oh man Starf Leet Clown Academy totally wins.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #836 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 05:04 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 07 Sep 2009, 18:05

bowiebuildyouahouse.jpg

New background

loco_banana · « **Reply #837 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 06:12 »

David_Dovey · « **Reply #838 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 06:22 »

There's a story there.

loco_banana · « **Reply #839 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 06:26 »

Homeward Bound 8: A cat and watermelon show that inanimate objects are people too.

Coming out for the first time on DVD, September 11th!

Merrick · « **Reply #840 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 06:48 »

JD · « **Reply #841 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 07:27 »

PC OF THE FUTURE!

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #842 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 07:57 »

Why the fuck does it have a steering wheel?

JD · « **Reply #843 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:07 »

That's your mouse.

Caleb · « **Reply #844 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:13 »

The middle wheel reduces pressure on valves 1 - 3.

Hey!

Caleb · « **Reply #845 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:26 »

This hit close to home.

(Actually with my new lower standards I now fantasize about being able to have a polite chat with someone on the weekend.)

David_Dovey · « **Reply #846 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:28 »

the way the dude went out of his way to draw the girl's boobs, and only in some panels, disturbs me immensely.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #847 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:30 »

Yeah.... they are too... weird

The comic itself, damn... So true so true

Merrick · « **Reply #848 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 09:53 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK4d9FNohTU&feature=channel_page

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS

JD · « **Reply #849 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 11:08 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 08 Sep 2009, 08:28

the way the dude went out of his way to draw the girl's boobs, and only in some panels, disturbs me immensely.

Her name is Lisa Funbags.

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