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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #851 on: 08 Sep 2009, 13:34 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #852 on: 08 Sep 2009, 15:21 »

Please stop what you are doing with your life
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #853 on: 08 Sep 2009, 19:01 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #856 on: 09 Sep 2009, 02:32 »

You don't always have to drop the word that rhymes.  Nobody says "porky" when they mean "lies," or "adam" when they mean "believe."  There are others, but you get the point.

Actually, in Australian rhyming slang you never drop the word that rhymes except in one or two cases, like Porky for example, where you do actually just say "porky/ies" to mean "lies"
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #857 on: 09 Sep 2009, 05:52 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #859 on: 09 Sep 2009, 07:10 »

http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4190118
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #860 on: 09 Sep 2009, 08:05 »

That is pretty fantastic.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #861 on: 09 Sep 2009, 09:15 »

Previous comment rescinded!  Please continue what you are doing with your life, locobanana
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #862 on: 09 Sep 2009, 09:20 »

Previous comment rescinded!  Please continue what you are doing with your life, locobanana
I didn't know that previous one was aimed at me. :-(
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #863 on: 09 Sep 2009, 13:23 »

You need a better perspective on this matter.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #865 on: 09 Sep 2009, 13:58 »

That's a pretty cool optical illusion, I'll bet that's a popular tourist spot.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #866 on: 09 Sep 2009, 14:32 »

That's a pretty cool optical illusion, I'll bet that's a popular tourist spot.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #867 on: 09 Sep 2009, 16:17 »

Racism in a elevator

It's funny, I promise.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #868 on: 09 Sep 2009, 16:24 »

ehhhhh it was OK I suppose. I get enough exposure to annoying racism from my parents, who for some reason feel the need to point out every Jew, gypsy, black person etc that they see. And then stereotype them. This annoys me.

So yeah the video was amusing.  :-P
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #869 on: 09 Sep 2009, 17:41 »

I have seen my favourite commercial.  This, unfortunately, might only be funny if you're familiar with Dokken, but it kind of explains them.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #870 on: 09 Sep 2009, 18:00 »

I spent an evening with George Lynch in oh... 92ish I think?  I never thought of a chicken with a switch blade when I was drinking SoCo and talking about groupies with him.

Edit:  Woo... page break.  This is awkward.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #871 on: 09 Sep 2009, 18:11 »

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« Reply #872 on: 09 Sep 2009, 18:22 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #873 on: 09 Sep 2009, 18:24 »

I spent an evening with George Lynch in oh... 92ish I think?  I never thought of a chicken with a switch blade when I was drinking SoCo and talking about groupies with him.

Edit:  Woo... page break.  This is awkward.

Awesomest page break ever.  That's the coolest thing ever, to.  George Lynch is a fantastic guitarist.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #875 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:48 »




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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #876 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:50 »

Dude, not so far off the truth for the second one.  One of my ex-girlfriends actually got raped before we started dating, and her boyfriend at the time's reaction was apparently, "So, you cheated on me."
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #877 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:54 »

world's smallest dog dies from being too small

the cutest/saddest news story ever? it's a worthy contender, at least.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #878 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:55 »

And they had to show the cutest possible picture, too.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #881 on: 10 Sep 2009, 02:35 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #882 on: 10 Sep 2009, 03:00 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #883 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:34 »

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Homing pigeon Winston has made history by beating a Telkom ADSL line in delivering 4GB of data from Howick to Hillcrest, outside Durban in far less time than it takes to download the data using the state-run Telkom’s data network.

It took Winston 2 hours 6 minutes and 57 seconds, whereas the ADSL download was still under 5 % downloaded by the time the bird landed.

Winston took off from Howick after 10:00 this morning and travelled 80 kilometers, or 70 as the bird flies, to ensure the data arrived at it’s destination quickly.

Financial services company The Unlimited decided to test Telkom’s ADSL speed against World War I technology - the ancient technology won.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #884 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:40 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #885 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:42 »

this is why having a mask with blanked out eyes is better, you know two of those guys are checking out the ass on wonderwoman/girl
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #886 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:47 »

okay, at the risk of being flamed, what is this little/big bug/crab/flee creature I keep seeing in this forum?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #887 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:48 »

It's an isopod. Clearly I lurk way too much.  :-P
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #888 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:53 »

http://pics.livejournal.com/koalafrog/pic/002g4c16/s640x480

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« Reply #889 on: 10 Sep 2009, 15:26 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #891 on: 10 Sep 2009, 17:21 »

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« Reply #892 on: 10 Sep 2009, 17:33 »

http://pics.livejournal.com/koalafrog/pic/002g4c16/s640x480

This is beyond clever. Gold stars awarded to all members.

SO. AWESOME.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #893 on: 10 Sep 2009, 20:28 »



Saw a guy wearing this on the train a while back.
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« Reply #894 on: 10 Sep 2009, 20:34 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #896 on: 11 Sep 2009, 05:35 »

Awesome Freeman is awesome
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #897 on: 11 Sep 2009, 05:37 »

Best part is the G-Man hiding in the background. It's well executed.
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« Reply #898 on: 11 Sep 2009, 06:05 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #899 on: 11 Sep 2009, 13:17 »

Ballard, HOLY LEMON PARTY I want that shirt! Best thing since loltrain.com.

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