Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 253883 times)

JD · « **Reply #450 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 06:18 »

A fine lady called Emmy Cicierega made it.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #451 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 06:26 »

She wasn't that fat imo

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #452 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 06:39 »

I'd say appropriately curvy, actually.

allison · « **Reply #453 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 06:42 »

Aerodynamically curvaceous, woo!

SirJuggles · « **Reply #454 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 09:09 »

The best kind of curvaceous, in fact.

bicostp · « **Reply #455 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 09:49 »

Wouldn't it be 'Hydrodynamically Curvaceous' in this case?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #456 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 09:57 »

That was phenomenal. Good show Zombiedude

LeeC · « **Reply #457 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 10:24 »

hahahha. Never played hitman but damn.

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #458 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 10:55 »

Buxom Mermaid is Buxom.

Dollface · « **Reply #459 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 11:10 »

But she did steal a beach ball so that mermaid is criminal.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #460 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 12:20 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 20 Aug 2009, 06:18

A fine lady called Emmy Cicierega made it.

Those damn Cicierega siblings sure do win the internet a lot.

Shaun0TD · « **Reply #461 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 12:28 »

hey guys is this bad?

Christophe · « **Reply #462 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 12:44 »

No, but I've got something to show to my eye-phobic English professor from high school.

pen · « **Reply #463 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 12:47 »

That is just fascinating to me. I like it.

MarkTBSc · « **Reply #464 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 12:55 »

Whole new twist on the "apple of my eye" thing.

I'm kinda thinking of Alan Rickman from Prince of Thieves. Cut your heart out with a spoon and put your eye out with a cherry.

Or maybe even Gary Oldman's Zorg from 5th element, brought down by one tiny little cherry.

Ok, now my brain has segued into some really sick porn - "Oh Donny! Are you gonna pop my cherry?"

Eww.

Caleb · « **Reply #465 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 15:11 »

See I wish I was better if telling if things were photoshopped.

'cause some dude who lost his eye might just be putting stuff in there that looks cool in photos or something.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #466 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 15:18 »

loco_banana · « **Reply #467 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 15:31 »

Yayniall · « **Reply #468 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 16:34 »

Ukraine, it has talent

Merrick · « **Reply #469 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 18:03 »

Man this thread so awesome.

JD · « **Reply #470 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 19:17 »

variable_star · « **Reply #471 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 20:25 »

Well....this was my second favorite.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #472 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 21:27 »

SPEAKING OF MEERKATS

SirJuggles · « **Reply #473 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 22:02 »

Quote from: Merrick on 20 Aug 2009, 18:03

*seal of awesomeness*

Not trying hard enough

ZJGent · « **Reply #474 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 07:49 »

The name's Partridge, Alan Partridge.

Oh, and there's nothing like being told by a flasher and child pornographer to stop doing crack to really drive the point home...

Orbert · « **Reply #475 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 08:48 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 20 Aug 2009, 21:27

SPEAKING OF MEERKATS

Excellent, you saw Timon and Pumbaa! Did you get their autographs? Or ask them when their next movie is coming out? 'Cause those guys are cool.

JD · « **Reply #476 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 12:31 »

Apparently that says "Please! Not so fast!" in German

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #477 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 16:21 »

That one with Timon and Pumba is friggin awesome.

Also...

chowburger · « **Reply #478 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 16:56 »

Twilight dildo. SPARKLE SPARKLE.

Quote

Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

Words fail me.

Alex C · « **Reply #479 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 17:15 »

Yeah, I heard about that through the Onion, but I was at my sister's house and I really didn't feel like leaving a sparkly dildo paper trail on her browser history, so I never really investigated further.

Yayniall · « **Reply #480 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 17:19 »

Who want to have sex with me? Over the internet!

JD · « **Reply #481 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 18:57 »

Procrastination is...

im in ur thread, breaking your page.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #482 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 19:20 »

Hungry?

Try eating at Wilkinson's Family Restaurant.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #483 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 19:25 »

Oh wow, that's great. Awesome.

(check the image name)

JD · « **Reply #484 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 19:28 »

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #485 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 02:05 »

The best Reality I've seen in years.

KvP · « **Reply #486 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 02:24 »

Quote from: A Wet Helmet on 21 Aug 2009, 19:20

Hungry?

Try eating at Wilkinson's Family Restaurant.

Hey Liam Lynch, why don't you get off Mr. Show's dick

Man that was the last episode. *sigh*

Also HASDABFJABFJUAHNFUIHJNIEHIJAHFEAUHAUENAUWJNF YEAH

The guy who plays Frank really looks like him if you don't look too hard.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #487 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 11:32 »

I know you all have found links in places on the internet claiming to bring you to "the worst erotic fanfiction ever." I think we might have a winner.

Alex C · « **Reply #488 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 11:35 »

The title really stands on its own. I didn't even click on the link. Just a simple mouse over has told me all I need to know.

KvP · « **Reply #489 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 13:20 »

Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 22 Aug 2009, 11:32

I know you all have found links in places on the internet claiming to bring you to "the worst erotic fanfiction ever." I think we might have a winner.

I'm partial to this thread made a long time ago in one of my old forums. The whole thread is really gold, it starts off making fun of a board idiot and it just blooms into this cornucopia of Search Engine S/M fanfic.

Kylos · « **Reply #490 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 20:11 »

Found here.

JD · « **Reply #491 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 20:14 »

I think you messed up that link.

Kylos · « **Reply #492 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 20:17 »

How embarrassing. Fixed now.
Also,

JD · « **Reply #493 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 20:22 »

Repent ye fools

est · « **Reply #494 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 20:49 »

That is a pretty awful bot. Like, ten years ago bad, just implemented in Flash.

JD · « **Reply #495 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 21:53 »

Yeah it is

Jace · « **Reply #496 on:** 23 Aug 2009, 03:28 »

Quote from: igod

Me:
My name is god.
God:
Nice to meet you, god.

Clearly I am god.

loco_banana · « **Reply #497 on:** 23 Aug 2009, 06:44 »

Man, I LOVE mushrooms. Fucking love them, on just about all foods. Cooked, raw, delicious. Not like him, though. I never involve my trumpet.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #498 on:** 23 Aug 2009, 06:59 »

dude that is a trombone

jhocking · « **Reply #499 on:** 23 Aug 2009, 07:12 »

oh well then that makes perfect sense

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