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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #500 on: 23 Aug 2009, 07:19 »

dude that is a trombone
But I don't own a trombone, I only own a trumpet. :-(


oh well then that makes perfect sense
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #501 on: 23 Aug 2009, 11:47 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #502 on: 23 Aug 2009, 13:27 »

The iGod bot is amusing, but could be better. Just wondering, does anyone have a link to a really good-quality bot? I've never had much luck with them, but I haven't looked in a few years.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #504 on: 23 Aug 2009, 15:53 »

I know you all have found links in places on the internet claiming to bring you to "the worst erotic fanfiction ever."  I think we might have a winner.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #505 on: 23 Aug 2009, 16:04 »

 :cry:

I can't unread that. I hope my memory forgives me by letting go of this.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #506 on: 23 Aug 2009, 16:18 »

http://www.cleverbot.com/

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #507 on: 23 Aug 2009, 17:02 »

I know you all have found links in places on the internet claiming to bring you to "the worst erotic fanfiction ever."  I think we might have a winner.

oh my god

I second this.

That was more hilarious than creepy.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #508 on: 23 Aug 2009, 18:05 »

I was just on photobucket to upload a picture, and the example photo on their homepage is hilarious:


I wanna see that used as the example photo in picture frames in the store.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #509 on: 23 Aug 2009, 21:05 »



I think it's an advertisement for noodles.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #511 on: 23 Aug 2009, 21:48 »

She reminded me of this picture.

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« Reply #512 on: 23 Aug 2009, 23:49 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #513 on: 23 Aug 2009, 23:54 »

Let's be honest. This day has been coming since the moment he joined this forum.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #514 on: 24 Aug 2009, 05:04 »





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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #517 on: 24 Aug 2009, 19:51 »

I'm A Fucking Hipster [pic]

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #518 on: 24 Aug 2009, 19:59 »

miley cyrus dresses sort of like a stripper and also works a stripper pole at the teen choice awards

what are you talking about, no i do not think the fact that she is 16 and performing for an audience composed primarily of prepubescent kids in middle school is super creepy or inappropriate at all
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #519 on: 24 Aug 2009, 20:06 »

Lunch bag art



I want this one so bad.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #520 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:30 »



Haha. 1944
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #521 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:38 »

Does that mean before 1944 the US soldier got his ass kicked a lot?

also

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #522 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:41 »

By the hells did you see how much of a brat that kid was being. Scary stuff that.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #523 on: 25 Aug 2009, 07:22 »

Jjajajajja last panel is so brilliant XP

I always laugh my ass off with Legorobot.



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #524 on: 25 Aug 2009, 11:31 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #525 on: 25 Aug 2009, 12:59 »

The drawings in the first two panels are the best, but everything after that is shit.  Besides being an unfunny ripoff of the "white whale" comic, panel 4 is very racist.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #526 on: 25 Aug 2009, 13:07 »

I don't know if I could really call it racist unless there was also a mention of the building being bombed, planes etc. Definitely not as good as the White Whale comic though.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #527 on: 25 Aug 2009, 13:16 »

Meh, not really racist, But it was a bad ripoff of the White Whale comic which was fantastic if you ask me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #528 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:06 »

I think he's saying that the comic Jace posted comes across as racist, not the one about Zordon.


And seriously, if you can't figure out why it'd be seen as racist, I don't know what to tell you. It drops the N bomb and really seems to be implying that being cuckolded by a stereotypical black guy is adding insult to injury. Oh, and that it might give you AIDs.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #529 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:21 »

Ah, that would explain my confusion. I can't see the one Jace posted because I'm at work. Now I'm curious goddamnit.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #530 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:26 »

Ah, that would explain my confusion. I can't see the one Jace posted because I'm at work. Now I'm curious goddamnit.

If you can't see the comic it's pretty easy to picture in your mind really.  Picture the "white whale" comic, change to a different angry song, and then add some racism.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #531 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:37 »

To be fair, the dude's reaction in panel 2 really is great.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #532 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:47 »

If you change the bad word & the disease in your head when you read it it's a little funnier. But still not that funny. & why would the chubby yet attractive lady call her boyfriend/lover a N word? Why does she have to be chubby YET attractive.

I've changed my mind, I don't like it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #533 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:50 »

It's like making an anti-semitic lolcat.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #534 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:52 »

It's like making a demotivator about sneaky gooks.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #535 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:54 »

It's like rickrolling a Kwanzaa celebration.


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No wait that one could actually be pretty funny.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #536 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:56 »

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl There's a site for that already...

Which made me think of another site I like:

http://www.whatjeffkilled.com/

It's about a cat who kills things. Sorry as both of these sites are really old, I haven't seen them in this thread.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #537 on: 25 Aug 2009, 14:56 »

It's like making an anti-semitic lolcat.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #538 on: 25 Aug 2009, 15:03 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #539 on: 25 Aug 2009, 15:09 »

That is so bad...on the Polish site, you can see precisely where they've edited the image. Badly.  :laugh:
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #540 on: 25 Aug 2009, 15:09 »

hee hee they didn't even change his hand

That reminds me, there's a poster I see a lot in the subway that has a badly photoshopped stock photo of a black guy stuck into one of their worker's uniforms.  The part I don't get is that I'm sure that business actually does have plenty of black workers so why the badly photoshopped stock photo?

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #541 on: 25 Aug 2009, 15:17 »

the worst shop I have ever seen in my entire life

This is no longer the case
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #542 on: 25 Aug 2009, 15:29 »

Terrible microsoft photoshop


You can see they left the macbook in there as well
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #543 on: 25 Aug 2009, 15:48 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #544 on: 25 Aug 2009, 16:31 »

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« Reply #545 on: 25 Aug 2009, 16:55 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #546 on: 25 Aug 2009, 17:46 »

Wait, I have both of those microsoft pages open and am looking back and forth and they are definitely identical. What am I doing wrong?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #547 on: 25 Aug 2009, 17:52 »

If you click Dimmukane's link, you'll see what the Polish website liked like until apparently very recently (I tried both links earlier today, and they were different). The black guy used to have a white guy's face photoshopped over his own for the Polish website.

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« Reply #549 on: 25 Aug 2009, 19:39 »



Might be a repost but ehhh
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