Topic: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN (Read 254099 times)

KvP · « **Reply #550 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 21:40 »

If this turns out to be true I will track down the first printing of Batman 3 and poop on it.

phooey · « **Reply #551 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 21:53 »

If you haven't seen it corroborated anywhere else, keep your poop, sirrah. It's The Sun - they hardly have their fingers on the pulse of reality.

(their fingers are on page 3)

Alex C · « **Reply #552 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 23:18 »

oh my god the puns in that link

pwhodges · « **Reply #553 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 04:08 »

I enjoyed this from the discussion on the Microsoft image:

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Poland is just less PC, computers are racist!

here is proof:
black = rgb 0, 0, 0
white = rgb 255,255,255

This means, according to the central prejudice unit:
white > black

Will be a fact and return true! the central prejudice unit never changes its mind, ever!

It doesn't just end there, even so called web colors define the same sickening racism.

Even the beloved Python of reddit is racist to the core:
>>> 'white' > 'black'
True
>>> 'black' > 'white'
False

Try it for yourself! So according to the evil CPU, zero is black and black is zero.

This sickening racism is everywhere in computing, look at garbage collection

This racist garbage algorithm is looking for black and white objects, once it has found all the black objects, it will let the white objects GO FREE!!1

No black object points directly to a white object.

This racist garbage algorithm was a big selling point for a programming language called Java, one of Java's biggest features, is that it allowed the racist programmers freedom from checking black NULL pointers and maintaining the apartheid system themselves.

Is a well known fact that coffee is inextricably linked to slavery and racism, Java used to be known as Oak, and we can all guess why it was called that now.

Everywhere you look that deals with these poor, unhappy pointers you see:
if ( p != NULL ) // <-- code word for 'black'
/* p is safe */

That isn't all, so called "strings" that programmers use, must, at the end of each and every one, have a black NULL - black people at the end of strings! attached to ropes! there is even a data type that is called a rope

These programmers just cannot allow a poor black pointer to catch a break, they're always checking for NULLs before doing anything! and guess what? poor black null pointers never have anything! they're at the lowest address possible!

Programmers are always telling each other to 'code safely' to 'check null pointers' and to be aware of 'security' - these are are all just code words!!

If they do trip up, if they do make a mistake, the central prejudice unit is there to make sure, that poor, unloved, black null pointer doesn't get ANYTHING!!

Intel, AMD, ARM, Transmeta - all part of the racist hegemony!

jhocking · « **Reply #554 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 07:53 »

but but zero is the hero!

LunchBagArt · « **Reply #555 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 09:46 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 24 Aug 2009, 20:06

Lunch bag art

I want this one so bad.

Hey! I'm on the Questionable Content board! And I didn't even spam.

loco_banana · « **Reply #556 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 10:45 »

KvP · « **Reply #557 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 10:52 »

Caleb · « **Reply #558 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 10:57 »

Quote from: KvP on 22 Aug 2009, 02:24

Hey Liam Lynch, why don't you get off Mr. Show's dick

Holy shit there is an Atari 2600 under the TV in that skit. (1:26) God I love those little touches.

allison · « **Reply #559 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 16:25 »

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #560 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 16:37 »

JD · « **Reply #561 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 17:10 »

Now I want a Koala skin

Malek · « **Reply #562 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 19:21 »

What in the name of all that is damned did i just read?

JD · « **Reply #563 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 19:37 »

Has thou never heard of Team Fortress 2?

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #564 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 20:40 »

Quote from: KvP on 26 Aug 2009, 10:52

:c

Obviously Hugh isn't very aware of the existence of Rule 34, and that Marge Simpson is probably one of the oldest characters to be Rule 34'd.

Dollface · « **Reply #565 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 22:45 »

JD · « **Reply #566 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 23:32 »

Poodles?

Poodles!

My favorite is the pony

FIXDIX · « **Reply #567 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 03:26 »

Quote from: Dollface on 26 Aug 2009, 22:45

Prepare your Pets for war

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #568 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 06:39 »

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #569 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 07:11 »

That's just too much.

pwhodges · « **Reply #570 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 08:10 »

Memorial stones, eh?

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Tom Pearse, Tom Pearse, lend me your grey mare.
All along, down along, out along lee.
For I want for to go to Widecombe Fair,
With Bill Brewer, Jan Stewer, Peter Gurney,
Peter Davy, Dan'l Whiddon, Harry Hawke,
Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all,
Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all.

Here is the gravestone of Tom Pearse, in Sticklepath, on the northern edge of Dartmoor:

And here, from the village of Spreyton a few miles further north, is the gravestone of Tom Cobley - who had a nephew, but also had an uncle called Tom:

There was also a Bill Brewer in Sticklepath, but no gravestone for him is known.

Caleb · « **Reply #571 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 10:35 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 26 Aug 2009, 23:32

Poodles?

Poodles!

My favorite is the pony

It's a tie between the Buffalo and the Panda.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208913/The-poodles-transformed-pandas-horses-snails-creative-grooming-dog-shows.html

Yayniall · « **Reply #572 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 14:14 »

Observe your future masters.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #573 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 14:29 »

Amazing.

Allybee · « **Reply #574 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 15:13 »

phooey · « **Reply #575 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 19:17 »

phooey · « **Reply #576 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 19:18 »

Quote from: phooey on 27 Aug 2009, 19:17

I love the pointless thread

JD · « **Reply #577 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 20:15 »

Tarboy

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #578 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 20:16 »

I have to say, you are fully justified in carrying that piece of awesome to the next page break.

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #579 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 20:22 »

Malek · « **Reply #580 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 20:25 »

Haha "I'm already naked" thats just awesome!

JD · « **Reply #581 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 20:25 »

Ok I laughed, I admit it

phooey · « **Reply #582 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 20:26 »

Fuck you guys I love Gunnerkrigg Court

They're like, 13

JD · « **Reply #583 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 20:34 »

I love Gunnerkrigg too. I still laughed.

jhocking · « **Reply #584 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 20:45 »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1092302/Intelligent-men-better-quality-sperm-research-finds.html

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #585 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 21:03 »

I love Gunnerkrigg too, but I still laughed my ass off

This, quite frankly, is terrifying

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #586 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 21:21 »

True events between my friend Zac and I.

JD · « **Reply #587 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 21:59 »

Quote from: jhocking on 27 Aug 2009, 20:45

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1092302/Intelligent-men-better-quality-sperm-research-finds.html

Ladies

JD · « **Reply #588 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 23:02 »

Gotta love them Jonas Bros

Malek · « **Reply #589 on:** 27 Aug 2009, 23:41 »

All Hail Kagami the Great!

Dollface · « **Reply #590 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 00:00 »

Quote from: Malek on 27 Aug 2009, 23:41

All Hail ~~Kagami~~ Birdo the Great!

(i fixed for ya)

Fun fact: did you know that birdo is a dude, so that means yoshi and birdo are gay lovers.
According to the North American instruction manual of Super Mario Bros. 2:

"Birdo thinks he is a girl and likes to be called Birdetta. He likes to wear a bow on his head and shoot eggs from his mouth."

SirJuggles · « **Reply #591 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 00:45 »

Oh man it gets so much crazier than that

Quote from: Wikipedia

...Birdo's gender has changed throughout various American game versions, but has always been male in Japan.[citation needed] In the original manual for Super Mario Bros. 2, Birdo is referred to as male that believes he is female, and would rather be called "Birdetta."[6] The Japanese manual says its name is "Catherine", but it would rather be known as "Cassie." Most later American-localized games, such as the Mario sports titles, have usually listed Birdo as a female.[citation needed] Recent localizations have carefully avoided the use of any gender pronouns when describing Birdo. In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, it is said that Birdo is of "indeterminate gender" in its trophy. Birdo appears in the Wii Japan-only video game Captain Rainbow, which delves into Birdo's gender.[7]

At the end of that it mentions Captain Rainbow, which gets even weirder with Birdo's gender.

Scarychips · « **Reply #592 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 01:55 »

I want Captain Rainbow to be released in North America!!

SirJuggles · « **Reply #593 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 02:13 »

edit: and now I feel like an ass just because I forgot to host it myself

LittleKey · « **Reply #594 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 02:50 »

http://threeframes.net/

Scarychips · « **Reply #595 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 03:17 »

Is it me or the majority of those look like they are being humped?

Also, this is my favourite:

est · « **Reply #596 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 03:22 »

scarred · « **Reply #597 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 03:33 »

lolz @ 3frames

Reed · « **Reply #598 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 06:45 »

I think this one is my favorite:

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #599 on:** 28 Aug 2009, 07:05 »

Damnit i was going to link to threeframes.com you fucker.

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