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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1350 on: 30 Sep 2009, 09:12 »

Only if you have coupons.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1351 on: 30 Sep 2009, 09:32 »

Subway is better if you enjoy starving.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1352 on: 30 Sep 2009, 09:46 »

I have to walk a mile.

solution: Don't go to McDonald's.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1353 on: 30 Sep 2009, 09:46 »

There appears to be a gap in Pennsylvania. Amish country, perhaps?

Nah, man. If you've ever driven through Lancaster County along a major road there's a McDonald's at every fork in the road, just not a whole lot of Amish buggys parked out front. As for me, there's one about a mile and a half away, but the next closest one is in Pikesville like 20 miles away.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1355 on: 30 Sep 2009, 10:59 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1356 on: 30 Sep 2009, 11:49 »

omg omg omg is that from Valve or is it just fan made
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1357 on: 30 Sep 2009, 13:46 »






























.........subtext! Haha.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1358 on: 30 Sep 2009, 14:04 »

No, I think it's something else...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1359 on: 30 Sep 2009, 14:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1360 on: 30 Sep 2009, 14:25 »

awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1361 on: 30 Sep 2009, 14:39 »

Haha! The little plastic IBM is the best part.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1362 on: 30 Sep 2009, 14:42 »


Epic page-break-elephant-sex
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1363 on: 30 Sep 2009, 15:24 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1365 on: 30 Sep 2009, 16:12 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1366 on: 01 Oct 2009, 01:29 »

I lol'dwith the elephant one. And I want something with a "cool" button too!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1367 on: 01 Oct 2009, 02:11 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1368 on: 01 Oct 2009, 02:46 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1369 on: 01 Oct 2009, 05:13 »

I put it in the wrong hole guys
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1370 on: 01 Oct 2009, 07:28 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1371 on: 01 Oct 2009, 09:11 »

This is a truck with glowing balls hanging from it. They light up based on the brake lights and turn signals.:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1372 on: 01 Oct 2009, 10:46 »

Every once in awhile Attack of the show does something pretty funny.

http://www.themovieblog.com/2009/09/attack-of-the-show-spoofs-twilight


Direct Link to the G4TV website.

http://g4tv.com/videos/41784/Kevin-Pereira--Olivia-Munns-Twilight-Spoof/
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1373 on: 01 Oct 2009, 16:04 »

OMG, Baby Pygmy hippo recently born at Rotterdam Zoo



I can't believe how small it is I want one. Are those baby carrots???

additional pics

http://www.rotterdamzoo.nl/p3.php?RubriekID=2282

PS if anyone can read the article does it say how big the baby is?

edit found the average birth size - At birth, pygmy hippos weigh 4.5–6.2 kg (9.9–13.7 lb) with males weighing about 0.25 kg (0.55 lb) more than females.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1374 on: 01 Oct 2009, 16:07 »

Quote from: Wikipedia
Baby hippos are born underwater at a weight between 25 and 45 kg (60–110 lb) and an average length of around 127 cm (50 in) and must swim to the surface to take their first breath.

Also

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1375 on: 01 Oct 2009, 16:21 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1376 on: 01 Oct 2009, 16:25 »

Dollface don't think that Japan is the only country that would manufacture an artificial hymen...
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1379 on: 01 Oct 2009, 18:26 »

What happened
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1381 on: 01 Oct 2009, 20:36 »

What happened

One of by buddies sent me an article about how he's going into MMA now.  Here it is if anybody's interested.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1382 on: 01 Oct 2009, 20:55 »

I mean yeah he's a fully qualified fighter with a couple of belts, as well as a few charity foundations, but he'll always be Tommy (or Dr. Oliver) to me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1383 on: 01 Oct 2009, 21:32 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1384 on: 01 Oct 2009, 21:33 »

I feel like that's a repost. Either way it's adorable.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1385 on: 01 Oct 2009, 21:41 »

Ok have something I am 100% sure hasn't been posted





WHATTTT THHHEEEE FUCKKKK
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1386 on: 01 Oct 2009, 21:45 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1387 on: 01 Oct 2009, 21:52 »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1388 on: 01 Oct 2009, 22:22 »

Well.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1389 on: 01 Oct 2009, 23:20 »

I like to think the guy is Ron Jeremy.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1390 on: 01 Oct 2009, 23:22 »

My first thought was Frank Zappa
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1391 on: 01 Oct 2009, 23:25 »

I was about to say that. Damn you and your rotten toga too!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1392 on: 01 Oct 2009, 23:28 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1394 on: 02 Oct 2009, 00:04 »

Ballsy dude.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1395 on: 02 Oct 2009, 02:53 »



I thought it was pretty skillfully done
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1396 on: 02 Oct 2009, 04:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1397 on: 02 Oct 2009, 06:13 »

Yeah that is pretty amazing
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1398 on: 02 Oct 2009, 06:18 »

Who here is actually going to the trouble of checking if that is really an anagram.

(hint: not me)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #1399 on: 02 Oct 2009, 07:41 »

Stickin' it to the man.

Twistin' it a bit.

That guy is awesome, how have I never heard of him before?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qebWaR7XlRQ&feature=channel

Also, this would be pretty much the opposite of pointless. I'mma go see if there's a thread in DISCUSS about this guy.
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