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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2250 on: 12 Nov 2009, 11:47 »

that's a relief
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2251 on: 12 Nov 2009, 12:04 »

The joker's gambit one is awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2252 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:33 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2253 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:36 »

omg cutest thing. That kid is amazing.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2254 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:36 »

holy cow
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2255 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:44 »



OK not pointless but where else can I share this?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2257 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:54 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2258 on: 12 Nov 2009, 16:19 »

Well, I suppose it was inevitable.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2259 on: 12 Nov 2009, 16:58 »

That one chick is waaaay too tanned.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2260 on: 12 Nov 2009, 17:10 »

Oh damn, starring Jenna Haze. That means it is totally worth watching. I mean, Jenna Haze.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2261 on: 12 Nov 2009, 17:22 »

This is the only snuggie worth having:

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2262 on: 12 Nov 2009, 18:44 »

her ears are overused. Its like throwing a hot dog into the grand canyon.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2263 on: 13 Nov 2009, 00:32 »

Oh man you forgot to add the Capybara:

This is the second time I have fucked this up :(

The title of that Pornography Film is "This Isn't Twilight". Surely they could've been more imaginative than that?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2264 on: 13 Nov 2009, 00:34 »

Perhaps they didn't want people to make a mistake.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2265 on: 13 Nov 2009, 00:38 »

Yr buying/watching a Twilight porn, I think there's no escape from Mistake County at that point.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2266 on: 13 Nov 2009, 00:41 »

Does it say "This isn't Twilight" or "This isn't Twilight the XXX parody"?

Because surely if it's the second then it's kinda saying it IS Twilight the non-XXX parody.

Learn to punctuate, people!!
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2267 on: 13 Nov 2009, 02:58 »

I think it's meant to be This isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2269 on: 13 Nov 2009, 15:13 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2270 on: 13 Nov 2009, 15:14 »

SUBNORMALITY  :-D

I love those comix  :-)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2271 on: 13 Nov 2009, 15:39 »

I much prefer Bush to Nirvana, but otherwise I agree.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2272 on: 13 Nov 2009, 16:43 »



That's udderly bizarre
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2273 on: 13 Nov 2009, 16:45 »

Look, it's Marigold's Fallout 3 character:



It's from the Post-Apocalyptic Babe Pin-up Calendar.
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I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2274 on: 14 Nov 2009, 05:15 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2275 on: 14 Nov 2009, 08:21 »

Fucking awesome.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2276 on: 14 Nov 2009, 14:58 »

that burrito taster above the influence ad has been on my fridge for almost 2 years.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2277 on: 14 Nov 2009, 15:20 »

That would actually make quite an interesting TV series. The development and survival of a primitive community inside the remains of a skyscraper. Maybe with a Religious order on the top floor, worshipping the gods of the sun and moon. A kinda Morlock/Dwarven subterranean tribe in the basement who have the best understanding of technology and provide water and fertiliser via trade to the upper floors. A Warlike society on the ground/lower floors who resist the incursions of those from the outside world.

Hmmm... I wonder if it would be set in a contemporary world with everyone watching them and wondering what the hell was going on or if it would be a post-apocalypse society thing?

I think I'd watch that show religiously.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2278 on: 14 Nov 2009, 16:53 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2279 on: 14 Nov 2009, 17:31 »

At first it didn't look sexual, but then there was 'juice' around. So gross.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2280 on: 14 Nov 2009, 20:43 »

at the Natural History Museum in D.C.


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2281 on: 14 Nov 2009, 22:39 »

Not big news
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2282 on: 15 Nov 2009, 05:20 »

Hmmm... I wonder if it would be set in a contemporary world with everyone watching them and wondering what the hell was going on or if it would be a post-apocalypse society thing?

I think I'd watch that show religiously.

I go for the first option it would be way more mindfucking... I'd watch the hell out of that show too.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2283 on: 15 Nov 2009, 11:13 »


 :-o
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2284 on: 15 Nov 2009, 12:20 »

That is freaky.  Why would that even be created?  Who would even think that up?


Side note:  I've now caught up on all 146 pages of this insanely large thread (took a bit over a month, done sporadically whenever I had free time).  I feel like I should go outside.  Or maybe start that 15 page term paper that's due at the end of the month.  But, what will I read when I'm bored or feeling procrastinaty?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2285 on: 15 Nov 2009, 14:51 »

I simply can't decide if this is a troll or simply a case of what you see is what you get...

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"working for one of buggets comonays in world of it" eh?  I guess that's impressive.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2286 on: 15 Nov 2009, 16:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2287 on: 15 Nov 2009, 16:44 »

I simply can't decide if this is a troll or simply a case of what you see is what you get...

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i will tell you why with interleaving off no hec /fec errors with on about 100000 an hour thgats how i know for (a)
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"working for one of buggets comonays in world of it" eh?  I guess that's impressive.

I can't imagine that someone could bring that from their head to their keyboard without trying really hard to make it as illegible as possible. Are they trying to break the typing speed limit for safe language?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2289 on: 15 Nov 2009, 17:18 »

SUBNORMALITY  :-D

I love those comix  :-)

I'm not a big fan of it, it has far too much text and is usually, "Hey, I'm better then you, here's why"

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2291 on: 15 Nov 2009, 17:33 »








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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2296 on: 15 Nov 2009, 18:28 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2298 on: 15 Nov 2009, 20:48 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #2299 on: 15 Nov 2009, 21:14 »

really?
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