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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3902 on: 29 Jan 2010, 14:59 »



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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3904 on: 29 Jan 2010, 15:11 »

I like my women with a bit of shrimp on the barbie.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3906 on: 29 Jan 2010, 15:16 »




damn this is really creeping me out.

My sister's name is Emily and our Grandma's name is Betty (pretty sure she was born around '31 sometime) and uh...my sister has friends with all those names.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3908 on: 29 Jan 2010, 15:20 »



Up to 244s now, the pink one has recently reappeared after going flying off.
I'd increase the speed but they all seem to end up crashing then.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3911 on: 29 Jan 2010, 15:30 »

damn those posts came fast. It said there were new posts in the meantime, but I thought it was just the one solar system picture.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3912 on: 29 Jan 2010, 15:33 »

No Australia did not ban small breasts from porn.

The comments on that article from the Somebody Think of the Children guy who wrote the original article and a lady from the Sex Party show that breast size was a reason cited by the ACB as to why they refused classification. I don't see why this should be brought up in this thread, but Fiona Patten commented and said this:

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Late last year I attended a classification publications training session with 3 adult magazine distributors and one publisher. We were shown a range of images and the notes made by the board were read out. The underdeveloped nature of the model’s breasts was cited as a reason for the image to be refused classification numerous times.

that sounds pretty straight forward. The situation has been a bit blown out of proportion, with people saying "AUSTRALIA IS BANNIGN BOOBS IN PORN OH NOES", but that doesn't mean that it is wrong.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3914 on: 29 Jan 2010, 16:50 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3915 on: 29 Jan 2010, 17:48 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3916 on: 29 Jan 2010, 18:31 »

I am pretty sick of people taking other people's shit and trying to make a meme out of it.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3917 on: 29 Jan 2010, 21:24 »

FFFFFFUUUUUUU left the solar system window open and running for a couple hours.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3918 on: 30 Jan 2010, 00:02 »

Fuck fuck fuck fuck this is creepy and grotesque: http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0
It is an article and OH FUCK.
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The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3919 on: 30 Jan 2010, 01:24 »

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I think that sentence was refering to the goat-child mentioned in the article.
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« Reply #3920 on: 30 Jan 2010, 04:40 »

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The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

I think that sentence was refering to the goat-child mentioned in the article.
What a setup for a Your Mom joke.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3921 on: 30 Jan 2010, 06:08 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3924 on: 30 Jan 2010, 10:20 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3925 on: 30 Jan 2010, 11:49 »

I believe she has just failed her driving test.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3926 on: 30 Jan 2010, 11:51 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3928 on: 30 Jan 2010, 13:36 »

Man. Judd Apatow's movies are not funny. Pineapple Express was not funny, and dude still has a problem writing women.

I don't know. I guess because I just don't think "lol we're high" is funny that I just don't get that movie(Pineapple Express). I don't think I should be high to appreciate something. I was once complaining about Sarah Silverman, because I do not think she is funny, even after sitting through Jesus Is Magic, and someone told me I needed to be high to appreciate her. And they were serious. What. A good comedian isn't someone who relies on you not being sober to be funny. I can watch Henry Rollins and laugh my ass off, but Sarah Silverman its like damn, you are trying way too hard.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3929 on: 30 Jan 2010, 13:48 »

I thought Pineapple Express was hilarious and I saw it stone cold sober. Unless popcorn slathered in copious amounts of butter counts.

I also really enjoyed Knocked Up and The 40 Year Old Virgin. I guess some comedy isn't for everyone.

Agree with you on the Silverman point though. I find her sort of funny for like, the first half hour or so of her standup, and then it just gets ridiculous and stupid. Her TV show is just painful.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3930 on: 30 Jan 2010, 13:51 »

I have a crush on Seth Rogen
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« Reply #3931 on: 30 Jan 2010, 13:53 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3932 on: 30 Jan 2010, 13:53 »

I saw Pineapple Express sober, and was told the reason I didn't find it funny was because I wasn't high, so thats why I said that. I mean, there were some parts where I giggled, but on a whole I just don't see pot smoking culture as something to glorify. I don't think its funny.


That said, yeah, I smoke pot. Not often, but I do. I don't see anything wrong with it. I just think it's dumb to make it into a big deal.




Lunch:(I do too. but it's a secret. he's the only reason I've watch those movies....)
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3934 on: 30 Jan 2010, 14:25 »

Pineapple Express was not Apatow directed or written, he was co-credited for "story" and as a producer.

The movies that you can really blame on Apatow over the past few years are the ones he directed:  Funny People, Knocked Up, and the 40 Year Old Virgin
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3935 on: 30 Jan 2010, 14:40 »

Are you implying that the 40-year Old Virgin wasn't awesome? Because that'll be pistols at dawn.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3936 on: 30 Jan 2010, 14:53 »

I love Virgin, Knocked Up, and the first half of Funny People.  Hugs at dawn instead?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3937 on: 30 Jan 2010, 14:56 »

I'll bring my pistols.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3938 on: 30 Jan 2010, 16:37 »


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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3939 on: 30 Jan 2010, 17:03 »

shark touching

Is this really not freaky to anyone else? When I saw that picture I imagined the shark bobbing back underwater for a second before surging out and grabbing the guy.

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3940 on: 30 Jan 2010, 17:05 »

Oh, I'm totally freaked out by it.

Being eaten is perhaps the worst thing I can think of happening to me.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3941 on: 30 Jan 2010, 17:05 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3942 on: 30 Jan 2010, 17:10 »

What is going on there anyway?  Why would anyone try/want to touch a great white?
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3943 on: 30 Jan 2010, 17:11 »

I was thinking about vore!


I just think sharks always forever look creepy. I wouldn't want to touch one. Ugliest mouth ever, for serious.
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« Reply #3944 on: 30 Jan 2010, 17:11 »

Shark skin is like sandpaper.  It's a great way to exfoliate.
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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3946 on: 30 Jan 2010, 20:29 »

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Re: Re: POINTLESS THREAD IIa: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3948 on: 31 Jan 2010, 05:50 »



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« Reply #3949 on: 31 Jan 2010, 06:01 »

Grooveshark is Pandora for everybody.

Edit: I discovered you can upload your own stuff there, so I decided to u psome stuff I made long time ago.
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