Topic: Re: Photos are pretty cool - B (Read 287710 times)

Inlander · « **Reply #3400 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 16:53 »

You saucy minx!

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #3401 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 17:20 »

I don't know if you can tell, but Maryland licenses have the little red heart, which looking at the license, is really detailed for such a tiny image. it looks all 3D and whatnot.

Also the person didn't tell me to not smile, he just basically lined it up and took the image without warning me. I'm lucky I guess considering what faces I could've been making while waiting in the Westminster MVA office at 8:30 in the morning.

Slick · « **Reply #3402 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 17:31 »

who grew comic facial hair on a whim just before renewing all my ID last winter?

I grew comic facial hair on a whim just before renewing all my ID last winter!

Inlander · « **Reply #3403 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 17:32 »

You're like a smooth Klingon!

SirJuggles · « **Reply #3404 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 18:01 »

Back from when I was rocking the surfer dude look. Allll the ladies loved the surfer dude look.

Also my license expires exactly on my 21st birthday, so, that's cool.

Toba · « **Reply #3405 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 18:35 »

Conveniently I moved so I didn't have to wait a whole 4 years before getting the one that's the right direction to not look like I'm a young-un!

tania · « **Reply #3406 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 18:37 »

i think we should upgrade the theme this time from "post a picture of your primary id" to "post a picture of your primary id and then harry says a thing about it"

Inlander · « **Reply #3407 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 18:42 »

Commenting is easier than posting my own pictures!

allison · « **Reply #3408 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 18:52 »

The driver's license is my primary ID but I like my school ID so much better.

Slick · « **Reply #3409 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 18:58 »

Quote from: Inlander on 12 Jan 2011, 17:32

You're like a smooth Klingon!

I actually did worf-beard with the chin-beard and bits climbing up the side but no moustache over christmas! Did not take pictures, but it was fun.

Papersatan · « **Reply #3410 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 19:16 »

I have two licences. In this photo you can see 3 different hair colors. From super fresh to super faded!

The top one is my "Real ID compliant Enhanced ID" which lets me cross the Canadian or Mexican borders on land without a passport. I got it so I could go see lady Allison. It has a heart to indicate that I am an organ donor, the other one has nothing, I don't know if I forgot to check that box or if they just started with that.

Caleb · « **Reply #3411 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 19:16 »

You guys aren't being CAREFUL enough!

Caleb · « **Reply #3412 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 19:19 »

No wait. Not good enough.

There we are. Now I am safe.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3413 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 19:22 »

I dunno man, you can never be too careful

That's better

JD · « **Reply #3414 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 19:59 »

Curses! My plans are ruined!

Inlander · « **Reply #3415 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 21:11 »

Gees come on guys I'm only one man.

Jace · « **Reply #3416 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 22:29 »

My Arizona drivers license expired in 2054. I am pretty sad I had to give that up to get a New York one. I do not have an adequate camera to take pictures of it where you can see things though.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #3417 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 22:33 »

I knew it all along, I knew you were a time traveling evil genius!

sean · « **Reply #3418 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 22:33 »

guys im gonna get in on this theme tomorrow but like...

matt dude you should have waited till november what gives dogg?

Jace · « **Reply #3419 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 22:38 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 12 Jan 2011, 22:33

I knew it all along, I knew you were a time traveling evil genius!

Evil, yes. genius, no. Travelling, yes. Time, no.

It is just that in AZ I guess they figure you can just always drive okay until you are 65.

Papersatan · « **Reply #3420 on:** 12 Jan 2011, 22:51 »

Quote from: Jace on 12 Jan 2011, 22:38

It is just that in AZ I guess they figure you can just always drive okay until you are 65.

See, here in NY they figure they can squeeze some extra money out of you every 8 years. It's not like you have to re-take the test to get a new one, just pay $50.

Eris · « **Reply #3421 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 00:55 »

Quote from: SirJuggles on 12 Jan 2011, 18:01

I don't understand how that photo violated photobucket's terms and conditions. Were you naked in you licence photo? Anyway, here is mine with me fresh from work:

with some outtakes

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #3422 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 01:49 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Jan 2011, 15:46

EU driving licences are pink. The photo used to be coloured, but is now b/w as it is etched into the card as an anti-forgery thing:
...
No donor stuff; that's currently being discussed.

Kudos, on UK drivers license you seem to have the choice of looking like someone's inbred cousin or a wanted criminal. Always better to go for hardened lag. If I saw that picture on Crimwatch I'd definitely reckon you were good for a bit of B&E or putting up Post Offices.

Conversely the bus pass looks so innocent I wonder if you have a double life as a masked avenger, bearing down on scally's from the hallowed spires of Oxford.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #3423 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 07:23 »

My new VA license has a HOLOGRAM OF MY FACE. If you look at it from the front or the back it shows my face, but you can look right through it. Craziness.
It's hard to see in the picture, but it also has lots of designs in very light peach/purple shades, like the new US money.

I miss my MD license with the blue crab on it:(

PS: Too far away to stalk my house, but I guess everyone knows where I work now!

Ballard · « **Reply #3424 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 07:35 »

Thoughts:

Holy shit the Illinois Driver's License is ugly.

Minnesota's is surprisingly pretty.

We finally learn what the W in P. W. Hodges stands for.

Contributions:

I don't have a driver's license yet. Here is my college ID with bonus junior high Hebrew school ID and cursive signature. Yes, that's a yarmulkeh.

pwhodges · « **Reply #3425 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 07:43 »

Quote from: Ballard on 13 Jan 2011, 07:35

We finally learn what the W in P. W. Hodges stands for.

Seeing as I was named for Boniface, I reckon I got off lightly.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #3426 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 07:44 »

I legally can't drive on my own, as I never got around to taking my test even though I was ready for it.

But, hey, green's way more my colour anyway.

(fuzzy webcam hurrrr)

pwhodges · « **Reply #3427 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 07:55 »

That's not you, because you're not making a silly face.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #3428 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 08:23 »

My apologies.

Liz · « **Reply #3429 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 08:26 »

Gene the old Minnesota license was white with red, blue, and black writing.

Things have improved.

Patrick · « **Reply #3430 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 09:42 »

This is old, and very blurry, but I'm on the left (age 17) and my mom's on the right (age 13).

Basically, I look like a little girl.

Orbert · « **Reply #3431 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 09:55 »

Did you forget the part where you include the picture? 'Cause I'm really curious to see an old picture of you, especially one with you four years older than your mom.

Patrick · « **Reply #3432 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 09:55 »

Oooooooooooops

(relevant to the theme because it is my passport photo!)

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #3433 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 10:12 »

No driver's license because fuck yeah trains.

squawk · « **Reply #3434 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 11:32 »

TANIA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3435 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 12:18 »

I wish I had a half-decent camera but all I have is my phone so fuckit.

mnubmnub

And now, having cut my hair and losing about 50 pounds, I actually look more like this:

redglasscurls · « **Reply #3436 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 12:31 »

Zing! You're so pretty done ladylike!

Caleb · « **Reply #3437 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 12:35 »

Dude blot out the ID number in the picture!

Like I was kinda kidding before but everyone else was smart enough to.

Take that pic down and re-upload it after editing it.

est · « **Reply #3438 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 12:56 »

My current licence makes me look like a fat 40 year old criminal. It's pretty great.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3439 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 13:03 »

Okay, so I took it down and blocked the number out but when I re-uploaded it it showed the old picture, so. Fuck it.

Exactly what horrible deeds could/would be committed if someone had my ID number?

Lunchbox · « **Reply #3440 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 13:51 »

I'm actually pretty jealous of your haircut.

Allybee · « **Reply #3441 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 15:52 »

new glasses!

Ladybug · « **Reply #3442 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 15:57 »

The text on the Norwegian licenses (EEA model, apparently) sucks, so the webcam couldn't capture it properly. They're pink and among other things, has tiiiny (less than half a millimeter tall) lyrics to an old Norwegian poem/song etched into them (link to macro photo trying to capture parts of it). I don't particularly like my photo and my signature looks like it was written by a four year old (although I think I wrote my name better whan I was four, once I learned to not write it backwards), so I never use it as ID unless it's specifically asked for. But! The S in "B M S" stands for snow mobile. Fuck yeah. My brothers don't have that.

(Yes, I know I edited out my name and then not my signature. Whatever.)

Caleb · « **Reply #3443 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 16:20 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 13 Jan 2011, 13:03

Exactly what horrible deeds could/would be committed if someone had my ID number?

Criminals can use it to get other info about you including copies of your birth certificate depending on where you were born. There are also ways of getting your social security number via a driver's license number. They can also use it to make fake diver's license with a real number. (Whenever you sell stuff at a pawn shop they generally want a drivers license on hand in case something is stolen so people like having copies of licenses with real numbers for that.)

It's one of the basic stepping stones for identity theft. Over all you can't actually do anything with that number alone but it's never a good idea to let the thing loose in cyberspace.

Spluff · « **Reply #3444 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 17:45 »

It's somewhat hard to see in this photo but it illustrates why you shouldn't get your license the morning after your birthday. I look like I am under the influence of every single drug.

When I get my accom ID I'll show you the photo on it which I believe is the worst photo ever taken of anybody ever. Not only do I somehow look like I've got a double chin in it, I also look like some kind of terrifying sex predator.

Christophe · « **Reply #3445 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 20:50 »

No ID pics from me

but here's a pic of me rocking out

JD · « **Reply #3446 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 21:12 »

Nice shirt Ladybug

Patrick · « **Reply #3447 on:** 13 Jan 2011, 22:02 »

Hey guys

Guys I've played the guitar Chris is holding

That photo is so damn rad that I seriously couldn't resist bragging about that bit of trivia

MrBlu · « **Reply #3448 on:** 14 Jan 2011, 02:02 »

Quote from: Spluff on 13 Jan 2011, 17:45

It's somewhat hard to see in this photo but it illustrates why you shouldn't get your license the morning after your birthday. I look like I am under the influence of every single drug.

Pretty much the best way to avoid a DUI charge.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #3449 on:** 14 Jan 2011, 05:43 »

I'll get the positively criminal drivers license up shortly.

In the mean time from the bottom right, up one, left one, up one, wearing tweed.

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