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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4000 on: 26 Dec 2009, 18:50 »

Kitchen-Aid

Those are they best, I wish I had one.
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« Reply #4001 on: 26 Dec 2009, 19:04 »

Merry Christmas!

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« Reply #4002 on: 26 Dec 2009, 20:32 »

Phil yr mohawk looks a little crooked but A+ for effort anyway
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« Reply #4003 on: 26 Dec 2009, 21:09 »

its partly my wavy hair, but yeah its more or less just a bit concave, good enough for me/doing it on my own.
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« Reply #4004 on: 26 Dec 2009, 21:12 »

God damn Phil, awesome.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4005 on: 26 Dec 2009, 23:59 »

Phil we have the same jacket.
Allison that first picture, so cute and it looks like you are shaking super fast in excitement (which I bet you were because kitchen-aids are the best).
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4006 on: 27 Dec 2009, 00:37 »

Christmas morning I got a Kitchenaid Artisan stand mixer.

oh for FUCK'S SAKE
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« Reply #4007 on: 27 Dec 2009, 00:37 »

That is literally exactly what I'd suggested to my parents if they were going to insist on getting me a big gift and they got me a food processor instead
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4008 on: 27 Dec 2009, 00:38 »

alison, god accidentally sent my gift your way so you better goddamn well get the meat grinder attachment and learn how to make a fucking spicy fennel sausage for shit's sake
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4009 on: 27 Dec 2009, 00:40 »

it can make pasta too and aaaaag dam dam dam
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4010 on: 27 Dec 2009, 00:51 »

I've already made two loaves of bread with mine! Seriously best Christmas present ever.
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« Reply #4011 on: 27 Dec 2009, 00:52 »

Hey I'm making bread at the moment too! I'm using these things called hands and this thing called an oven.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4012 on: 27 Dec 2009, 00:53 »

But can you handle 14 cups of flour at once??
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4013 on: 27 Dec 2009, 00:57 »

No but I wouldn't be able to eat a loaf of bread three times the size of my head anyway.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4014 on: 27 Dec 2009, 01:01 »

But your friends and family could help.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4015 on: 27 Dec 2009, 01:07 »

I keep telling my housemates to eat the bread that I make, but do they listen? Nooooo.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4016 on: 27 Dec 2009, 06:18 »

I keep telling my housemates to eat the bread that I make, but do they listen? Nooooo.

That is their way of telling you it tastes terrible.

Also, my roommate (I still use that term even though I mean housemate) in college once made the mistake of telling me I could have some of the bagels he made. I ate all his bagels so fast I think he hadn't even finished his sentence yet. Your housemates are not fulfilling their role as housemates.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4017 on: 27 Dec 2009, 07:18 »

how does one make bagels?

(i am looking for a photo of me but all the recent interesting ones are where I am semi naked which no one wants to see)
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4018 on: 27 Dec 2009, 07:48 »

how does one make bagels?

You boil them and then bake them. It's pretty crazy, it's another one of those genius foods that makes me wonder who came up with that shit.

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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4019 on: 27 Dec 2009, 09:53 »

My guesses: -accident
-someone realized that steamy ovens give a crustier bread and then said 'fuck I'll take it a step further!'
-it is jewish in origin so maybe god just said 'hey dudes give this a whirl, huh?'

little known eleventh commandment: thou shalt boil thine bagels before the baking
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« Reply #4020 on: 27 Dec 2009, 19:44 »

So, a little bragging here - I was named "Bluejacket of the Quarter" for 3rd quarter of 2009 at my Drill Center. (For those of you that don't know, I am in the Naval Reserves.)
Well, I think that I may be up for "Bluejacket of the Year" now - because they asked me to get all dolled up in my Dress Blues and send in photos of myself in them...well, I had to play around with the cam a little bit, and thought I'd share a pic with ya'll! (I don't really look like I did when I joined here...)



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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4021 on: 27 Dec 2009, 21:48 »

Bluejacket of the Quarter

Is that the one they award for being kind of a babe?
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« Reply #4022 on: 27 Dec 2009, 23:23 »

La, and that's pretty awesome. Congratulations and good luck!
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4023 on: 27 Dec 2009, 23:24 »

Allison: Protect ya neck.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4024 on: 28 Dec 2009, 05:47 »

wait what
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4025 on: 28 Dec 2009, 07:56 »

Awww couple photo o'clock
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« Reply #4026 on: 28 Dec 2009, 09:15 »



Not a couple, just two chums.
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Re: Re: Photos are pretty cool - A
« Reply #4027 on: 28 Dec 2009, 10:45 »

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So, a little bragging here - I was named "Bluejacket of the Quarter" for 3rd quarter of 2009 at my Drill Center. (For those of you that don't know, I am in the Naval Reserves.)
Well, I think that I may be up for "Bluejacket of the Year" now - because they asked me to get all dolled up in my Dress Blues and send in photos of myself in them...well, I had to play around with the cam a little bit, and thought I'd share a pic with ya'll! (I don't really look like I did when I joined here...)

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La

Matelot, eh?

I take it you're in the US Naval Reserves?
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« Reply #4028 on: 28 Dec 2009, 10:56 »

(For those of you that don't know, I am in the Naval Reserves.)
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« Reply #4029 on: 28 Dec 2009, 10:58 »

Seen, friend.

Which country's Naval Reserve is what I'm asking though.
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« Reply #4030 on: 28 Dec 2009, 11:06 »

Impressive - I'd heard the Austrian Navy was right up there with the Swiss.
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« Reply #4031 on: 28 Dec 2009, 11:26 »

Wisdom you won't find in Whitehall, I'm afraid.
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« Reply #4032 on: 28 Dec 2009, 16:17 »

an couple

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« Reply #4033 on: 28 Dec 2009, 16:31 »



Couples!
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« Reply #4034 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:02 »



Couples!
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« Reply #4035 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:14 »

Christmas morning I got a Kitchenaid Artisan stand mixer.


I got a Sunburst stand mixer from 1963 at an estate sale for free. It has been missing for 5 months now. It makes me sad every time I think about it. :(
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« Reply #4036 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:20 »

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« Reply #4037 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:21 »


Matelot, eh?

I take it you're in the US Naval Reserves?

OOh *blushes* yes, the US Naval Reserves.

...I'm so used to explaining to people that, yes, there is a Reserve component of the Navy in the middle of IOWA with no ocean in sight. I kind of forget sometimes that I should specify country, too...I apologize!

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« Reply #4038 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:30 »

Uh, no harm, no foul.

Best of luck with the annual award.
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« Reply #4039 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:42 »

Silverstar, if it makes you feel better, I assumed based on your uniform. Navy's in all kinds of places you'd never guess. Kinda wished I could see the rating, though.
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« Reply #4040 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:42 »

tiny

It still astonishes me to realize you are tiny.

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« Reply #4041 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:47 »

She's not tiny!
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« Reply #4042 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:54 »

She's vertically challenged.
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« Reply #4043 on: 28 Dec 2009, 19:11 »

Fucking around in Photobooth before I go to work.

Here I am doing my best Pete-Townshend-just-got-caught-with-child-porn look



Here I am making out with myself:


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« Reply #4044 on: 28 Dec 2009, 20:20 »

Silverstar, if it makes you feel better, I assumed based on your uniform. Navy's in all kinds of places you'd never guess. Kinda wished I could see the rating, though.

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« Reply #4045 on: 28 Dec 2009, 20:39 »

Fucking around in Photobooth before I go to work.

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« Reply #4046 on: 28 Dec 2009, 21:08 »

Couples!

Lise's hair looks awesome!

I do not have any couples shots because we are not the picture-taking type, I guess.


Scratch that, I remembered we have some from Hallowe'en



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« Reply #4047 on: 29 Dec 2009, 01:24 »

one big 'Logistics Specialist' rating

I'll pass along a little something I've learned.   

I'm an Army vet.  Because when I enlisted I was a total adrenaline junkie, I spent all my time killing people and breaking things.   You know... stuff with zero civilian transfer skills.  Like most door kickers and shit-blower-uppers, I secretly (or not so secretly) considered loggies, commo guys, dental technicians, clerks, etc. to be beneath me and not so much 'real' soldiers.   If you're not at the sharp end of the spear and aspiring to be the very tip of it, you're a bit of a sissy.  Or that was my thought at the time.

Then I got hurt and had to get out.  I did a few years, nothing close to an entire career.   Not surprisingly,  there were no ads in the paper seeking former Sergeants to yell really loudly forty hours a week.   Uh-oh... I've got to learn totally new skills that have nothing to do with what I've been doing my entire adult life. 

Fast forward and I'm back in the D.C. area, and since you can't spit without hitting a retired O-6 around here, as you might imagine I work with a whole lot of veterans.  Just so happens,   All the good jobs go to comms and log folks.    I often find myself sitting a room with nothing but loggies or commo guys.  I have been asked more than once (and even recently) "You were a log guy, right?" or "Were you commo?"  And when I tell them no, and what my MOS was, I get really strange looks and asked "How did you get this job?"   Truth be told, though a couple of my former buddies are doing pretty well, most of them work shit jobs.   Like... real-for-real shit jobs.

If I could do it all over and I decided I was going to go into the military again... Log would be the way to go.  At least, it would certainly be one of the things I considered, knowing what I do now.

tl;dr-- Logistics can get you a real job.  Go with it.
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« Reply #4048 on: 29 Dec 2009, 02:35 »

Couldn't agree more, everyone brings something to the party. Just because someone isn't a steely-eyed dealer of death doesn't mean that don't have a valuable contribution to make.

Remember boys and girls: No stores, no wars. No data, no craters.

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« Reply #4049 on: 29 Dec 2009, 02:37 »

D'ya hear that guys? If we can put an end to stores and data we can finally see peace in this crazy ole' world.
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