Um I argh. (I got snarked at last time I addressed a non-stranger in the stranger-anger thread, so here goes here.)
My coworker is SO DUMB. Like, SO DUMB. I don't think she listens to herself talk, because the only other explanation is that she truly believes the shit that comes out of her mouth, and I just cannot fathom that a person in her position could be SO DUMB.
On Wednesday, she was going to try to go on the roof of a building (and climb the wall-mounted ladder to get up to it). Later in the afternoon she sent a photo of herself on the roof to everyone, but when she got back to the office she told me & the head engineer that it was actually at a different building with stairs instead of a ladder up, and if anyone else asked, she would tell them so. Today we had our weekly meeting with our 2 bosses, and Top Boss asked about it. She said EVERY DAMN THING EXCEPT, "I chickened out and couldn't climb the ladder." She turned benign comments into insults on her weight. She talked herself into a bench press competition (claimed she could do 150lb on the machine, did 80lb). She freaked out on the engineer when he told Top Boss what really happened. She tried to insist it was "just" an omission, not a LIE. She said that because her job description says "may require" the ability to go on the roof, she didn't actually have to be able to.
Ughhh I am going to throttle her one of these days. Thank god everyone else, including Top Boss, seems to feel the same way.