Blog thread,
Yesterday was terrible. Everything tried to kill me. On my way to work, the car in front of my was varying in speed from 45 to 70 randomly. I decided to pass. When I got even with his car, he slammed on the gas. I found myself playing chicken with a Tractor Trailer. Thankfully, I managed to swerve back into the correct lane with a few feet to spare.
Then I had a terrible day at my awful job filled with toothless rednecks treating me like an idiot.
Then on my way home, my usual route was blocked off by a manhunt. Apparently, a guy who lived in my neighboring town killed his dad and fled into the woods and corn fields a few miles from my home (I live about 7 miles from a town). So, as I take a much longer, more dangerous route to my house that is filled with century-old bridges without guardrails and blind corners, a deer jumps off a ridge to my left and smashes into my car.
THE DEER SUICIDE BOMBED MY CAR.
tl;dr FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU