Topic: Re: Blog Thread IIa: Beyond Blogosphere. (Read 220271 times)

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2150 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 22:25 »

I still don't get how twat is sexist when you can be called a dick, knob or any other variation on men's genitalia and it's not even offensive anymore, really. And twat is also one of the best words to say! Twat twat twat hee hee.

Dear Blog Thread,

There have been a few posts here and there about how sometimes people see dopplegangers of forum people around and about. It seems that my special ability is seeing older versions of forumites. I've seen old Hannah and old Jon and now today I saw old May. So I guess if you want to know how you will age, hang out with me for a while?

Also hang out with me for sexy funtimes.

JD · « **Reply #2151 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 22:30 »

I say cunt all the time when I get angry while playing TF2. Is cunt any worse than twat?

Maybe something for DISCUSS!

KvP · « **Reply #2152 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 22:35 »

Yeah prolly it is.

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2009, 22:25

I still don't get how twat is sexist when you can be called a dick, knob or any other variation on men's genitalia and it's not even offensive anymore, really. And twat is also one of the best words to say! Twat twat twat hee hee.

From what I can recall it's mostly the complaint that being referred to as female genitalia is insulting across genders whereas referring to a woman as a "dick" is really kind of nonsensical. "Twat" is essentially used in the same ways as "dick" or "cock", usually indicating an aggressive / rude / ignorant person. Other vaginal terms are usually meant to indicate weakness. "Cunt" is generally considered a harsher word but it's got the same meaning, although it's usually aimed more at females than males. Beyond that being a dick or a twat is not really looked down upon as much as being a pussy is. It's almost taken on more descriptive than disparaging.

Inlander · « **Reply #2153 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 22:37 »

You're all missing the point that it's so much more fun to make up your own nonsense-word insults.

Slick · « **Reply #2154 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 22:49 »

You table-grinding, bucket-weaving, toothpick-bending dunderbluzzen you.

Christophe · « **Reply #2155 on:** 16 Sep 2009, 23:11 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Sep 2009, 22:25

Dear Blog Thread,

There have been a few posts here and there about how sometimes people see dopplegangers of forum people around and about. It seems that my special ability is seeing older versions of forumites. I've seen old Hannah and old Jon and now today I saw old May.

I am pretty sure I have seen alternate versions of everyone on this board at one point or another since I've been in Scotland.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #2156 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 00:29 »

Quote from: BrittanyMarie on 16 Sep 2009, 19:16

Dear BeoPuppy first of all I'd be more offended by a sexist insult if you were interesting at all. Second, obviously it wasn't neglect when I took the fucker into the vet to figure out what was wrong with him- there wasn't anything wrong with him until he escaped his cage and I thought he got into something poisonous. Turns out his pee is poison to him! According to the vet I did everything right, the only reason he even got sick is because of his great escape which strained him, which made him more sensitive to it.
[...]

Interesting enough to need a reaction, apparently.

And according to your own words you didn't clean its cage for a month. And that is neglect.

Johnny C · « **Reply #2157 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 01:52 »

Quote from: Slick on 16 Sep 2009, 18:01

you fuckin' twat man

oh my gosh

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2158 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 01:56 »

Na na na na na na na na TWAT MAN

Na na na na na na na na TWAT MAN

Na na na na na na na na TWAT MAN

TWAT MAN

TWAT MAN

TWAT MANNNNN

Inlander · « **Reply #2159 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 07:36 »

Oh god, the quivering!

snalin · « **Reply #2160 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 07:44 »

Cunt-face!

So, bloggy, lately I've not been paying as much attention as I should at school. Which is kinda bad, but I'm blaming it on being sick and not having energy to pay attention. Also, the school network won't let me play bloodbowl. Fuck you, school.

Jace · « **Reply #2161 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 08:22 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 17 Sep 2009, 01:56

TWAT MAN

Quickly Robin, grab the stimulator off of my Twat Utility belt!

tania · « **Reply #2162 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 08:45 »

i just got my macbook delivered and it's so beautiful oh man oh man oh man i am like jumping up and down with glee seriously so excited to never complain about my stupid ancient seven year old laptop ever again

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2163 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 09:07 »

Queer.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2164 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 09:13 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 16 Sep 2009, 22:30

I say cunt all the time when I get angry while playing TF2. Is cunt any worse than twat?

This

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 16 Sep 2009, 18:44

Berkshire hunt.

aka berk.

Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Sep 2009, 09:07

Queer.

Ginger beer.

Our solution is more rhyming slang. Sorry everybody. I just can't help myself. I must refine my vocabulary until I am incomprehensible.

Emaline · « **Reply #2165 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 10:28 »

God fucking damnit can we stop arguing about pets? Especially dead ones? It is making me think of my puppy, and thanks guys I was just getting over it.

Beopuppy, stop being a dick. She didn't know better. She's learned her lesson. Lets move on.

Also, today I feel like shit. Yesterday I felt like shit. So much of my body hurts. So I am making homemade made from scratch chicken noodle soup today. Hopefully this will fix me.

snalin · « **Reply #2166 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 11:05 »

I feel like shit - but at least I feel something

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #2167 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 14:29 »

Influx of good news! Mom's out of the hospital, breathing well (still on like thousands of pills, though), and generally up and moving around again. Relief! Also, a coffeehouse manager sent me an email regarding the application I sent in to him and I may be getting a job at a coffeehouse in an office building! Deez nuts, awful circumstances!

Jace · « **Reply #2168 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 14:46 »

Filled out an application to work at Best Buy. Lets see how this pans out?

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #2169 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 16:25 »

If it's anything like my applications to large corporations, really badly. /cynic

The internet is weird. Even weirder when you stumble upon (haha see I made an internet joke) the online personalities of people you know in real life. I now wish I was less curious, because I feel all stalker-ish now.

Lines · « **Reply #2170 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 19:07 »

The internet was made for stalkers and by stalkers. 'S just how it is.

Also, I do not understand people. At all. If you have something to say, say it.

Also also, I am tired of people dumping all their personal complaints on me. I am not an emotional landfill, I can only take so much. I think this is a huge part of why I have been so low on energy lately and I'm just so tired and I want it to stooooooop. I'm just so tired. :c

Hat · « **Reply #2171 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:12 »

I drove a manual car for the first time in five years yesterday! I did pretty well especially when you consider that in that entire five year period I only drove an automatic once!

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2172 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:19 »

Manual transmission is the best. For those who doubt, heel and toe downshifts are the best thing ever to do in a car, and those can't be accomplished in an automatic.

Inlander · « **Reply #2173 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:08 »

I just bought a ticket to see the Pixies on the 21st of March next year! There are very very very few acts that I'd be willing to shell out almost A$100 for without thinking twice, but the Pixies playing the entirety of Doolittle is one of them.

Oh shit oh shit I'm excited.

Allybee · « **Reply #2174 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 22:51 »

I'm sick of college. I'm sick of being drunk and/or high. I'm sick of boys and not knowing what they want from me. I'm sick of feeling like girls are only spending time with me because they don't have a choice.

I want to go home and be with my best friend who actually likes me

:[[[[[[[[

Hat · « **Reply #2175 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 23:05 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Sep 2009, 20:19

Manual transmission is the best. For those who doubt, heel and toe downshifts are the best thing ever to do in a car, and those can't be accomplished in an automatic.

I don't really know what a heel and toe downshift is but basically it is the most fun ever when you get stuck behind someone going slow to downshift, switch lanes and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR pass em on the inside

Spluff · « **Reply #2176 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 23:38 »

People fucking suck, I'm going to go be a hermit.

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #2177 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 02:34 »

Quote from: Jace on 17 Sep 2009, 08:22

Quote from: David_Dovey on 17 Sep 2009, 01:56
TWAT MAN

Quickly Robin, grab the stimulator off of my Twat Utility belt!

I know, I'll use my Twat Shark Repellent.

Generally I like to combine the 'lower impact' swears into something nonsensical. And throw in a noun somewhere. I like 'pissbiscuits'. Also, http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/curse_levels.jpg is a good way to swear.

I also like Berk.

Lines · « **Reply #2178 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 05:18 »

Quote from: Spluff on 17 Sep 2009, 23:38

People fucking suck, I'm going to go be a hermit.

I know exactly what you mean.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2179 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 08:35 »

Quote from: Allybee on 17 Sep 2009, 22:51

I'm sick of college. I'm sick of being drunk and/or high. I'm sick of boys and not knowing what they want from me. I'm sick of feeling like girls are only spending time with me because they don't have a choice.

I want to go home and be with my best friend who actually likes me

:[[[[[[[[

Stick it out. You'll find some cool people, really. You decided to go to this school, so it stands to reason that some people like you would decide the same thing.

Also, why not just cut the drinking and the drugs down? It'll give you some time to sort some things out, and it'll probably cut through all the crap of other people. Drama gets involved like crazy when booze and drugs show up. There has been many a morning for me spent running through the previous night's events thinking the whole time, "Did I really say that? Aw crap."

Caleb · « **Reply #2180 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 09:09 »

AllyBee - Take a few weeks off from the drinkin' and other stuff. Focus on your school work and finding something you really like doing. Like when I was in college I got involved with the college TV station and I met a a lot of really cool people. I think a lot of people eventually get to the point of frustration with "college life" sometimes.

Blog Thread,

Hey BT! I can't believe you are still around! Here is some blog scattershot about last week!

I have set up a sweet display for banned books week. I am considering if anyone would want to see some really old horror films in the library's auditorium for Halloween.

There were some pretty neat fireworks for the Battle of Plattsburgh event last weekend. I was sitting in a spot very close to where they were setting off the fireworks. They were so bright they made my eyes water up.

I was invited to the event by a co-worker who wanted to see the fireworks but couldn't go because she didn't have anyone to go with her. I always thought that she was a little too young to hang out with because I am 28 and she is like 21 but I found out she is going out with some 30 year old dude.

I got really sick on Monday and Tuesday so I laid in bed and read the first three Death Gate novels. Fantasy fiction will always be my weakness.

supersheep · « **Reply #2181 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 09:23 »

So as of less than an hour ago I am officially a postgraduate student of Modern Irish History. WOO EXCITEMENT.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2182 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 15:32 »

SWEET! Where? Which degree are you seeking?

Patrick · « **Reply #2183 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 17:54 »

I'm only on my work break so I will keep this short, but the tl;dr will be "I am alive, and how!"

So I arrived in Sitka on the 17th of July. The 18th of July, I saw an old friend of mine, Becca. We've both had the hots for each other since my first season here, but we've never been available at the same time. That hadn't changed, she was seeing a guy named Phil, who is also a decent pal of mine. On the 19th, we boned. They broke up three weeks and three 12-packs of rubbers later.

Let's see. I may wind up appearing in a Frommer's tour guidebook for Sitka. I went over to jam with my buddy Hank, who is relatively famous as Sitkans go, and the Frommer's photographer was there snapping away like nothing else. That same day Hank wound up asking me if I'd replace his guitarist for his Christmas gig. Last week he asked me if I'd play for a Rotary charity fundraiser. I'm pretty pleased.

Uhhhh what else? My stepbrother gets married on the 26th, I leave for California on the 24th. Unfortunately I won't have time to visit anybody (Sorry Yelleyjason and Chris!) but whatever, it'll be cool.

My mom wound up visiting town a few weeks ago. She met Becca, and then promptly went to the old closed-down Sheldon Jackson College campus and opened up some girl-salmon and got their eggs so that they could artificially spawn moar salmonz. My mom has no idea what "doing normal shit" is I guess.

Oh and I got my paycheck from February right after I got my last paycheck, so I just bought a new guitar. And by "new" I mean "30 years old". Yay!

Love,
ME WHOOOO!

P.S. I will have internet at home within the week.

amok · « **Reply #2184 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 18:47 »

dear blog thing: I am starting to fear that I must be really old-fashioned because I've been seeing the word 'blog' probably on a daily basis for years now, and everyone else seems to have effortlessly amalgamated it into their day-to-day language, but it still looks silly to me.

blog blog blog blog

doing some serious blogging right now

I just blogged all over this blog

gonna blog about it later probably

nope still not seeing it

JD · « **Reply #2185 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 18:59 »

I don't use it that often either. It really doesn't matter.

Dear Blag thread,

Great uncle decided not to go through chemo. Dunno what to say/think

negative creep · « **Reply #2186 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 19:34 »

Patrick!

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2187 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 19:52 »

Quote from: Jeans on 18 Sep 2009, 18:30

Just been told I am going to play guitar in a band.

I can't play the guitar worth a damn

I joined my first band less than a month after picking up the bass. It's an awesome thing to do!

negative creep · « **Reply #2188 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 19:54 »

Well, I started playing the bass a few months after I joined a band...

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2189 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 20:44 »

Ah, but had you joined the band as a bassist? Actually, judging from some of the bands out there, I wouldn't be surprised if you had.

negative creep · « **Reply #2190 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 21:14 »

Yeah, I was supposed to play the bass, but I didn't even own one when I joined. I played second guitar untill I got around to buying one. After that we played some decent pop songs, though.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2191 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 21:16 »

Oh, so you played guitar. Pshaw. Guitar to electric bass is like piano to keyboard. Your fingers tend to move in the same way, but you definitely don't want to do the same things with them.

Radical AC · « **Reply #2192 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 21:47 »

Dear Blaggysphere,

I saw Built to Spill twice in the last two days. The concert tonight was free in a park, and the crowed was pretty bad. The bar last night with them was excellent. Anyway, like a good son I took my mother to the BTS concert tonight. It's been like 25 years since the last rock concert shes been to. Some girl lit a joint behind her and some drunk hippie slammed into her and I had to elbow him away, which on the whole was fairly amusing to me. When did it become okay to mosh, crowd surf, stage dive, and storm the stage to dance on at an indie rock show? That aside, it was epic and awesome.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #2193 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 22:06 »

Patrick! That is cool. What part of California?

So guys. I am back at college. New dorm bigger room. Still 100 miles away from the girl, which is not cool at all and she is having a pretty difficult time going through the separation for a second year. I'm hoping since this year she can come see me as well as me going down there we can make things easier. That is, if the new roommate who I've never met is chill with sleepovers.

Also, of more immediate interest, I work 6am-6pm shifts for the weekend. That's right, it's dorm move-in season, time for all the over-aggressive parents to yell at parking people for trying to impose order on chaos!

Spluff · « **Reply #2194 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 22:32 »

There ain't nothing for the blues like running down a mountain. Probably should have worn different shoes though, blisters ain't great.

Christophe · « **Reply #2195 on:** 19 Sep 2009, 00:07 »

PATRICK.

(also I am in Glasgow dogg, go fly over here and drink some Irn Bru with me)

ruyi · « **Reply #2196 on:** 19 Sep 2009, 00:13 »

Quote from: Allybee on 17 Sep 2009, 22:51

I'm sick of college. I'm sick of being drunk and/or high. I'm sick of boys and not knowing what they want from me. I'm sick of feeling like girls are only spending time with me because they don't have a choice.

I want to go home and be with my best friend who actually likes me

:[[[[[[[[

don't forget to write me!!

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #2197 on:** 19 Sep 2009, 00:49 »

So my cousin was induced on the 17th in the morning and started having contractions almost right away, 2-3 minutes apart. She was supposed to have the baby that day. On the 18th at 10am they broke her water, and now it's 3am on the 19th and still the baby is all "f you guys, it is hell of comfy in here la la la".

Hurry up, baby, I would like to meet you!

Hat · « **Reply #2198 on:** 19 Sep 2009, 01:07 »

Going home from work catching a late bus out to my parents house, and all of a sudden I heard this "look at THIS motherFUCKER here"

I turn around and lo and behold it is my old work mate and absolute bestie in terms of sheer drinking and shit talkin' who has to get on the same bus to get back to her house. We get on the bus and get to talking and decide eventually we should go back to her place and get shit faced and basically be rad dudes

wound up making ghetto margaritas, punching cones and smoking ciggies on the porch just talkin'. The phrase "just like old times" was thrown around like there was no tomorrow and eventually I wound up passed out on her couch halfway through a sentence running off my mouth about evolutionary psychology or something.

Great morning!

snalin · « **Reply #2199 on:** 19 Sep 2009, 10:53 »

Now, taking surrealist plays and fucking with their chronology to make it even more surrealistic is fun. Real fun. We are going to make a play that's so fucking stereotypical drama class. Then we are going to drop the whole serious part.

Superhero costumes in Strindberg? Theatre is the best kind of aaaart!

(not really)

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