That's not even the most ridiculous that has come out in the time since that blithering idiot took the helm. They've released at least 10 new models in just 3 years that no one in their right mind could ever want or need. Case in point: The Firebird X.
Let's seeeeeeeeeeee.
-Les Paul Robot "Junior Special" (which was just a goddamned Special)
-The Eye
-Any number of CS Les Pauls that cost about $15,000 because they were aged by Tom Murphy
-the "Gothic Morte" series
-That Hendrix Strat which never came to fruition, praise allah
-Having two Joan Jett Melody Makers with two completely different price points when the only difference was finish
-Zoot Suit SG (I'm sorry, they are RIDICULOUS looking)
-Les Paul BFG
-Dusk Tiger
And Firebird X. That's 10!
What I really liked, and would work for me if it weren't all in stupid pastel finishes, was the LP Vixen. Two HBs, master volume and tone, back of the body contoured like a Strat.
