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[ruyi]

omggg you guys i am SO PISSED, ughhhh     

so like...facebook notified me.....'x person just answered a question about your personal life. find out: what did they say?' and i ignored it cos i am cool like that, you know, cos if you respond to notifications too quickly.....other people will think you are a loser....with no life.......who only cares about what's going on on the internet..and i am obvs not that loser 

but then it notifies me a second time 'y person just answered a question about your personal life. FIND OUT: WHAT DID THEY SAY HMM????' okay so this time i was like w/e i'm just curious lemme see what this whole thing is all about

i log into the app, it's called "My Buddies" (what a shit name that so obviously a piece of shit) and first it asks me to answer yes or no, IS THIS GIRL CRAZY??? and i am just lke whatever man skip.....i don't give a fuck about this girl i accepted her add request like....a month ago..lol

so then finally i get to see my results

Do you think Catherine is gangsta?

okay some girl said yes

Do you think Catherine is funny?

ooh well some girl said yes to that too

Do you think Catherine will add this app?

some other girl said yes as well, and i guess that is pretty spot on i mean i might as well since this is preeetty tight then

Do you think Catherine is a good dancer?

...no? NO?!??!?!??????WTF is THIS shit BITCH i will DESTROY YOu you FUCking CUNTASS BITCH!!!!!!@#!#@!#$%W@%@@





and! AND!!!! get this....it costs $50 to find out who said that!!!!!! FIFTY. FUCKING. $$$s. what a load of fuckin shit i'm not gonna pay no fucking $50 dg;jfghlkmf
fuck
THIS

SHIT

[jhocking]

that post deserves some kind of award

[KickThatBathProf]

Except, you know, for Ruyi

[tania]

sometimes if you go through hard shit while in school (medical/physical/emotional reasons) you can apply for academic consideration. worth keeping in mind if you ever need to salvage your grades a bit.
unfortunately i think it only applies to major things. this year something similar happened to me where instead there were two really horrible instances where i visited my parents and they were insane and screamed at each other a lot and broke some dishes and kind of threatened to kill each other and i had this identity crisis, of sorts, where i could't get any work done for about a month and couldn't even sleep it off cos i also didn't sleep for a month, so i ended up doing really unbelievably terrible in two important exams i wrote in that time. even though in the end i still ended up with good grades this semester, i am kind of disappointed in myself in that they should have been much better considering how much work and how little sleep i was getting. ah well. i couldn't do the academic consideration thing cos i never saw a counselor or did anything about it but it's something i definitely wish i had known about. and now you do.

[Christophe]

oh my buh

Two of my friends on Facebook have apparently done the same for me. I will kill them. And no, I'm not going to even bother with finding out what they said.

[mooface]

It'd mean having to wait six months before you could come in, but the EU Pet Passport would let you bring him(?) in.

that's exactly the problem.  my vet and i misunderstood, and thought that having the EU Pet Passport meant you didn't have to wait six months (not that it would have changed much if we hadn't made that mistake because i only started considering moving to dublin a couple months ago).  i can't leave my dog behind for six months, and if i'm not moving to dublin right away it's senseless to plan on sitting around waiting until my dog can go.  at this point i think i am just going to have to resign myself to either staying in rome or find some other city i would like to move to.  either way it fucks up my plans and means i am stuck in a long distance relationship.

and yeah, i thought of the uk loophole but the uk is actually stricter than ireland for transporting pets

[De_El]

sometimes if you go through hard shit while in school (medical/physical/emotional reasons) you can apply for academic consideration. worth keeping in mind if you ever need to salvage your grades a bit.
unfortunately i think it only applies to major things. this year something similar happened to me where instead there were two really horrible instances where i visited my parents and they were insane and screamed at each other a lot and broke some dishes and kind of threatened to kill each other and i had this identity crisis, of sorts, where i could't get any work done for about a month and couldn't even sleep it off cos i also didn't sleep for a month, so i ended up doing really unbelievably terrible in two important exams i wrote in that time. even though in the end i still ended up with good grades this semester, i am kind of disappointed in myself in that they should have been much better considering how much work and how little sleep i was getting. ah well. i couldn't do the academic consideration thing cos i never saw a counselor or did anything about it but it's something i definitely wish i had known about. and now you do.

I didn't see a counselor either! And now the semester is over. I think I'm fucked. But I am exploring options, so thanks.

[KvP]

Fuck em Roo. Fuck em.

[Barmymoo]

Hmm. Today was the busiest day I've had at work so far, and apparently it will only get busier. I can well believe that a supermarket would be very busy near Christmas but HOLY CRAP THAT STORE WAS BUSY. I haven't ever seen so many people in one room before! One very big room, granted, but still. It was heaving. It took one person three hours to get round the shop.

A few moments of drama: one of the Scouts who was doing some bag packing fundraising balanced a jar rather precariously on a trolley, and the woman who had just bought it moved the trolley and it fell off and smashed. The woman shouted at the boy, and then at my manager who was more bothered about cleaning up a pile of broken glass than she was about getting a replacement (understandable, really) and then stormed off.

Then later on, there were two boys being talked to by the security guard, two managers and a Community Support Officer. We thought they'd been shoplifting but it turns out that they were attacked by some lads with a glass bottle.

What is the world doing? It is Christmas! We are supposed to be being nice to each other!

[Hat]

I have found myself referring to people as "brosef" "boss hogg" and "boss" without any irony whatsoever lately and I feel really weirded out by it.o

[KickThatBathProf]

It's alright, you haven't gotten "broheim" yet, so you're good.

[Inlander]

Man, it could be worse. I just realised the other day that I'm the guy who hangs out with the guy who owns the bar. I don't know if I really want to be that guy.

But it is a cool bar.

[SonofZ3]

Hey, it can't be as bad as the moment of realization that occurs when you're at the bar, and you see those two girls that you KNOW have been there 5 times that week already, and you think: "Man, thats pathetic. Those girls fucking live at this place. What the fuck are they doing at the bar at 11:30AM again anyway?....Oh wait.....shit."

[Eris]

Dear Blog:

Last night started off pretty mediocre, ended up pretty awesome.

est, his housemate Jubb and I went to Nevereverland (a festival of electronic-y music) at about 7pm. It was pretty terrible, and none of us were really into it; we were watching Cut Copy play and I was just standing there, arms crossed, glaring at the back of the balding guy in front of me's head. We stayed there for a total of 2 hours, bailing at 9 to go to a nearby pub to get a drink before deciding what to do.

We decided to go on a pub crawl, because Jubb realised he'd never seen me drunk and tonight sounded like a good time to see, then maybe we would go to a club at the end of it. 6 bars later (having one drink at each of them, though at one we had a cocktail each and another we had two shots) we ended up at the club. On the way we got told by a bouncer to have a drink for him (hence the two shots rather than one), talked about how bad a season it was to be an Arsenal supporter with some dudes in a different bar and insulted a barlady with our bad Irish accents. So far, the night had perked up considerably.

The club was where we saw fatty and athur, danced with them for a bit, then after they left just danced and drank until about 4am when the club closed. For some reason there was a sausage sizzle going on as we walked by, so each of us needed one (Jubb didn't finish his, the pansy) and somehow snagged a taxi and got home to listen to Public Enemy and other stuff like that. So we basically drank from 9-5. It got to the point where I needed to hold on to something when dancing otherwise I would have fallen over. It was pretty awesome.


Best part about it? I have no hangover this morning. I win hangover!

[KvP]

You should call him Jibb Jubb. Dude will hate you.

[Inlander]

It strikes me as ridiculous that you can walk into a club and see people from the internet like it ain't no thing.

Actually it was just a chat room. They spent the whole night at home, on their computers, drinking.

[squawk]

I am in jazz band and today we played this boring ol' party for someone's parents or something. We were outside, at 7:30 PM. It was very cold. It was the first time I had played guitar and my hand went numb. The situation was very much like the scene in Back to the Future where Marty's existence is on the verge of ceasing and he looks at his hand in terror and can't finger the chords.

[Tyler]

Dear blog thread.

I have crushes. Major crushes.

[BrittanyMarie]

I am having sexy lady party. All of my dad's sisters are here, and a couple cousins. That plus several bottles of wine, good Indian food, guitar hero and sparks = fun. I had lamb rogan josh, which was delicious though I think I prefer chicken saag. We got complimentary rice pudding stuff too. Yum!

[Ozymandias]

I had lamb rogan joe once.

It wasn't very funny and made me eat worms after.

ALTERNATE JOKE:

I had lamb rogan seth once.

It wasn't very funny but Judd Apatow just kept giving it to me.

[Vendetagainst]

I went to my first concert today!
First was a band called Netherfriends. They seemed like cool people and I really liked their second song, if I remember correctly.
Second was Pattern is Movement. Somebody earlier said they were jealous of me for getting to see them and holy shit were they a good band. They communicated extraordinarily well with the audience, and both the drummer and the singer were amazing.
Last was Maps & Atlases, and I got really immersed into their music, really great band!

You should check all of them out.

Oh! And the drummer from Maps & Atlases signed the back of my school ID. he said it was the strangest thing he'd ever signed, and he was a really nice guy. He even put a heart over the "i" in his name.

[Jace]

I missed my Kung Fu graduation this morning.
Fuck.

[Spluff]

You graduate Kung Fu?

"congratulations, you have completed kung fu" just doesn't sound right to me.

[Gilead]

I did it guys.

I won kung fu.

[David_Dovey]

Daww Blawg

I found out today that living out of home doesn't get real until you get sick for the first time. I want my mummy to make me some tea.

[Lunchbox]

Man I found out a couple of weeks ago how true that is. Just sittin' lonely in your room dyiing and nobody to care for you and bring you honey on toast and tell you to do things that actually make you feel better despite you really not wanting to do them.

I just got myself an itunes account and purchased the Darren Hanlon album I have bene trying to get for ages and now I'm terrified of the monster I might become with my Visa debit card and all of the delicious savings I have waiting on it.

[ampersandwitch]

In the next three days I will

1. Sleep in the library
2. Try my darndest not to shit the bed on all of my finals
3. Keep my room clean
4. Study until I cannot read and then study some more
5. Mbate a moderate amount

[David_Dovey]

Oh Ally truly you have opened Pandora's  Box. On the other hand you will have a lot of cool stuff.

[Gilead]

Man I found out a couple of weeks ago how true that is. Just sittin' lonely in your room dyiing and nobody to care for you and bring you honey on toast and tell you to do things that actually make you feel better despite you really not wanting to do them.

I just got myself an itunes account and purchased the Darren Hanlon album I have bene trying to get for ages and now I'm terrified of the monster I might become with my Visa debit card and all of the delicious savings I have waiting on it.

When I see you thursday you're going to have solid gold grillz and a separate ipod for each ear.

[Inlander]

I just got myself an itunes account and purchased the Darren Hanlon

Oooh, which one? I'm going to his annual Christmas show on Thursday, and I'm really looking forward to it. It's always one of the best gigs of the year.

Speaking of awesome Christmas-related gigs, I went to a really lovely venue called the Toff in Town last night and saw the magnificent Vulgargrad, about whom I've written many times here and elsewhere. Great music, a terrific venue jam-packed with people getting all hot and sweaty jumping around and dancing without caring a jot for what they look like, and a bunch of silly Russian Christmas-related jokes all made for a brilliant night out.

[Jace]

Whilst I was having my bad day and being down and grumpy. I checked my phone's text messages. I read the Sunday Secret Message Service story and it helped to brighten up my day. Thanks Harry!

[Jimmy the Squid]

This weekend was not too bad I suppose. On friday Hannah and I had lunch at a nice Indian diner and then went Christmas shopping. I spent $30 on a fancy new diary to help keep me organised next year (it was entirely too expensive and I am an idiot for buying it, I probably could have got just as fancy a one from the newsagents across the street) and I bought a second hand copy of Oblivion for my brother (his girlfriend is getting him a 360 for Christmas so I thought he would like this).
On saturday my girlfriend, some of her friends and I went out to a goth club as it was my lady's birthday (technically it is her birthday on Tuesday but whatever), however we stayed for a few hours, realised that all of us were tired and none of us were having fun, then we went home and watched The Dark Knight on dvd. In the morning the ladyhalf and I put together the rabbit hutch she had bought the previous week and then went out and bought the cutest little bunny you have ever seen. She doesn't have a name yet (I'm pushing for Jinx but Ingelise likes Pandora better) but I'm pretty happy in that I was able to buy my ladyhalf exactly the bunny she wanted for her birthday.

Also I bought Cradle of Filth tickets. I realise a goodly portion of you either don't care or think it's downright silly that I like them and that's fine. They haven't come to Australia in 9 years and I've never seen them live. I am so very excited about it, even though paying my rent is going to be difficult this time around.

[Inlander]

I read the Sunday Secret Message Service story and it helped to brighten up my day. Thanks Harry!

Good thing I remembered someone on the Service was getting married today and decided against sending out the sad break-up story I'd originally planned . . .

[valley_parade]

i think i'm slowly turning into an alt bro. i'm okay with this?

Not alt, apparently you're a truebro.

I guess I'll see you at the DKM shows in March, then?

[Jace]

I was christmas shopping yesterday. I bought people, books and comics.

By adding a single comma to the above statement. Jens becomes a bad person.

Guys, its 8am and I'm not tired. I have to leave at like noon to go somewhere, but after I do that I'll need to work at 11pm and I need to sleep. Damnit.

[Metope]

First step: Walk away from your computer. I don't know about others, but personally I always have a hard time sleeping right after I've being in front of the PC screen, even though I'm dead tired. Good luck sleeping, Jace!

[Jace]

Clearly, hard liquor is the answer to your problem, jace

I've long since thought this.

And Kristin, I've been awake barely 10 hours after sleeping for about 16 hours. Its not the being in front of the computer, its just that I've not been awake enough to sleep. Were I to go lay down, I'd be then laying in my bed doing nothing, still awake because I haven't been up that long.

[Allybee]

omggg you guys i am SO PISSED, ughhhh     

wait a second, what is this personal question shit? the first question I got when I added it was "do you think x is overweight?" is there any way I can block this so people never see my name? I feel uncomfortable, I don't want my name on this anymore...

[Liz]

I am getting those notifications too. Please note- if I get one from you I will hunt you down and hit you over the head with your own leg.

It may or may not still be attached to your body.

[tania]

you can also block applications which stops you from ever getting notifications from them again. it really only takes a few seconds.

[Liz]

My threat applies to all applications.

[Slick]

favorite

[KickThatBathProf]

a very similar favorite

[Cernunnos]

So last night i had a dream i was singing in a death metal hip hop group with my roommate.
Today I inexplicably have a sore throat.

crazy

[ViolentDove]

Woo sleep bands!

[BrittanyMarie]

I've had a dream band once! It was me, my friend Chris, Mr. Malkmus, Mr. Moore and Kim Deal. I was the singer and we sounded pretty good.

So today it was the Worst Blizzard; my store closed for the first time since 1997 (Everyone around here knows of the Badness that was everything weather related that year) and I GOT STUCK. I got stuck on a street. The middle of it, even! This will probably be updated with pictures later.
(ALSO: buy an expand-o shovel if you live where there is a lot of snow sometimes, I have never NOT used it in the winter. This time I shoveled in front of my front tires and rocked it back and forth for like five minutes until I finally made it to a road that was plowed)
(SUCK IT, SNOW)

[Allybee]

you could just remove the application?

people were answering before I had it installed! and it isn't the notifications that bother me - it's that my name is being used whether I have the application or not. I'm killing my facebook once I'm done with this mix cd exchange (which I need to work on ehhh).

[ampersandwitch]

In the next three days I will

1. Sleep in the library
2. Try my darndest not to shit the bed on all of my finals
3. Keep my room clean
4. Study until I cannot read and then study some more
5. Mbate a moderate amount

PROGRESS REPORT: DAY 1
1.  No
2.  TBD
3.  Yes
4.  Yep
5.  TBD

[Spluff]

altbro.

truebro

What is the deal here with you guys all adding prefixes to 'bro'?

[EDIT]

[nobo]

fucking hell. the front passenger wheel on my car is making all sorts of screeching and grinding noise. time to take it in to an auto shop and get charged a retarded amount of money for it.