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Claireten pillow talk

38 (33.3%)

The Morning After the Night Before

20 (17.5%)

Faye's Long Dark Breakfast of the Soul

28 (24.6%)

What next for Dora?

15 (13.2%)

Robot Hijinx (possibly involving May or Pintsize)

7 (6.1%)

The Stevette Wedding! (Because we need a random option)

6 (5.3%)

Total Members Voted: 101

Voting closed: 11 Feb 2015, 06:30

[Half Empty Coffee Cup]

These aren't mutually exclusive options.

Another go -> rinse off -> cuddlesnuggletalk -> zzz

Just saying that remembering to take out the lenses might get lost in the mix.

[Nyithra]

Honestly I still wanna know what happened to Pintsize.

[ReindeerFlotilla]

Marten forgot about him.

[DSL]

Who puts chicken and waffles together? ... ... Canadians?

As already stated, a Southern US delicacy. I like both, but the combo doesn't quite work for me. Get to the chicken a bit earlier, though ... an egg, sunny side up, or basted or poached, over a waffle is a favorite cold-weather breakfast. And I believe my Texas kin know the delicious combination of sunny-side-up egg atop a couple of pancakes as a "One-eyed short stack."

Which reminds me: Pintsize is probably OK, aside from having eaten all the pancake batter.

Oh yeah: Claire and Marten: D'awwwww. You crazy kids.

[hedgie]

Prediction:  By mid week, Jeph will shift focus to other characters for a bit, so that the fans will be held in antici……pation for a while on the whole Clairiten arc.

[TieDyeKat]

Why doesn't she just wear her contacts?

I hear people like to fall asleep after sex. One may not necessarily remember to remove contacts first.

It's not necessary to remove contacts when sleeping, as long as you're cleaning or replacing them on a regular schedule.

[Orkboy]

Prediction:  By mid week, Jeph will shift focus to other characters for a bit, so that the fans will be held in antici……pation for a while on the whole Clairiten arc.

Alternatively, the sugary-sweet Clairten duo and the Faye-tastrophy interact as a means to create new situations and conversations the comic hasn't had before. 

[ZoeM]

I know *precisely* what's going through Claire's mind right now. (Although if it was truly 1-1 she would be shaking uncontrollably right about now... the rush of having finally, fully realized a lifelong dream'll do that to ya! Especially if you haven't really had a good (or any) experience up to that point...)

The whole arc has kinda reminded me of my life a year ago, and throughout Claire's always been practically a (albeit naturally red-haired) mirror for my own experience. It takes a special kind of author to so perfectly capture a subject so unfamiliar to them - so, bravo, Jeph. Thank you.

[Natswash]

On the Glasses during sex, they have an annoying propensity of falling of my face so I can get with removing them first.
Alternatively Claire could get the little bead glasses cord. She is angling to be a librarian after all

[hedgie]

I hate to say it, but I know about fuck-all about trans* issues, save from what people have posted here, and one friend who transitioned right in front of my eyes.  But I know that especially for those of us prone to anxiety, that one's first *anything* is damned scary.  First kiss.  First lover.  First *real* (as in emotional attachment) partner.  The first time you live with someone else who isn't just someone who isn't family, or isn't just a flatmate.  Firsts are scary.  And in Friday's comic, I could see that in Claire's eyes.  Today's strip really shows them as vulnerable to each other, and demonstrating what happens when one can overcome that fear.

[explicit]

Claire's into some really kinky shit, man, like actually seeing her partner during sex. You're a wild woman, Red.

I only have sex with the lights off, with my boxers on and through a hole in the sheet.

I am tempted to make a reference to sexually repressive cultures, but it's sure to be offensive and in poor taste....
Which is why I will make a reference about your penis chaffing instead.

Is that not supposed to happen?

[Brakkis]

Finally registered after reading this comic for years. I'm a procrastinator like that.

All just to say this - Sex with glasses is a terrible idea. They fall off, they get in the way, they fog up, etc. If that's kinky, I hereby declare I will never again be kinky. Contacts or go blind!

[Is it cold in here?]

Welcome, sort of new person!

[Half Empty Coffee Cup]

There's more than one way to be kinky. Just sayin'.

Welcome, welcome.

[valkygrrl]

Are people who've never done the nasty with their glasses on considered vanilla?

[explicit]

There's more than one way to be kinky. Just sayin'.

Badgers.

[Neko_Ali]

There's more than one way to be kinky. Just sayin'.

Badgers.

Mushroom Mushroom

[Fig]

Are people who've never done the nasty with their glasses on considered vanilla?

If I'm vanilla then that's a-ok with me.  Vanilla is my favorite ice cream, anyways.

[Dark Matter]

Are people who've never done the nasty with their glasses on considered vanilla?

If so, then I guess I'm doomed to a life of boredom, since I switched to contacts back in high school.

[Aziraphale]

There's more than one way to be kinky. Just sayin'.

Badgers.

At least you're not on about hoses again. 

[explicit]

Which is unfortunate because I love being on hoses.

[hedgie]

There's more than one way to be kinky. Just sayin'.

Badgers.

Mushroom Mushroom

Snake.  Oh no, it's a snake.

[Mr. Black Licorice]

Claire's into some really kinky shit, man, like actually seeing her partner during sex. You're a wild woman, Red.

I only have sex with the lights off, with my boxers on and through a hole in the sheet.

I am tempted to make a reference to sexually repressive cultures, but it's sure to be offensive and in poor taste....
Which is why I will make a reference about your penis chaffing instead.

Is that not supposed to happen?

Only if you like pain... C&BT anyone?

Warning - while you were typing a new remix of Happiness in Slavery has been released. You may wish to update your NIN collection.

[badpun]

There's more than one way to be kinky. Just sayin'.

Badgers.

Honey Badgers?

[cesium133]

There's more than one way to be kinky. Just sayin'.

Badgers.

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

[AprilArcus]

This art is much better. Looks like Jeph fixed the coloring in 2991, too — Marten's sheets no longer blend perfectly with the wall.

[Fig]

There's more than one way to be kinky. Just sayin'.

Badgers.

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Ha, UHF.  I'm so glad I was finally able to snag a copy of DVD.

[jmucchiello]

If keeping your glasses on during sex is kinky, I'm gonna have to do some re-evaluating of my life

That's Marten calling something kinky. Given who his mother is, I suspect her was joking. (Or at minimum being ironic.)

[Carl-E]

They porked.

Really?  Really?? 

This just... ugh. 

OK, they may have had sex, but what Marten and Claire just did was make love. 



Nothing less. 

[cesium133]

They porked.

Really?  Really?? 

This just... ugh. 

OK, they may have had sex, but what Marten and Claire just did was make love. 



Nothing less. 

The trick is to keep him distracted. Boobs seem to work well.

[SubaruStephen]

what Marten and Claire just did was make love. 



Nothing less.

How do you know? Were you in the room? For all we know, there actually could've been a badger, a kiddy pool full of Astroglide, and some Gonzo porn level acrobatics.

[Half Empty Coffee Cup]

Again with the badgers.

[Kugai]

[de_la_Nae]

Oh 4chan /co/ threads~

What's really funny is when they copy our comments to their threads, then say things like 'this is why we're having fun and they're not'.

I mean because I rather thought we were having fun.

[valkygrrl]

Again with the badgers.

Not again, never again, once was enou-.... OHHHHHH you mean forum comments. My bad.

[Indicible]

I only have sex with the lights off, with my boxers on and through a hole in the sheet.

Try a rubber catsuit, with a blindfold and a cockring and you will achieve a kinky version of what you just described.
I must admit I am with Pintsize on this: Rule 34 is the proof there is still hope for humanity. The day all the energy and imagination used in war making goes into love-making and sex-having, the world will be saved.

Warning - while you were typing 2 new social commentaries have been posted. You may wish to watch a Ken Loach film before reviewing your post.

[Neko_Ali]

Again with the badgers.

It could be worse. It could be muskrats.

muskrat muskrat muskrat

[SubaruStephen]

Again with the badgers.

Not again, never again, once was enou-.... OHHHHHH you mean forum comments. My bad.

[Kugai]

[LocoJoe]

As a guy who has just recently gotten a pair of glasses, I can agree with the gentleman or lady who said that having sex with glasses on is a bad idea.

[explicit]

They porked.

Really?  Really?? 

This just... ugh. 

OK, they may have had sex, but what Marten and Claire just did was make love. 



Nothing less.

I was purposefully toning it down. Like if I won the Superbowl and just said, "this is neat". It's understatement.

"Fine, it's okay I GUESSSSSSSS" 

[Lubricus]

Yay for Marten and Claire! That's all I have to say right now.

[DillyDolly]

Awwwwwww... They are so cute! But why—oh why—would she want to keep her specs on? Don't they get in the way of sexy moments? They are even invasive with simply snuggling! Plus she looks so beautiful without them. Don't get me wrong... I actually love glasses on people, but—dayam—those eyes!

[Carl-E]

They porked.

Really?  Really?? 

This just... ugh. 

OK, they may have had sex, but what Marten and Claire just did was make love. 



Nothing less.

I was purposefully toning it down. Like if I won the Superbowl and just said, "this is neat". It's understatement.

"Fine, it's okay I GUESSSSSSSS" 

I wasn't commenting on your level of enthusiasm...

what Marten and Claire just did was make love. 



Nothing less.

How do you know? Were you in the room? For all we know, there actually could've been a badger, a kiddy pool full of Astroglide, and some Gonzo porn level acrobatics.

I don't know/care what was involved in the process.   It's the result that matters.  That's why it's called "making love". 

[Omega Entity]

I only have sex with the lights off, with my boxers on and through a hole in the sheet.

Try a rubber catsuit, with a blindfold and a cockring and you will achieve a kinky version of what you just described.
I must admit I am with Pintsize on this: Rule 34 is the proof there is still hope for humanity. The day all the energy and imagination used in war making goes into love-making and sex-having, the world will be saved.

Warning - while you were typing 2 new social commentaries have been posted. You may wish to watch a Ken Loach film before reviewing your post.

Why stop at the latex suit and blindfold?

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[ReindeerFlotilla]

Awwwwwww... They are so cute! But why—oh why—would she want to keep her specs on? Don't they get in the way of sexy moments? They are even invasive with simply snuggling! Plus she looks so beautiful without them. Don't get me wrong... I actually love glasses on people, but—dayam—those eyes!

Maybe she has a "being a sexy librarian" trope based fetish. Or maybe she's never had sex with her glasses on because until recently she'd never had sex. So she wants to give it a try.

Remember Rule 34. The reason for that rule is that if you can think of it, there's someone in the world gets off on it. (And if you manage to invent something totally new, the act of sharing will create the fetish.) Sex in glasses might not be for everyone. But the only way for Claire to find out if it's for her is to try.

Then deal with the smudges.

[Baphomet]

I don't know/care what was involved in the process.   It's the result that matters.  That's why it's called "making love".

People who love each other can still pork, or bang, or fool around, or bone, or whatever. I don't think either the intent or the obvious meaning of what you're responding to demeaned the act in any way worth getting offended over. I obviously can't speak for you, but to me the term "making love" just seems so formal, almost to the point of being creepy.

[Aziraphale]

They porked.

Really?  Really?? 

This just... ugh. 

OK, they may have had sex, but what Marten and Claire just did was make love. 



Nothing less.

I was purposefully toning it down. Like if I won the Superbowl and just said, "this is neat". It's understatement.

"Fine, it's okay I GUESSSSSSSS" 

I wasn't commenting on your level of enthusiasm...

what Marten and Claire just did was make love. 

Nothing less.

How do you know? Were you in the room? For all we know, there actually could've been a badger, a kiddy pool full of Astroglide, and some Gonzo porn level acrobatics.

I don't know/care what was involved in the process.   It's the result that matters.  That's why it's called "making love".

People who love each other can still pork, or bang, or fool around, or bone, or whatever. I don't think either the intent or the obvious meaning of what you're responding to demeaned the act in any way worth getting offended over. I obviously can't speak for you, but to me the term "making love" just seems so formal, almost to the point of being creepy.

As long as the people on either end feel loved it doesn't matter if it's all scented candles and lovely music, or just a quickie.

Just my $.02 worth, mind you.

[Is it cold in here?]

One girlfriend was in the habit of offering "intercourse", speaking of exceptional formality. The important thing was to oblige her, not to think about terminology.

[Carl-E]

As long as the people on either end feel loved it doesn't matter if it's all scented candles and lovely music, or just a quickie.

That was kind of my point.  It doesn't matter what was actually involved.  There's more there than the act(s), and that's what matters!