Topic: Nickleback is the second-worst band in the world. (Read 27606 times)

Warmada · « **on:** 29 Jul 2005, 14:06 »

http://nickelbad.ytmnd.com/

Total unoriginality. Whats worse is my local stations still play those songs. Bleugh!

neomang5 · « **Reply #1 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 14:08 »

meh, some of their songs are ok, but not a whole lot. I mainly just cant fucking stand the guys voice. THATS unoriginal

byebyepanda · « **Reply #2 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 14:10 »

are they really the same song?
haha thats crazy stuff

KharBevNor · « **Reply #3 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 14:13 »

Whoa.

Hatebunny · « **Reply #4 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 14:17 »

The guy's voice is an Eddie Vedder Rip off (maybe it's a B.C. thing...)
Just like most other 'Hard rock' bands of the mid 90s...

fortunately, none of them Surpass the awesome that is 'Ten'....or perhaps unfortunately.

soap · « **Reply #5 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 15:10 »

i went out with someone who loved that song they did "someday" i think it was called ...
i had it stuck in my head for about a month... then i sorta didn't see her or speak to her for a long time

maybe chad kroeger (sp?) killed that potential (well, drunken) romance

kikanjuuneko · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 15:14 »

If they're only the second-worst band in the world, who's the worst?

sp2 · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 15:29 »

Coldplay.

Hatebunny · « **Reply #8 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 16:16 »

I didn't say it, but I like to say 'second worst' so that I can reserve a place for something worse when it comes along...like, Air Supply, or something.

Speaking of which. sp2 is all outta love for coldplay. But...he's so lost without them.

edwartica · « **Reply #9 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 16:33 »

Matchbox 20.

Oh, my best freind has a radio show with the local U. Well, in the station, there was a note sayind "Do not say the following words on air blah blah blah." Well, in addition to the one's that are officially poo-pooed by the FCC and the School which owns the station, the DJs decided to write a bunch of other words. My best freind's contribution was "Nickleback."

Not An Addict · « **Reply #10 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 22:37 »

Audioslave.

I WIN.

Kid Modernist · « **Reply #11 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 22:55 »

Damn, that is hilarious. Kudos to whoever made that site.

I gotta go with Coldplay for the worst band that comes to mind.

Kai · « **Reply #12 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 22:59 »

Listening to Audioslave makes baby Jesus Cry.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #13 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 23:00 »

I'm not entirely sure what the worst band ever is, but I'm pretty sure they're rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin', y'all.

est · « **Reply #14 on:** 29 Jul 2005, 23:41 »

complaining about Nickelback, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park etc is seriously like making a thread to announce that the sky is blue.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #15 on:** 30 Jul 2005, 00:31 »

the worst band in the world has never been signed or made a record...I hope

Trollstormur · « **Reply #16 on:** 30 Jul 2005, 00:42 »

"worst band ever" is tough to say. I know ICP has the worst fans ever.

will: wanton sex god · « **Reply #17 on:** 30 Jul 2005, 00:56 »

Quote from: est

complaining about Nickelback, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park etc is seriously like making a thread to announce that the sky is blue.

srsly.

is this the thing where they sync up the songs? yeah its really old, and they had to edit a lot....i mean its still bad that theyre tha similar, but its not the same.

BillyxRansom · « **Reply #18 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 09:43 »

Quote from: Hatebunny

I didn't say it, but I like to say 'second worst' so that I can reserve a place for something worse when it comes along...like, Air Supply, or something.

Speaking of which. sp2 is all outta love for coldplay. But...he's so lost without them.

i heard that song a couple weeks ago..

and i turned it up.

BillyxRansom · « **Reply #19 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 09:44 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

the worst band in the world has never been signed or made a record...I hope

yes they did, they're called limp bizkit.

IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU ARE WRONG AND SHOULD BE KICKED IN THE NUTS, EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO NUTS.

BillyxRansom · « **Reply #20 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 09:45 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

I'm not entirely sure what the worst band ever is, but I'm pretty sure they're rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin', y'all.

thank you.

Reno · « **Reply #21 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 14:37 »

Nickleback is on the radio right now....

Mind you, they are from Vancouver here (well, Burnaby I think...) so they are like, almost always on

soap · « **Reply #22 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 14:44 »

the others are the worst professional band i'v seen

so bad...so very very bad

Threatis · « **Reply #23 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 15:12 »

man, Americans are lucky, you've only had to deal with Nickelback for about 5 years.

For those of us in Canada, we've been tortured by Chad Kroeger's voice for the last 9 YEARS.

soap · « **Reply #24 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 15:15 »

and no one in the uk cares about them anymore..

do we win ?

Threatis · « **Reply #25 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 15:20 »

this yet again proves that the sun will never set on the British Empire.

tigerlily · « **Reply #26 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 16:06 »

there were two people who stated that nickelback was from BC area, but they're from Alberta originally.

i agree though. to have had so much success when it's all based upon only one or two songs repeated over and over.... gah.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #27 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 16:41 »

I remember they were on some danish mtv clone, and they were given some clay to make something or another. And what did they make? A fallos of course, that tasteless joke is pretty much akin to how I feel about Nickelback... fick even the name is ridiculous and I know the lame story behind it, which just makes the whole thing more absurd than it already were.

Switchblade · « **Reply #28 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 18:15 »

So, wait, am I losing cred for liking Coldplay?

When did that start?

Not that it really matters, or is likely to influence my listening, but it's nice to know these things...

Freezey · « **Reply #29 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 19:46 »

I thought the worst band according to this forum was Creed. It must have changed.

and yes, being from Alberta means Nickelback gets played on the radio here whenever possible. it sucks.

Not An Addict · « **Reply #30 on:** 31 Jul 2005, 22:37 »

Nickelback gets played on the radio all the time everywhere in Canada. It's an epidemic, and it must be stopped.

(That goes for Sam Roberts, too. Mother of SHIT, that man is vile.)

silver_whisper · « **Reply #31 on:** 01 Aug 2005, 07:21 »

Quote from: Freezey

I thought the worst band according to this forum was Creed. It must have changed.

Not that I've been around here long enough to track trends, but Creed has finally STOPPED making godawful music, while Nickelback continues to torment us all. That in and of itself puts Nickelback above Creed on my own personal list of bands to destroy if I had superpowers.

I die a little inside every time I inadvertantly walk past the CD rack at Walmart and see Creed's "greatest hits" CD. Bleh.

silver_whisper · « **Reply #32 on:** 01 Aug 2005, 08:28 »

Alter Creed.

I haven't actually heard them on the radio yet, so I'm holding out hope that nobody's buying in.

AnonymousPosterChild · « **Reply #33 on:** 01 Aug 2005, 08:39 »

Quote from: Not An Addict

Nickelback gets played on the radio all the time everywhere in Canada. It's an epidemic, and it must be stopped.

(That goes for Sam Roberts, too. Mother of SHIT, that man is vile.)

The easiest solution is to either listen to stations that play nothing made after 1950, or just do what I do and listen to internet radio systems that learn from what music you like.

Incidentally, I know I'll get forum slapped for this, but I like Sam Roberts.

And the worst band ever is easily Creed. Creed is the kind of thing police use to clear out drug houses and cult strongholds.

TBW · « **Reply #34 on:** 01 Aug 2005, 09:03 »

The worst band in the world is this Goth/Punk/Metal/Thing band consisting of annoying sixteen year olds from Brooklyn. Their drummer isn't too bad though.

Of course if we follow the logic that the worst band would be a band that is hated universally by anyone who listens to it then we come to the conclusion that the worst band cannot exist because we presume that at least one member of the band itself likes the band. Therefore there cannot be a worst band ever since the opinion is still held by someone for any band that the band is good. And since the best band ever and the worst band ever both are bands that cannot exists we may be drawn to the startling conclusion that the worst band and the best band ever are the exact same band.

Warmada · « **Reply #35 on:** 02 Aug 2005, 20:31 »

You're all correct!

Its Audioslaves coldplaying Limp Creed-Park with vocals by Sam Roberts

And this is going offtopic starting.....now!

KharBevNor · « **Reply #36 on:** 02 Aug 2005, 21:17 »

To be fair, the worst band in the world is probably actually Anal Cunt's early material, when they were still sticking with 'no titles, no song structure, no riffs, no rhythm'. Just hideous dischordant a-musical noise. Unfortunately, that's really avant-garde, and people started digging them, so they started going for hyper-offensive lyrics and such. Problem is, they just ended up as a fucking awesome band. It's hilarious that people take songs like 'I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos'* and 'The Internet is Gay' seriously. Well, at least 'I'm Glad Jazz Fags Don't Like Us Anymore'.

*(IT DIDN'T WIN, SO I SENT BIRTH OF A NATION INSTEAD!)

Freezey · « **Reply #37 on:** 02 Aug 2005, 22:26 »

Have you heard Anal Cunt's "Picnic of Love" EP? Acoustic guitars with Seth singing in falsetto the cheesiest, most pc-friendly romance lyrics. Place a few of those songs inbetween their regular stuff and you've got the funniest playlist ever.

byebyepanda · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 Aug 2005, 22:34 »

Quote from: Freezey

Have you heard Anal Cunt's "Picnic of Love" EP? Acoustic guitars with Seth singing in falsetto the cheesiest, most pc-friendly romance lyrics. Place a few of those songs inbetween their regular stuff and you've got the funniest playlist ever.

If you like cheesy music check my music out! Haha, I got to check this guy out!

KharBevNor · « **Reply #39 on:** 02 Aug 2005, 22:37 »

Quote from: Freezey

Have you heard Anal Cunt's "Picnic of Love" EP? Acoustic guitars with Seth singing in falsetto the cheesiest, most pc-friendly romance lyrics. Place a few of those songs inbetween their regular stuff and you've got the funniest playlist ever.

"I reeeespect your feeeeelings....as a woooooooman.....and a huuuuuuuuman beeeeeeeing..."

Picnic of Love is the final proof necessary to anyone that Anal Cunt is in fact a joke, as if the 'Howard's Bald' EP and the song 'Wind Chimes are Gay' weren't enough.

TheToon_Ashtoon · « **Reply #40 on:** 10 Aug 2005, 00:21 »

OH my God that is freaking hilarious!!! I actually really love some of nickelback's stuff(dont... spear... me....) but damn that is soooo funny. Whoever does these sites with the songs is my hero. they had take on me ska style. that made me hap-py. even though i hate most ska with a writhing passion.

Somewhere Chad Kroger is thinking "Oh shit, they figured it out! O.O"

TheToon_Ashtoon · « **Reply #41 on:** 10 Aug 2005, 00:52 »

Quote from: Switchblade

So, wait, am I losing cred for liking Coldplay?

When did that start?

Not that it really matters, or is likely to influence my listening, but it's nice to know these things...

Sigh, I don't even dream of any sort of cred in this forum. I apparently like most of the bands that are the "godawful" mofos 'round har. Haha, Fantastic. I like coldplay, too, though. not because they are mainstream, i just really enjoy mellow "boring" music. too bad. That probably won't change.

silver_whisper · « **Reply #42 on:** 10 Aug 2005, 07:53 »

So, I was listening to the radio the other day... when the DJ announced the new song by Nickelback. I don't know the name of it or what the hell they were trying to do, but I think Nickelback has gone emo. :/

heretic · « **Reply #43 on:** 10 Aug 2005, 08:00 »

nickleback was always pretty emo, in thier subject matter anyhow, which is the real definition of emo anyhow

silver_whisper · « **Reply #44 on:** 10 Aug 2005, 08:02 »

Whatev. It sounded like they kidnapped an emo band and made Chad Kroeger sing.

Merkava · « **Reply #45 on:** 10 Aug 2005, 08:36 »

Quote from: Switchblade

So, wait, am I losing cred for liking Coldplay?

When did that start?

Not that it really matters, or is likely to influence my listening, but it's nice to know these things...

I love Coldplay, to tell you the truth. I don't really care about cred anyhow, so mabe that's why I'm so open about it.

As for this, NPR did this, like, last year.

nitroholic · « **Reply #46 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 13:11 »

I am from alberta, yes i suppoert nickelback, but not to the point of figuring they are gods, Let's face it, if this stuff came out during 1970's it be a different responce.

still support em, but dont really care what happens to em.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #47 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 13:24 »

Pssh, HammerFall tells me the way to world peace, love and understanding. First, we need to all be brothers and sisters, united in the power and the might of MEEEEETAAAAAL.

*thumbs the book of heavy metal*

And then I think we kill some orcs.

Drostie · « **Reply #48 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 13:46 »

The Cornell clocktower occasionally plays Coldplay's song Clocks on their chimes. If you can get past the meaningless lyrics of Coldplay, I'm sure it's all great. I just personally can't get past said meaningless lyrics.

yipjumpmusic · « **Reply #49 on:** 13 Aug 2005, 14:25 »

The guy does admit to it at least

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Author Topic: Nickleback is the second-worst band in the world. (Read 27606 times)

Warmada

Hatebunny

soap

kikanjuuneko

sp2

Hatebunny

edwartica

Not An Addict

Kid Modernist

Praeserpium Machinarum

Reno

soap

Threatis

soap

Threatis

tigerlily

Praeserpium Machinarum

Freezey

Not An Addict

silver_whisper

silver_whisper

AnonymousPosterChild

TBW

Warmada

Freezey

TheToon_Ashtoon

TheToon_Ashtoon

silver_whisper

heretic

silver_whisper

Merkava

nitroholic

Drostie

yipjumpmusic