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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #350 on: 02 Apr 2007, 02:00 »

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #351 on: 07 Apr 2007, 01:56 »

It's been 5 days....  It was Breakfast at Tiffany's. Here's a new quote.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #352 on: 07 Apr 2007, 03:37 »

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #353 on: 07 Apr 2007, 04:11 »

Equilibrium.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #354 on: 07 Apr 2007, 11:46 »

Empire Records?

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #355 on: 07 Apr 2007, 13:50 »

Donnie Darko

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #356 on: 07 Apr 2007, 14:30 »

(but for how many hours?)
Grandma's Boy.
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #357 on: 07 Apr 2007, 17:16 »

Children Of Men.

Great movie.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #358 on: 07 Apr 2007, 19:25 »

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #359 on: 07 Apr 2007, 19:42 »

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang!
I love that movie so much!

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #360 on: 07 Apr 2007, 20:00 »

Little Miss Sunshine

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #361 on: 08 Apr 2007, 03:53 »

They Live

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #362 on: 08 Apr 2007, 07:08 »

Boondock Saints

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #363 on: 08 Apr 2007, 07:51 »

But I'm a Cheerleader. (that one is easy.)
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #364 on: 08 Apr 2007, 16:25 »

Breakfast on Pluto. (My, it's been a long time since I was here.)

And now:

My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #365 on: 10 Apr 2007, 20:57 »

Laura?

Char 1    "Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck! Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, and you're first in line! You braught me the pick and now you shall both die!"

Char 2    "Waaaaiiiiiit, waaaaiiit, wait, you motherfucker, we challenge yooouuu to a rock-off! Give us one chance to know your socks off..."

Hint: Best movie ever.
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #366 on: 11 Apr 2007, 01:05 »

Pick of Destiny (terrible movie).

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #367 on: 11 Apr 2007, 06:49 »

Dr. Strangelove.

Heh. Did you read that "feminine domination" thread in I Like Fish and immediately think of Strangelove too?

EDIT: aaaaand . . .quote. I'm doing this from memory, so don't expect it to be word-perfect, but it'll be close enough to pick:

- Character 1: "What is the meaning of life?"
(pause)
- Character 2: "Every rose has a thorn."
- Character 3: "And every night has a dawn."
- Characters 2 & 3: "And every cowboy sings a sad, sad song."
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #368 on: 11 Apr 2007, 12:11 »

Is it Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?

If so then,

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

If not then just ignore that quote.
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #369 on: 11 Apr 2007, 14:30 »

Predator.  Funny as hell.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #370 on: 11 Apr 2007, 17:48 »

Is it Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?

Awesome.
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #371 on: 11 Apr 2007, 18:59 »

Doom.

"Keep firing assholes!"
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #372 on: 11 Apr 2007, 19:43 »

Spaceballs?

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #373 on: 11 Apr 2007, 20:41 »

The Hunt for Red October

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #374 on: 12 Apr 2007, 06:15 »

The Princess Bride

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #375 on: 12 Apr 2007, 13:51 »

Frailty... (bill paxton is sick...)


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'Most guys don't know how to wear make-up anyways, and guys naturally think you're gay..."

(hint, documentary...)
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #376 on: 16 Apr 2007, 06:43 »

How about a new quote or a better hint, I'll admit I caved and googled it just because i had to know but i couldn't even find it there.
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #377 on: 17 Apr 2007, 02:25 »

hint 2... Ian MacKaye is in it...
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #378 on: 17 Apr 2007, 03:37 »

American Hardcore? Not at all certain.

If I am right here is my quote, "Voil?! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate."

Easy one, but then better to keep the thread rolling that to get it stuck.
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #379 on: 17 Apr 2007, 11:53 »

 V For Vendetta. (Easy!)

 "Is this it priest? The pope's new army? A few crusty bitches and a hand full of ragtags?"
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #380 on: 17 Apr 2007, 12:11 »

Gangs Of New York.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #381 on: 17 Apr 2007, 12:52 »

Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #382 on: 17 Apr 2007, 13:06 »

Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #383 on: 17 Apr 2007, 13:41 »

Ugh the Hellraiser movie.

"Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need?"
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #384 on: 17 Apr 2007, 14:57 »

"The Great Escape" I think.

This is from one of my favorite movies:

Character 1: So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
Character 2: Uh-huh.
Character 1: So he says, "So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word jerk.
Character 2: I understand.
Character 1: And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then."
Character 2: Ya got that right.
Character 1: And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #385 on: 17 Apr 2007, 18:24 »

Fargo

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #386 on: 17 Apr 2007, 20:26 »

(Just to let everyone know, people in Fargo (the town) don't talk like people in Fargo (the movie). Please don't believe that movie.)

And your quote is from Transamerica.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #387 on: 18 Apr 2007, 00:23 »

Bang Bang You're Dead'

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #388 on: 18 Apr 2007, 00:42 »

 reservoir dogs...


you said you gave mary jane a pearl neklace....how much did that cost...?

obviously you missed the point of that story...



P.D...it was not american harcore...it was 'Another state of mind'...


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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #389 on: 18 Apr 2007, 07:11 »

Half Baked

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #390 on: 18 Apr 2007, 07:53 »

A League of their Own.

"Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term 'involuntary servitude'?
No.
'Unconscionable contract'?
Uh, nope.
Great!"
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #391 on: 18 Apr 2007, 08:30 »

Big Fish

Sorry about that, like I said I was not at all certain it was American Hardcore. On the bright side at least the ball is rolling again.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #392 on: 18 Apr 2007, 13:43 »

the blues brothers?

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #393 on: 18 Apr 2007, 13:55 »

Being John Malkovich...

'what the hell are you doing in my kitchen, eating a big ass sandwich and shit'...
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #394 on: 20 Apr 2007, 14:50 »

no one...??? well I sould have expected it...no one probably saw this crappy movie...nobody likes third parts...(friday after next)...new quote anyone...??
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #395 on: 20 Apr 2007, 15:20 »

let's get this ball rolling with a nice easy one.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #396 on: 20 Apr 2007, 19:38 »

Clerks 2.

"You're nuts! N-V-T-S nuts!"
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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #397 on: 20 Apr 2007, 19:50 »

History of the World, Part I.

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #398 on: 20 Apr 2007, 23:44 »

Cool Runnings???

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Re: The film quotes game
« Reply #399 on: 21 Apr 2007, 00:48 »

Dead Poet Society, awesome movie btw.

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