Topic: Sexiest Music Video Of All Time....? (Read 24201 times)

Leonidas · « **on:** 08 Oct 2005, 16:50 »

Shamelessly stolen from a thread I saw on another forum, which in your opinion is the sexiest music video of all time and why?

My nomination was:

Chris Isaac - Wicked Game

And do I really have to tell you why?

practicality · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Oct 2005, 20:48 »

I think the Michael vid by Franz Ferdinand is sexy...
http://www.uweflade.de/franz%20ferdinand%20--%20michael.htm
Also, "The Good Ones" by The Kills...
http://www.video-c.co.uk/microsite.asp?vidref=thek007
Both are in Quicktime.

I think Franz Ferdinand is moreso... I don't know about all-time, I haven't seen that many music videos.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Oct 2005, 21:37 »

Holy Diver.

I am totally not being ironic.

Well, OK, maybe I am.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Oct 2005, 23:07 »

Quote

My nomination was:

Chris Isaac - Wicked Game

I have no idea how you could find the sight of Helena Christensen(the girl) attractive, I mean she looks like a skeleton, she's up there with Kate Moss.

I can't really think of any genuinely sexy videos, only slutty ones where they roll around in chocolate and stuff.
but for shit and giggles, I would like to nominate The Cure - Boys Don't Cry and Björk - All Is Full of Love.

Smoooooking!

La Creme · « **Reply #4 on:** 09 Oct 2005, 00:39 »

REX MANNING VIDEO LOWL!

Ummm... hmmm. I'm not really sure for real videos. I think that the Tomahawk video for "Rape This Day" was pretty sexilly shot, but it wasn't really SEXY per-se. Maybe Fishbone's version of "What's New Pussycat"? Lot's of Spanish Chick dancing and people not wearing shirts getting splatter-painted. You know, if that's what gets it up for you...

Leonidas · « **Reply #5 on:** 09 Oct 2005, 01:54 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

I have no idea how you could find the sight of Helena Christensen(the girl) attractive, I mean she looks like a skeleton, she's up there with Kate Moss.

Yes, I mean what the hell was I thinking!!!!

I would disagree. I don't think she's a skeletion atall, and is certainly not into the whole herion chic look as Kate Moss is, but then it's all about opinion. And whether you find her attractive or not, the video is still sexy. Next time you see it, on classic VH1 or something, you'll notice that she's certainly no little waif.

Thrillho · « **Reply #6 on:** 09 Oct 2005, 07:15 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

Quote
My nomination was:

Chris Isaac - Wicked Game

I have no idea how you could find the sight of Helena Christensen(the girl) attractive, I mean she looks like a skeleton, she's up there with Kate Moss.

I disagree, I think she's not as thing as Kate Moss - plus she's actually got a set of tits.

Chris Isaak's presence aside, that is one of the sexiest music videos ever.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 Oct 2005, 10:22 »

Well, I beg to differ, her and Chris Isaak(maybe moreso) are exactly the reason why that video is not sexy. But I am not being constructive and I will suggest another video, A Perfect Circle - Outsider, it's got scantily clad chicks being bad and violent... even if it reeks of sarcasm.

Everest · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Oct 2005, 11:07 »

CHRISTINA AGUILERA - DIRRTY!!!111 LOLZORZ

...not really. And come to think of it, I could've said any R'n'B "song". All definitely the opposite of sexy. *whince*shudder*hurl*

Worst thing is, that crap seems to have the "sexy music videos" market covered so well, that I can't think of any truly sexy music videos...

kikanjuuneko · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Oct 2005, 12:18 »

'Wicked Pussycat' by Danzig. But maybe that's just me being a goddamn pervert.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Oct 2005, 15:04 »

Quote from: kikanjuuneko

'Wicked Pussycat' by Danzig. But maybe that's just me being a goddamn pervert.

That has a video?

QUICK ROBIN, TO THE INTERWEB.

I'd imagine that video would be pretty damn sexy, given the sexiness level of the song, which is almost illegal.

I'd probably go personally for Black No. 1 by Type O Negative. You won't agree if you're a heterosexual male (probably) but ladies, and gentlemen of that persuasion...I ask you. Can you beat it? The answer is no. I think it's mainly to do with the way Peter Steele is playing an upright bass like you would an electric bass with a huge chain as a shoulder strap.

OH AND THE BROODING.

YES.

Thrillho · « **Reply #11 on:** 10 Oct 2005, 09:47 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

Well, I beg to differ, her and Chris Isaak(maybe moreso) are exactly the reason why that video is not sexy. But I am not being constructive and I will suggest another video, A Perfect Circle - Outsider, it's got scantily clad chicks being bad and violent... even if it reeks of sarcasm.

Oh God, that video is so fucking hot.

kikanjuuneko · « **Reply #12 on:** 10 Oct 2005, 10:22 »

Quote from: KharBevNor

That has a video?

QUICK ROBIN, TO THE INTERWEB.

Not only does it have a video, but a video in which women in leather catsuits keep other women in nurse outfits on leashes.

sjbrot · « **Reply #13 on:** 10 Oct 2005, 23:41 »

The Philosopher Kings - You Don't Love Me (Like You Used to Do)

All I can remember from this video is the fact that it features two snails making love at one point.

kikanjuuneko · « **Reply #14 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 00:55 »

In the words of the unfortunately now-immortal Paris Hilton: that's hot.

Chymes · « **Reply #15 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 06:05 »

girl, beach, film noir, can't fail. even Madonna looks hot in the "Cherish" video.

On a side note, someone said to me other night "the main difference between porn and an RnB video is that the music is better in porn." gotta love them sax solos :p

jariku · « **Reply #16 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 07:07 »

Ministry of Sound did a feature on this a while ago: http://www.ministryofsound.com/Music/Albums/MinistryofSound-TheSexiestVideosofAllTime.htm

Some of those are downright sleazy, though.

kikanjuuneko · « **Reply #17 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 07:30 »

I'm sure their intentions are good, but... goddamn techno videos! If I have to hear 'Call On Me' by Eric Prydz ever again in the history of the universe, it'll be too fucking soon.

jariku · « **Reply #18 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 08:04 »

Point taken, but Add N To X is awesome anyway.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #19 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 08:54 »

The Ministry of Sound can take thoise power tools off those 'babes' and ram them up their goddamn asses.

Shit, I hate The Ministry of Sound.

rawrXskittles · « **Reply #20 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 20:30 »

My nomination for this category is Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Seriously, it has naked ladies, what more could I or you ask for...?

La Creme · « **Reply #21 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 20:51 »

Quote from: kikanjuuneko

'Wicked Pussycat' by Danzig. But maybe that's just me being a goddamn pervert.

HOLY CRAP I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO!!! You are right. That one wins. Sexy asian chick pouring milk on herself while she is on a LEASH! And that thing with the shakey camera and Danzig with his funny claw-gloves. Bondage, milk, and metal. That's what makes a video mang.

Also, the bath-tub part of "Leper Friend" by Dog Fashion Disco is pretty seck-say, even if they are a horrid, blatant, and shitty bungle rip-off.

sjbrot · « **Reply #22 on:** 11 Oct 2005, 22:23 »

I was going to decry the sugestion of "Closer," but then I remembered what I recommended.

Thrillho · « **Reply #23 on:** 12 Oct 2005, 11:58 »

Quote from: rawrXskittles

My nomination for this category is Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Seriously, it has naked ladies, what more could I or you ask for...?

Yeah, severed pig head machines really turn me on.

Valrus · « **Reply #24 on:** 12 Oct 2005, 13:41 »

I'll tell you what it's not and that is "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin. Goddamn hell that video made me want to go into the fetal position.

kikanjuuneko · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 Oct 2005, 14:40 »

I WANT YOUR SOUL!

It may not be sexy, but it sure is awesome.

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #26 on:** 12 Oct 2005, 14:48 »

or Windowlicker for that matter, that man has a sick twisted mind. It makes me both uncomfortable and it makes me laugh, what more can you ask for.

rawrXskittles · « **Reply #27 on:** 12 Oct 2005, 15:32 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid

Quote from: rawrXskittles
My nomination for this category is Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Seriously, it has naked ladies, what more could I or you ask for...?

Yeah, severed pig head machines really turn me on.

I was referring to the parts without old dudes and pig head machines, of course.

Not An Addict · « **Reply #28 on:** 13 Oct 2005, 20:42 »

"Queer" by Garbage.

END OF THREAD.

Johnny C · « **Reply #29 on:** 13 Oct 2005, 22:38 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

that man has a sick twisted mind

Hard to believe that Chris Cunningham came up with the ideas for both of those Aphex Twin videos AND the concept for the video whose nomination I second, i.e. "All Is Full Of Love." Lesbian robot makeouts = HAWT.

sjbrot · « **Reply #30 on:** 13 Oct 2005, 23:39 »

Quote from: rawrXskittles

I was referring to the parts without old dudes and pig head machines, of course.

We should only hope.

Bunnyman · « **Reply #31 on:** 19 Oct 2005, 01:31 »

How about "Gantz Graf." Yessirree Bob.

MilkmanDan · « **Reply #32 on:** 19 Oct 2005, 06:41 »

I don't think even robots would find Gantz Graf sexy. Pretty awesome video though. The song makes alot more sense after you've seen the video.

rawrXskittles · « **Reply #33 on:** 19 Oct 2005, 15:41 »

Quote from: Praeserpium Machinarum

A Perfect Circle - Outsider

I just watched that. Second'd, third'd and hgabughabhgaubug'd.

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #34 on:** 19 Oct 2005, 16:12 »

Dude, I think we all know it's Nelly's Hot in Herr. Duh.

zetlen · « **Reply #35 on:** 19 Oct 2005, 16:22 »

http://imyoursledgehammer.ytmnd.com/

Duchess Tapioca · « **Reply #36 on:** 19 Oct 2005, 21:59 »

Twilight Zone by Golden Earring. Seriously guys, you should watch it. First, it's got these guys:

Wouldya lookit those HATS!
Also, there are boobies, but censored is written over them, like they are a forbidden musical video fruit. Then, crazy bondage cop ladies in fishnet stokings and vinyl with hardcore can-caning action.

Sexay if I ever saw it.

Everyone go watch it right now. I like to play it on the jukebox at Burgerville.

Duchess Tapioca · « **Reply #37 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 00:28 »

Wow, I killed the thread. I decided this one is more sexier:

http://www.wormwoodfilms.com/movies/goblin_cock_2.mpg

Valrus · « **Reply #38 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 04:57 »

I think that one'll somehow manage to kill the thread again.

Kossie · « **Reply #39 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 05:02 »

Anything COB because Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho is dreamy. WAAAAAAAAAA

Kthak · « **Reply #40 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 05:13 »

Quote from: La Creme

REX MANNING VIDEO LOWL!

Ummm... hmmm. I'm not really sure for real videos. I think that the Tomahawk video for "Rape This Day" was pretty sexilly shot, but it wasn't really SEXY per-se. Maybe Fishbone's version of "What's New Pussycat"? Lot's of Spanish Chick dancing and people not wearing shirts getting splatter-painted. You know, if that's what gets it up for you...

Empire Records reference FTW!

I don't know why, well it is probably the way she continually shoves her chest out during the video, but I can't get enough of the La Tortura from Shakira.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #41 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 05:17 »

Quote from: Duchess Tapioca

http://www.wormwoodfilms.com/movies/goblin_cock_2.mpg

Beautifully deranged. Sunn 0))) have a lot to answer for though.

That bit where they walk out the ocean is masterful.

Thrillho · « **Reply #42 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 06:14 »

How about Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy?

Kthak · « **Reply #43 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 08:33 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid

How about Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy?

I don't know about that one....

Thrillho · « **Reply #44 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 08:46 »

Quote from: Kthak

Quote from: DynamiteKid
How about Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy?

I don't know about that one....

Download it or something.

Hat · « **Reply #45 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 11:03 »

Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back.

You can disagree with me all you want, but thats only because you're wrong. Look at it for gods sake, a ladys booty comes off and lands on the turntable, just as he starts scratching up a storm.

It was a beautiful moment for me.

Smack my bitch up is pretty sexalicious as well, but the bit where the woman spews up in the bathroom sink kinda evens thing out. Still, lesbians.

sjbrot · « **Reply #46 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 13:12 »

Quote from: Hat

Look at it for gods sake, a ladys booty comes off and lands on the turntable, just as he starts scratching up a storm.

Which is exactely why it's about as arousing as most Picasso paintings.

In other words, it isn't.

rawrXskittles · « **Reply #47 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 16:37 »

I don't know man, abstract art gets me pretty hot.

decklin · « **Reply #48 on:** 18 Nov 2005, 16:51 »

Also, modern art makes me want to rock out.

Willem · « **Reply #49 on:** 20 Nov 2005, 03:24 »

Quote from: DynamiteKid

How about Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy?

yeah, after disallowing windowlicker I guess i'll have to vote for that one too..

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Author Topic: Sexiest Music Video Of All Time....? (Read 24201 times)

practicality

Praeserpium Machinarum

La Creme

Praeserpium Machinarum

Everest

kikanjuuneko

kikanjuuneko

sjbrot

kikanjuuneko

jariku

kikanjuuneko

jariku

La Creme

sjbrot

kikanjuuneko

Praeserpium Machinarum

Not An Addict

sjbrot

Bunnyman

MilkmanDan

zetlen

Kossie

Kthak

Kthak

sjbrot

decklin

Willem