Topic: Songs that will be played in your personal HELL (Read 24678 times)

jmrz · « **Reply #50 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 21:23 »

Okay, maybe hate is too strong a word. But i still dont like Apple. I dont like there products, i dont like the way they advertise, i dont like the way that unlike a PC there is a lot less products that are compatible with macs compared to PC.

And with the firefox thing... maybe im wrong, but i wouldnt really know. It's still related to macs, i avoid them. I like to be able to right click with my laptop.

Kai · « **Reply #51 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 21:40 »

... But here's the thing. I'ts more related to Unix/linux than either of the two. You can get internet explorer on macs too. and Microsoft office products. But this isn't hte place for this thing. THe point is, actually know what the hell you're talking about when you start to talk.

pat101 · « **Reply #52 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 21:52 »

Quote from: nescience

The other half of my list is ready:

The Decemberists - The Infanta
Rufus Wainwright - Danny Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Joanna Newsom - Inflammatory Writ
The Magnetic Fields - I Don't Want to Get over You
The Boy Least Likely To - I'm Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to your Star
Futureheads - Hounds of Love
The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid

</middle finger>

What
The
Fuck?

nescience · « **Reply #53 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 21:56 »

Quote from: sjbrot

I enjoy a good deal of those songs without reservation. I've listened to Newsom on repeat for hours at a time. I guess we aren't coming from the same place here.

Hehe, yeah. The second half of my list is the kind of hell where all I'm stuck with all the music listeners in the world and the Devil is playing shit that everyone fucking LOVES, but I despise all of it. Now THAT'S hell.

Plus I wanted to say fuck you to all those songs. No offense.

Coonstar · « **Reply #54 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 23:21 »

Top 40 Christian Rock.

death.

Spartan Pho3nix · « **Reply #55 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 23:45 »

Quote

The other half of my list is ready:

The Decemberists - The Infanta
Rufus Wainwright - Danny Boy
Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1
Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy
The Unicorns - I Was Born (A Unicorn)
Pavement - Cut Your Hair
Joanna Newsom - Inflammatory Writ
The Magnetic Fields - I Don't Want to Get over You
The Boy Least Likely To - I'm Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to your Star
Futureheads - Hounds of Love
The Mountain Goats - Dilaudid

Sorry. Wrong thread. This is the songs in hell, not songs at your funeral.

Figment · « **Reply #56 on:** 06 Feb 2006, 23:49 »

Anything by Lenny Kravitz

nescience · « **Reply #57 on:** 07 Feb 2006, 00:15 »

Gawd, if they played any of that shit at my funeral, I'd have to miraculously come back to life just so I could shoot myself.

my infernal affairs · « **Reply #58 on:** 07 Feb 2006, 00:52 »

Anything by Nickelback, with adoring background comments on how good and touching their music is.

S_g · « **Reply #59 on:** 07 Feb 2006, 22:42 »

fat boy slim : praise you

and the back catalog of the beastie boys

TheFoolOnTheHill · « **Reply #60 on:** 07 Feb 2006, 22:58 »

This one station that's always playin at the target I work at....some emo/Christian rock thig....I think I'm in hell already.

If I hear one more Jay Z/Linkin Park song followed by a dose of Relient K I think I may just shoot myself.

almost thursday · « **Reply #61 on:** 08 Feb 2006, 07:35 »

Quote from: Figment

Anything by Lenny Kravitz

yes! GOD YES!

eternie · « **Reply #62 on:** 08 Feb 2006, 09:32 »

I'd get used to any song. 'Cause I'm used to blocking out noise 'cause of where I live. So having music playing over and over wouldn't affect me.

almost thursday · « **Reply #63 on:** 08 Feb 2006, 10:04 »

yes, but if you could block it out then it wouldn't be hell, would it?

sjbrot · « **Reply #64 on:** 08 Feb 2006, 23:47 »

Of course, in Hell, they would gouge out your eyes and tear out your tongue and oratory recepticles and strap you to the ground so that the only sensation you would be able to have would be that of listening to "Take On Me" over and over again into eternity.

M3gaBigh · « **Reply #65 on:** 09 Feb 2006, 00:47 »

Nikki Webster - everything
Coheed and Cambria - The vocals in this really really annoy me

Rizzo · « **Reply #66 on:** 09 Feb 2006, 05:00 »

Any dub or indie. Seriously, hate that shit.
Dub is just to goddamned slow and no one seems to have noticed that it's all exactly the same...
Indie is too bland. It's exactly the same as top 40 only they're singing about pandas and boats instead of highschool and girls.
Those two for the rest of eternity would drive me to madness.
That and Christian goth.

almost thursday · « **Reply #67 on:** 09 Feb 2006, 10:10 »

Quote from: sjbrot

Of course, in Hell, they would gouge out your eyes and tear out your tongue and oratory recepticles and strap you to the ground so that the only sensation you would be able to have would be that of listening to "Take On Me" over and over again into eternity.

...oh, thanks man. now i'm gonna have nightmares.

Darth Lunchbox · « **Reply #68 on:** 09 Feb 2006, 10:19 »

Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Whenever I hear that song, it gets stuck in my head for days. It's like a knife jabbing repeatedly at my brain.

Giantandre · « **Reply #69 on:** 09 Feb 2006, 17:33 »

The Proclaimers - 500 Miles
Whitney Houston - Greatest Love of All & I Will Always Love You
Nickleback - Just that part that says "Are we having Fun yet"
Gwen S. - Hollarback Girl -- It would spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S over and over again
R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People and Stand (and I like REM)
B-52's - Love Shack
DJ Sammy - That cover of Brian Adams "Heaven"
Jessica Simpson - These Boots were Made for Walking

BillyxRansom · « **Reply #70 on:** 10 Feb 2006, 19:37 »

Quote from: sketchyjoe

The entire Casualties discography.

Quote from: ayePod

The entire Misfits back cataloge.

Quote from: jcknbl

Dave Matthews Band- their entire recorded history.

And though I wouldn't call the Polyphonic Spree "satanic" imagine having to listen to "Hold Me Now" for the rest of eternity. Maybe the devil has a keen sense of irony.

all 3 of these at the same time, backwards.

or "ohio is for lovers" overlapping itself 200,000 times, while playing backwards, forever.

Kai · « **Reply #71 on:** 10 Feb 2006, 19:39 »

Dude, no. We will not go that far. Satan is not THAT much of a fucking prickfucking cocksucker. That seriously ends the thread right there; Nobody can deny that there is any worse hell.

And what's wrong with (Danzig era) Misfits?

ScottishOnion · « **Reply #72 on:** 10 Feb 2006, 21:07 »

Anything by U2. U2= butt sex

Oh and Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille

BillyxRansom · « **Reply #73 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 06:57 »

Quote from: Kai

Dude, no. We will not go that far. Satan is not THAT much of a fucking prickfucking cocksucker. That seriously ends the thread right there; Nobody can deny that there is any worse hell.

And what's wrong with (Danzig era) Misfits?

i think he has it in him. i honestly do.

and the misfits? in general? ehhh.. except for like the song "green hell", ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

Merkava · « **Reply #74 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 07:04 »

The Decemberists will play in my personal hell. Colon Meloy's fucking shitty monotone horn noise will play in front of his serviceable band who strive to be shallow immitations of true talent. The fact that Colon Meloy gives me a headache and is the only one bringing down the band will hurt me more than any Hawthorne Heights song. Oh, and the praise. The cruely misguided praise. God, Colon Meloy sucks.

Kai · « **Reply #75 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 07:08 »

Quote from: Merkava

who strive to be shallow immitations of true talent.

....Morrissey?

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #76 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 09:59 »

....The Residents etc?

Need this go on?
By all accounts true talent does not exist and people should just use playback all the time because they cannot sing or play for shit.
And yeah Colon Meloy sucks big time, his good twin Colin Meloy is so much better if you ask me

Storm Rider · « **Reply #77 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 10:46 »

Quote from: Kai

Quote from: Merkava
who strive to be shallow immitations of true talent.

....Morrissey?

Morrissey got fucking OWNED.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #78 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 11:05 »

Quote from: Kai

Quote from: Merkava
who strive to be shallow immitations of true talent.

....Morrissey?

Morrisey died the very moment the Smiths broke up.

IronOxide · « **Reply #79 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 12:10 »

Skyclad, Dave Mathews, and Mudvayne. That is truly hell.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #80 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 12:36 »

Change that to Post-2001 Skyclad and I agree.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to hunt you down and rape you with a stick.

And I won't clean the stick first.

zefferoni · « **Reply #81 on:** 11 Feb 2006, 19:51 »

Quote from: Coonstar

Top 40 Christian Rock.

death.

lol I agree.

As much as I hate to admit it, Joanna Newsome makes my list. As much as I love her, I wouldn't be able to listen to her for over a few hours at a time.

PrincessofBlackness - Firefox is just as much a Mac thing as Microsoft Office.

lessthanfirst · « **Reply #82 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 09:26 »

I think the songs that would represent my personal hell would be anything by My Chemical Romance, Slayer, or any death/black metal shit. I hate death metal and black metal so much. Simple plan's discography would be in there too, and that song that goes "Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me..." . And any late No Use for a Name stuff, partly because it's so awful compared to their early stuff, because their early stuff was so damn good.

neomang5 · « **Reply #83 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 10:41 »

Holy GOD that is a humongous avatar.

My hell would consist of nothing but the theme song from "the OC" and iron and wine's entire songlist. Perhaps some creed thrown in for good measure. I wouldnt put it past the devil, that psychotic sonofabitch, to play some Avril and Jesse McCartney as well. Fucker.

And Ironoxide887, if khar rapes you with a stick, I'm beating you with it afterward. Skyclad is awesome.

Cernach · « **Reply #84 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 10:48 »

1) MacArthur Park
2) Sweet Home Alabama (I'm FROM THERE, and I hate that song)
3) Anything by any band whose name involves some form of mental issue (i.e. My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self-Indulgence, etc)
4) Wonderwall. I expect this is the song that gets PA'ed throughout the entirety of Hell, regardless of the damned's actual taste in music.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #85 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 10:52 »

Quote from: lessthanfirst

Slayer, or any death/black metal shit. I hate death metal and black metal so much.

As if your idiotic avatar was not enough, my mind is settled.

I hate you.

TrueNeutral · « **Reply #86 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 10:59 »

I agree with Khar. Resize your avatar or meet your demise.

And don't hate something just because they fall into a certain genre. That's just close-minded. Next you'll be hating people just because they have a different skin colour.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #87 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 11:58 »

Quote from: lessthanfirst

I think the songs that would represent my personal hell would be anything by My Chemical Romance, Slayer, or any death/black metal shit. I hate death metal and black metal so much. Simple plan's discography would be in there too, and that song that goes "Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me..." . And any late No Use for a Name stuff, partly because it's so awful compared to their early stuff, because their early stuff was so damn good.

In my hell, your enormous avatar is displayed all the time. Please resize it.

NiCKLESS · « **Reply #88 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 12:31 »

anything in the (c)rap or mainstream pop category. i dont hate rap without reason either.

ozphactor · « **Reply #89 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 12:34 »

Anything by Panic! at the Disco.

NiCKLESS · « **Reply #90 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 12:37 »

sorry for going off topic, but what the hell is/are panic at the disco?

surgerydrugsnrocknroll · « **Reply #91 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 12:48 »

Quote from: NiCKLESS

i dont hate rap without reason either.

what is your reason then?

NiCKLESS · « **Reply #92 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 13:06 »

eh, i guess i put it up wrong, what ive meant is that i did actually listen to it, did a little research, maybe find a something that i do like about it, but meh. it all the same, people blabbing bullshit, the same tune through the whole song.

ozphactor · « **Reply #93 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 13:08 »

Quote from: NiCKLESS

it all the same, people blabbing bullshit, the same tune through the whole song.

Did you listen to anything other than gangsta rap?

NiCKLESS · « **Reply #94 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 13:10 »

heh, its all the same to me, but im open for ideas. and "gangsta" (c)rap is exactly what i hate.

surgerydrugsnrocknroll · « **Reply #95 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 13:30 »

Quote from: NiCKLESS

eh, i guess i put it up wrong, what ive meant is that i did actually listen to it, did a little research, maybe find a something that i do like about it, but meh. it all the same, people blabbing bullshit, the same tune through the whole song.

oh, i see what you mean,
just like all metal sounds exactly the same,
and like all punk, all just powerchords and people singing bullshit!
and like all country, just twangy guitars with people singing over them.

i dont know for sure, but that seems like hating rap for no real reason, other than having listened to a couple of the more popular artists who you happened not to like.

Kai · « **Reply #96 on:** 13 Feb 2006, 14:59 »

Dude, Change your fucking avatar. Christ. Also, I hate you.

Quote from: NiCKLESS

eh, i guess i put it up wrong, what ive meant is that i did actually listen to it, did a little research, maybe find a something that i do like about it, but meh. it all the same, people blabbing bullshit, the same tune through the whole song.

mc chris! He wins for rapping. and Deltron 3030/Del The Funky Homosapien.

Haven · « **Reply #97 on:** 15 Feb 2006, 02:24 »

I think I can pretty much end this thread with 1 song... disney's - It's a small world. I believe that song was created by satan himself for exclusive use in hell but was leaked to the mortal relms for one reason or another. I suspect this song was meant to be put on every list mentioned above but people were too mortified by this song to type out its unholy name.

theheadoffatness · « **Reply #98 on:** 15 Feb 2006, 18:17 »

Wade Youman from UL's hell spawn:

robotman/,earthman

*shudders*

Firevine · « **Reply #99 on:** 15 Feb 2006, 22:40 »

The Limp Bizkit cover of Behind Blue Eyes. My blood pressure shoots through the roof when I hear that song. Fuck you Fred Durst, fuck you right in the ass with a jackhammer mounted on the front of a Howitzer.

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Author Topic: Songs that will be played in your personal HELL (Read 24678 times)

nescience

Coonstar

Spartan Pho3nix

Figment

nescience

my infernal affairs

TheFoolOnTheHill

almost thursday

eternie

almost thursday

sjbrot

M3gaBigh

almost thursday

Darth Lunchbox

Giantandre

ScottishOnion

Merkava

Praeserpium Machinarum

zefferoni

lessthanfirst

Cernach

TrueNeutral

NiCKLESS

NiCKLESS

surgerydrugsnrocknroll

NiCKLESS

NiCKLESS

surgerydrugsnrocknroll

Haven

theheadoffatness

Firevine