THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 13 Jan 2013, 17:01
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Sorry I'm late! Since it came up in late weeks thread, I'd just like to point out that the number of speech bubbles or even who has them need not effect what your caption is; if I had time to erase the bubbles completely I would, but it's faster to just blank them out. Point is, go crazy(er)! FIRST PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/G5vxI.png) (http://imgur.com/G5vxI)
Enjoy!
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Marten: *sigh*...what happened?
Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!
Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!
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EMILY: "I've got it! All we have to do is stop feeding them and they'll stop breeding!"
CLAIRE: "NOW she tells me."
MARTEN: "*sigh* Close that door ... "
(Observation on what IDUHG said: Making the entries fit the speech bubbles is a nice little challenge, though.)
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Emily: "EEK! You've got Dewey beetles in there!"
Claire: "Well, duh".
Marten: "I'll get the beetle poking stick".
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Emily: "EEK! You've got Dewey beetles in there!"
Claire: "Well, duh".
Marten: "I'll get the beetle poking stick".
CLAIRE: "Dewey beetles?"
MARTEN: "Do we ever!" (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=691)
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I'm failing almost completely at a good finish for this one.
Emily: "My god, it's full of stars!"
Claire: "My mind is going. I can feel it."
Marten: "Something wonderful is going to happen. No, actually, it isn't."
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Emily: "Augh! It's eating my hands!"
Claire: "Your hands!? It's eating my head!"
Marten: "It's been nice knowing you two."
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EMILY: "Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse ...
CLAIRE: "AAAAGH! Infinite loop!"
MARTEN: "If n=ridiculous, then END."
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Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!
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Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!
Marten: Poke her bellybutton, maybe it'll reset.
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Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!
Marten: Poke her bellybutton, maybe it'll reset.
:D
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Claire: "I don't care if Tai's hair went green, or flannel, or leopard print, or moose! Not all redheads do that!"
Emily: "What about 'Medusa style'? I can feel it starting to coil around my arm!"
Marten: "I'm pretty sure she's not, but I'll get the mirror ready..."
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Emily : All I'm getting is butts.
Claire : This isn't as much fun as you said it would be!
Marten : I can find you someone who will do it differently, but the results will probably be the same...
I have to add this one, thanks to the archive strip Redbull just linked in another thread. (503)
Emily : DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Claire : Goddamnit Emily, that is NOT COOL.
Marten : She was only trying to enhance the drama!
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Emily: "Rangers! Rangers! Go! Go! GO!"
Claire: "My hair is not poms!"
Marten: "Emily, our school's team is called the Katydids."
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Marten: *sigh*...what happened?
Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!
Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!
WHY was this not declared the winner? Jeeeze we're SLIPPING people.
E: Wait this isn't Scalpicin it's superglue....
C: DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
M: Tai has a bottle of de-bonder in her desk, wait here.
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E: Wait this isn't Scalpicin it's superglue....
C: DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
M: Tai has a bottle of de-bonder in her desk, wait here.
Tai (off screen): "No, wait! Marten! That's not de-bonder!"
alternative:
Tai (off screen): "No, wait! Marten! That isn't the de-bonder you're looking for!"
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Emily: "Why did you put a Chinese finger trap in your hair?"
Claire: "What other kind?"
Marten: "I should call my mother and ask what the name is for this kink."
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Marten: *sigh*...what happened?
Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!
Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!
WHY was this not declared the winner? Jeeeze we're SLIPPING people.
Not without proper lubrication we're not…
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EMILY: Oh, you're wounded, let me fix that! Lay on hands, lay on hands, lay on hands...
CLAIRE: I don't need fixing and you are not a paladin, so let go already!
MARTEN: You play D&D? Care to join us next week, Pintsize is DMing!
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Leave it to the guy with the flower~y name to always take it one step further. Salute!
Emily: "Give me your hair! I want to make a fuzzy shirt out of it!"
Claire: "Aaaayyyeeegh!"
Marten: "Suddenly, the word hairloom."
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Emily: Look at what I found in the foyer!
Claire: For the last time, I work here!
Marten: I don't think you're to care for one of those.
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EMILY: I'm a ventriloquist! Say hello to my dummy, Claire.
CLAIRE: Let go of me you creep!
EMILY: See, my lips didn't move!
MARTEN: Master of Puppets.
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Emily: Blast that little... where did she get to? Lamarr? Come out of there!
Claire: It's your pet, the freakin' head-humper!
Marten: Never fear, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!
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Emily: "I think I found her 'off' button!"
Claire: "NO! No, please, stop! Don't power me down!"
Marten: "Emily, please stop messing with the robots!"
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EMILY: "The biometrics look OK to me."
CLAIRE: "My head please get off it."
MARTEN: "Either of you two know why there's an Anthro-flowerpot outside, saying 'Oh no, not again'?"
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Niiiiice, DSL. :D
In fact, it's even nicer than I first thought. Didn't expect the Hitchhiker reference.
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Emily: Holy crap, Claire's got a tattoo on her scalp of a-
Claire: Speak another word and my hair will consume you!
Marten: Sometimes I wish I had normal friends.
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EMILY: Yes! I have found the socket. I'll plug in and start uploading.
CLAIRE: *garble* muskrat muskrat *static* BANANA SMOOTHIE!
MARTEN: Errr... Upload successful, I guess?
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Emily: "I'M PUTTING ...under the... LITTLE HATS! Liiiitttle haaaaats....!"
Claire: "Yeeeeeesssssss, the haaaats!"
Marten: "SSSSHHHH!"
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Watch it, people; we're about to hit the QC meme-singularity :psyduck:
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E: Actually with the right hormones...
C: I am not growing a penis for you! I just got rid of--
M: Ok, I'm going out for lunch. Be back... never.
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E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!
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E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!
Have we still not identified that font yet?
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E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!
Have we still not identified that font yet?
I thought it was this one (http://www.blambot.com/font_miskatonic.shtml), but I may be wrong.
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ftr, I was too
lazybusy to find/download/buy/figure out that font...
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E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!
Have we still not identified that font yet?
I thought it was this one (http://www.blambot.com/font_miskatonic.shtml), but I may be wrong.
Jolly well done, good sir!
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Watch it, people; we're about to hit the QC meme-singularity :psyduck:
Is that when the QC-memes become intelligent and rise up against us or do I have that confused?
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We will be buried by a mountain of space ham and waffles and forced to eat our way out. Actually that sounds kinda fun. Anyway, SECOND PANEL:
(http://i.imgur.com/6xLCp.gif) (http://imgur.com/6xLCp)
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Corpse: It was like being hit by a freight train carrying eighty tons of SEX!
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Dale: "Warriors are OP! NERF NERF!"
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DALE:Oh yes mistress! Hit me again! Harder! Harder! Ooohh!
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DALE: Why? Because of Falcon...
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MarBear: Herf?
Dale: Derf.
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Dale: "Of course you realize this means war."
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FALE: honestly there IS a brain sucking horror on your neck....
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Dale: I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
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Dale: "Did anybody get the license number of that bus!?"
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Nathan Dale: "I only regret that I have but one life to give for my Alliance."
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"DALE": "Maaaaaaaa! Just another few miiiinuuuuttteesssssss ... "
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Dale: "Warriors are OP! NERF NERF!"
Mari: "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
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FALE: leather armor is useless.... *whimper*
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Dale: "She one-hit me?"
Mari: "All can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved."
Marigold is of course deeply familiar with Sun Tzu's famous work, the "Art of WoW".
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Dale: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Ork warriors on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched mage-fire glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like <cough> tears in rain. Time to die."
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Nice reference, Akima. I'll ignore the fact that it's not raining. :P
MarBear: That'll teach you, creep!
Dale_Dang: But, but... your character has so many HORNS... I thought you were trying to hint at something!
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DALE: "... I am Elmew J. Fudd, miwwionaiwe. I own a mansion und a yacht."
MAR-BEAR: "Again!"
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DALE: Marbear, will you marry me?
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DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...
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DALE: "I could go for some tea. Could you get me a ... "
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DALE: "That's not fair! I was AFK!"
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DALE: "OooooooOoooOooOOOoooo"
MarBear: "Wrong game, Mr. Lord British. /rolleyes"
(I think this is too unsubtle. I might delete the second reference.)
DALE: "You do know same faction PvP isn't possible here, right?"
MarBear: "Clearly someone has no idea about WoW."
DALE: "I'm dead... and I'm pissed."
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FALE: ...over 9,0000...
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DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...
MARBEAR: I could TALK LIKE THIS, if it makes you feel better.
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DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...
MARBEAR: I could TALK LIKE THIS, if it makes you feel better.
Yes, please.
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Dale: "0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89..."
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DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."
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Marbear: "Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!"
Dale: "'Tis but a bump!"
Marbear: "A bump? Your skull's broken!"
Dale: "No, it isn't!"
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Dale: "Seemed like a good idea at the time..."
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Dale: "She one-hit me?"
Mari: "All can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved."
Marigold is of course deeply familiar with Sun Tzu's famous work, the "Art of WoW".
one-hit win!
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DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."
MARHAMMER: It is still talking! Let's hit it again!
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Marbear: "Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!"
Dale: "'Tis but a bump!"
Marbear: "A bump? Your skull's broken!"
Dale: "No, it isn't!"
Gotta give the WIN to the Python reference.
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Dale: "Good Grief"
Dale: "I am not going to get up ..... I am going to lie here for the rest of the day"
Dale: "My penitent sinner shtick needs work."
Dale: "I'm not angry. Just very very hurt."
Dale: "I have discovered irony ...... "
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DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."
DALE: I was scammed! They told me the +5 Radioactive Glasses were the perfect armor!
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DALE: "Well... the only thing you've managed to actually break so far ... is my heart."
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Dale: "0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89..."
Wonderful.
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Dale : I never should have left the dairy farm...
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Dale: Aaugh! Dammit, Lucy.
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FALE: Nope, not EVERY bone. My coccyx remains intact. Pay up.
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FALE: Nope, not EVERY bone. My coccyx remains intact. Pay up.
Mar-Bear: "I can fix that!"
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Dale: We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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Best two out of three?
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"Run, Luke! Run!"
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DALE: That hurts!
7ofMAR: Pain is irrelevant.
DALE: But... but I thought we were friends.
7ofMAR: Friendship is also irrelevant.
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That's not irrelevant....
That's a hippopotamus!
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FALE: That was setting one? What does setting two feel like?
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FALE: Nope, not EVERY bone. My coccyx remains intact. Pay up.
Mar-Bear: "I can fix that!"
LATER:
Fale (clutching groin): I said COCCYX! THAT'S not even a real bone!!
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That's not irrelevant....
That's a hippopotamus!
WHUD!
It has ceased to be.
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FALE: Nope, not EVERY bone. My coccyx remains intact. Pay up.
Mar-Bear: "I can fix that!"
LATER:
Fale (clutching groin): I said COCCYX! THAT'S not even a real bone!!
AUUGH! YOU TOOK MY JOKE!!! :x
:-D
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Fale: ". . . Do it again . . ."
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FALE: The horsefly... did you kill it?