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Title: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: iduguphergrave on 13 Jan 2013, 17:01
Sorry I'm late! Since it came up in late weeks thread, I'd just like to point out that the number of speech bubbles or even who has them need not effect what your caption is; if I had time to erase the bubbles completely I would, but it's faster to just blank them out. Point is, go crazy(er)! FIRST PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/G5vxI.png) (http://imgur.com/G5vxI)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: WAYF on 13 Jan 2013, 17:16
Marten: *sigh*...what happened?

Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!

Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 13 Jan 2013, 17:23
EMILY: "I've got it! All we have to do is stop feeding them and they'll stop breeding!"
CLAIRE: "NOW she tells me."
MARTEN: "*sigh* Close that door ... "

(Observation on what IDUHG said: Making the entries fit the speech bubbles is a nice little challenge, though.)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Jan 2013, 18:17
Emily: "EEK! You've got Dewey beetles in there!"
Claire: "Well, duh".
Marten: "I'll get the beetle poking stick".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 13 Jan 2013, 18:18
Emily: "EEK! You've got Dewey beetles in there!"
Claire: "Well, duh".
Marten: "I'll get the beetle poking stick".

CLAIRE: "Dewey beetles?"
MARTEN: "Do we ever!" (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=691)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Jan 2013, 18:22
I'm failing almost completely at a good finish for this one.

Emily: "My god, it's full of stars!"
Claire: "My mind is going. I can feel it."
Marten: "Something wonderful is going to happen. No, actually, it isn't."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Jan 2013, 18:35
Emily: "Augh! It's eating my hands!"
Claire: "Your hands!? It's eating my head!"
Marten: "It's been nice knowing you two."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 13 Jan 2013, 18:37
EMILY: "Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse repeat. Lather rinse ...
CLAIRE: "AAAAGH! Infinite loop!"
MARTEN: "If n=ridiculous, then END."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: FunkyTuba on 13 Jan 2013, 21:29
Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Bluesummers on 13 Jan 2013, 21:38
Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!
Marten: Poke her bellybutton, maybe it'll reset.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: FunkyTuba on 13 Jan 2013, 21:39
Claire: For the last time, I'm NOT an anthro PC! There is no user-serviceable seam on my scalp!
Emily: But no natural hair is that color!
Marten: Poke her bellybutton, maybe it'll reset.

:D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: techkid on 13 Jan 2013, 22:05
Claire: "I don't care if Tai's hair went green, or flannel, or leopard print, or moose! Not all redheads do that!"
Emily: "What about 'Medusa style'? I can feel it starting to coil around my arm!"
Marten: "I'm pretty sure she's not, but I'll get the mirror ready..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Vurogj on 13 Jan 2013, 23:14
Emily : All I'm getting is butts.
Claire : This isn't as much fun as you said it would be!
Marten : I can find you someone who will do it differently, but the results will probably be the same...

I have to add this one, thanks to the archive strip Redbull just linked in another thread. (503)

Emily : DUN DUN DUNNNN!
Claire : Goddamnit Emily, that is NOT COOL.
Marten : She was only trying to enhance the drama!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 13 Jan 2013, 23:41
Emily: "Rangers! Rangers! Go! Go! GO!"
Claire: "My hair is not poms!"
Marten: "Emily, our school's team is called the Katydids."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 13 Jan 2013, 23:55
Marten: *sigh*...what happened?

Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!

Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!

WHY was this not declared the winner?    Jeeeze we're SLIPPING people. 


E:   Wait this isn't Scalpicin it's superglue....
C:   DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
M:   Tai has a bottle of de-bonder in her desk, wait here.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 14 Jan 2013, 00:12
E:   Wait this isn't Scalpicin it's superglue....
C:   DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
M:   Tai has a bottle of de-bonder in her desk, wait here.

Tai (off screen): "No, wait! Marten! That's not de-bonder!"

alternative:

Tai (off screen): "No, wait! Marten! That isn't the de-bonder you're looking for!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 14 Jan 2013, 00:19
Emily: "Why did you put a Chinese finger trap in your hair?"
Claire: "What other kind?"
Marten: "I should call my mother and ask what the name is for this kink."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Mr_Rose on 14 Jan 2013, 03:51
Marten: *sigh*...what happened?

Emily: I RAMMED IT IN!

Claire: WITHOUT APPLYING PROPER LUBRICATION!

WHY was this not declared the winner?    Jeeeze we're SLIPPING people. 

Not without proper lubrication we're not…
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 14 Jan 2013, 04:15
EMILY: Oh, you're wounded, let me fix that! Lay on hands, lay on hands, lay on hands...
CLAIRE: I don't need fixing and you are not a paladin, so let go already!
MARTEN: You play D&D? Care to join us next week, Pintsize is DMing!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 14 Jan 2013, 04:21
Leave it to the guy with the flower~y name to always take it one step further. Salute!


Emily: "Give me your hair! I want to make a fuzzy shirt out of it!"
Claire: "Aaaayyyeeegh!"
Marten: "Suddenly, the word hairloom."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Border Reiver on 14 Jan 2013, 07:31
Emily:  Look at what I found in the foyer!

Claire:  For the last time, I work here!

Marten:  I don't think you're to care for one of those.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 14 Jan 2013, 11:42
EMILY: I'm a ventriloquist! Say hello to my dummy, Claire.
CLAIRE: Let go of me you creep!
EMILY: See, my lips didn't move!
MARTEN: Master of Puppets.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Pilchard123 on 14 Jan 2013, 12:35
Emily: Blast that little... where did she get to? Lamarr? Come out of there!

Claire: It's your pet, the freakin' head-humper!

Marten: Never fear, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Carl-E on 14 Jan 2013, 13:06
Emily: "I think I found her 'off' button!" 

Claire: "NO!  No, please, stop!  Don't power me down!" 

Marten: "Emily, please stop messing with the robots!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 14 Jan 2013, 13:33
EMILY: "The biometrics look OK to me."
CLAIRE: "My head please get off it."
MARTEN: "Either of you two know why there's an Anthro-flowerpot outside, saying 'Oh no, not again'?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: WAYF on 14 Jan 2013, 13:39
Niiiiice, DSL. :D

In fact, it's even nicer than I first thought. Didn't expect the Hitchhiker reference.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Sorflakne on 14 Jan 2013, 21:14
Emily:  Holy crap, Claire's got a tattoo on her scalp of a-
Claire:  Speak another word and my hair will consume you!
Marten:  Sometimes I wish I had normal friends.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 15 Jan 2013, 10:13
EMILY: Yes! I have found the socket. I'll plug in and start uploading.
CLAIRE: *garble* muskrat muskrat *static* BANANA SMOOTHIE!
MARTEN: Errr... Upload successful, I guess?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 15 Jan 2013, 14:44
Emily: "I'M PUTTING ...under the...  LITTLE HATS! Liiiitttle haaaaats....!"
Claire: "Yeeeeeesssssss, the haaaats!"
Marten: "SSSSHHHH!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Jan 2013, 16:56
Watch it, people; we're about to hit the QC meme-singularity  :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 15 Jan 2013, 17:06
E:  Actually with the right hormones...
C:  I am not growing a penis for you!  I just got rid of--
M:  Ok, I'm going out for lunch.  Be back... never.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: FunkyTuba on 15 Jan 2013, 17:56
E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Bluesummers on 15 Jan 2013, 20:50
E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!

Have we still not identified that font yet?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: cesium133 on 15 Jan 2013, 21:16
E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!

Have we still not identified that font yet?
I thought it was this one (http://www.blambot.com/font_miskatonic.shtml), but I may be wrong.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: FunkyTuba on 15 Jan 2013, 21:35
ftr, I was too lazybusy to find/download/buy/figure out that font...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Bluesummers on 16 Jan 2013, 06:32
E: Almost got it ..... there! AAAAUAUAUGH!
C: (http://carabiner.peeron.com/~funkytuba/eldritchspeech.png)
M: It's the call of Clairethulhu!

Have we still not identified that font yet?
I thought it was this one (http://www.blambot.com/font_miskatonic.shtml), but I may be wrong.
Jolly well done, good sir!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 16 Jan 2013, 06:44
Watch it, people; we're about to hit the QC meme-singularity  :psyduck:

Is that when the QC-memes become intelligent and rise up against us or do I have that confused?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Jan 2013, 08:50
We will be buried by a mountain of space ham and waffles and forced to eat our way out. Actually that sounds kinda fun. Anyway, SECOND PANEL:

(http://i.imgur.com/6xLCp.gif) (http://imgur.com/6xLCp)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: cesium133 on 16 Jan 2013, 08:56
Corpse: It was like being hit by a freight train carrying eighty tons of SEX!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 16 Jan 2013, 09:54
Dale: "Warriors are OP! NERF NERF!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 16 Jan 2013, 10:15
DALE:Oh yes mistress! Hit me again! Harder! Harder! Ooohh!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Pilchard123 on 16 Jan 2013, 10:40
DALE: Why? Because of Falcon...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: FunkyTuba on 16 Jan 2013, 10:41
MarBear: Herf?
Dale: Derf.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Spiff on 16 Jan 2013, 10:52
Dale: "Of course you realize this means war."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 16 Jan 2013, 11:42
FALE:   honestly there IS a brain sucking horror on your neck....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Sidhekin on 16 Jan 2013, 12:11
Dale: I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Finvara on 16 Jan 2013, 12:18
Dale: "Did anybody get the license number of that bus!?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Akima on 16 Jan 2013, 12:58
Nathan Dale: "I only regret that I have but one life to give for my Alliance."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 16 Jan 2013, 13:01
"DALE": "Maaaaaaaa! Just another few miiiinuuuuttteesssssss ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Akima on 16 Jan 2013, 13:10
Dale: "Warriors are OP! NERF NERF!"
Mari: "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 16 Jan 2013, 13:15
FALE:   leather armor is useless....   *whimper*
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Akima on 16 Jan 2013, 13:29
Dale: "She one-hit me?"
Mari: "All can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved."

Marigold is of course deeply familiar with Sun Tzu's famous work, the "Art of WoW".
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Akima on 16 Jan 2013, 13:35
Dale: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Ork warriors on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched mage-fire glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like <cough> tears in rain. Time to die."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: WAYF on 16 Jan 2013, 13:37
Nice reference, Akima. I'll ignore the fact that it's not raining. :P

MarBear: That'll teach you, creep!

Dale_Dang: But, but... your character has so many HORNS... I thought you were trying to hint at something!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 16 Jan 2013, 13:59
DALE: "... I am Elmew J. Fudd, miwwionaiwe. I own a mansion und a yacht."
MAR-BEAR: "Again!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 16 Jan 2013, 14:26
DALE: Marbear, will you marry me?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Pilchard123 on 16 Jan 2013, 14:43
DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 16 Jan 2013, 18:09
DALE: "I could go for some tea. Could you get me a ... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: K1dmor on 16 Jan 2013, 19:43
 DALE: "That's not fair! I was AFK!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 16 Jan 2013, 23:19
DALE: "OooooooOoooOooOOOoooo"
MarBear: "Wrong game, Mr. Lord British. /rolleyes"

(I think this is too unsubtle. I might delete the second reference.)


DALE: "You do know same faction PvP isn't possible here, right?"
MarBear: "Clearly someone has no idea about WoW."


DALE: "I'm dead... and I'm pissed."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Jan 2013, 00:14
FALE:   ...over 9,0000...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 17 Jan 2013, 01:30
DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...

MARBEAR: I could TALK LIKE THIS, if it makes you feel better.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 17 Jan 2013, 01:43
DALE: I thought you were supposed to carry a scythe...

MARBEAR: I could TALK LIKE THIS, if it makes you feel better.

Yes, please.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: hakko504 on 17 Jan 2013, 01:50
Dale: "0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 17 Jan 2013, 01:59
DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Spiff on 17 Jan 2013, 02:23
Marbear: "Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!"
Dale: "'Tis but a bump!"
Marbear: "A bump? Your skull's broken!"
Dale: "No, it isn't!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Border Reiver on 17 Jan 2013, 04:10
Dale:  "Seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Skewbrow on 17 Jan 2013, 04:53
Dale: "She one-hit me?"
Mari: "All can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved."

Marigold is of course deeply familiar with Sun Tzu's famous work, the "Art of WoW".

one-hit win!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 17 Jan 2013, 05:27
DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."

MARHAMMER: It is still talking! Let's hit it again!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 17 Jan 2013, 06:05
Marbear: "Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!"
Dale: "'Tis but a bump!"
Marbear: "A bump? Your skull's broken!"
Dale: "No, it isn't!"

Gotta give the WIN to the Python reference.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Thrudd on 17 Jan 2013, 08:27
Dale: "Good Grief"

Dale: "I am not going to get up ..... I am going to lie here for the rest of the day"

Dale: "My penitent sinner shtick needs work."

Dale: "I'm not angry. Just very very hurt."

Dale: "I have discovered irony ...... "
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: cesium133 on 17 Jan 2013, 08:51
DALE: "The goggles, they did nothing."
DALE: I was scammed! They told me the +5 Radioactive Glasses were the perfect armor!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Soulsynger on 17 Jan 2013, 09:30
DALE: "Well... the only thing you've managed to actually break so far ... is my heart."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 17 Jan 2013, 09:33
Dale: "0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89..."

Wonderful.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Vurogj on 17 Jan 2013, 11:25
Dale : I never should have left the dairy farm...
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: celticgeek on 17 Jan 2013, 11:47
Dale:  Aaugh!   Dammit, Lucy.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 17 Jan 2013, 12:52
FALE:   Nope, not EVERY bone.  My coccyx remains intact.   Pay up.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Carl-E on 17 Jan 2013, 14:37
FALE:   Nope, not EVERY bone.  My coccyx remains intact.   Pay up.

Mar-Bear:  "I can fix that!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: cesium133 on 17 Jan 2013, 15:02
Dale: We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Precipice on 17 Jan 2013, 15:08
Best two out of three?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: DSL on 17 Jan 2013, 15:51
"Run, Luke! Run!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 18 Jan 2013, 00:01
DALE: That hurts!
7ofMAR: Pain is irrelevant.
DALE: But... but I thought we were friends.
7ofMAR: Friendship is also irrelevant.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: Carl-E on 18 Jan 2013, 10:36
That's not irrelevant....

That's a hippopotamus! 
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 18 Jan 2013, 13:24
FALE:  That was setting one?   What does setting two feel like?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: WAYF on 18 Jan 2013, 15:07
FALE:   Nope, not EVERY bone.  My coccyx remains intact.   Pay up.

Mar-Bear:  "I can fix that!"

LATER:

Fale (clutching groin): I said COCCYX! THAT'S not even a real bone!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: PintsizeForPresident on 18 Jan 2013, 16:33
That's not irrelevant....

That's a hippopotamus!

WHUD!

It has ceased to be.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 18 Jan 2013, 18:14
FALE:   Nope, not EVERY bone.  My coccyx remains intact.   Pay up.

Mar-Bear:  "I can fix that!"

LATER:

Fale (clutching groin): I said COCCYX! THAT'S not even a real bone!!


AUUGH!   YOU TOOK MY JOKE!!! :x

 :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: RedWolf4 on 18 Jan 2013, 18:29
Fale: ". . . Do it again . . ."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 97
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 18 Jan 2013, 23:28
FALE:   The horsefly... did you kill it?