It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video

[Christophe]

I Can't Wait for the day!
When my knife finally arrives
So I can stab you in the face
And I Cry, "Oh God, you're not wearing face paint
Once I'm done stabbing you in the face, I'll go straight for the taint"
And 2 Dope will split the sky
And a million Faygo showers will reply
"My Son, Suck My Nuts, This is Goodbye"
'Till then, you will fucking die,
But I Can't Wait!

[Ballard]

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[Christophe]

But if you think that it's sticky when you're covered in Faygo
It's hard to believe you're a true-ass Juggalo

[Ballard]

Hey guys, Miracles was actually a cover.

[Inlander]

How dare you, Gene.

[JD]

Hey look a interview

[Inlander]

People that have listened to us for a while know that we've always included one, sometimes three, deep, meaningful songs on our records.

[scarred]

Hey look a interview

an interview, twatcakes

[RallyMonkey]

People that have listened to us for a while know that we've always included one, sometimes three, deep, meaningful songs on our records.

Never two. Never, ever two.

[JD]

Hey look a interview

an interview, twatcakes

FUCKING GRAMMAR, HOW DOES IT WORK

[Inlander]

So maybe we were a little loose with the word, 'cause everyone seems to pick on the fact that a lot of the things we mention are not, in fact, miracles. But they're totally missing the point of the song: It's just about appreciating those things. For example, a long-necked giraffe. A giraffe may not actually be a miracle according to the books, but I took my daughter and my son to the zoo last fall and we fed a giraffe. Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you've never stood next to a fucking yellow-ass giraffe with a long neck, looking like a fucking dinosaur, it's just an amazing sight.

[scarred]

I've always thought a miracle was something awesome

I knew it. Boobs are miracles.

[RallyMonkey]

it's not 100 percent about science, even.

[Inlander]

We never spoke to Eminem, we never officially shook his hand or squashed the beef

[Inlander]

Actually in Mr. J's defence I do sometimes find myself staring at a bird's legs and thinking "Holy shit, it's just like a fucking dinosaur". Seriously. Have a good look at a bird's legs next time you get the chance, people.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that in the parlance of the day, evolution is a fuckin' miracle.

[RallyMonkey]

I have to admit that the interview makes him seem far more intelligent than you'd ever think he was.

[Ballard]

Intelligent is a hell of a word.

Maybe "capable of decent, grammatical English" instead.

Then again:

A giraffe may not actually be a miracle according to the books, but I took my daughter and my son to the zoo last fall and we fed a giraffe. Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you've never stood next to a fucking yellow-ass giraffe with a long neck, looking like a fucking dinosaur, it's just an amazing sight.

[Inlander]

Maybe "capable of decent, grammatical English" instead.

On the other hand, as he freely admits in the interview, the media is prone to chopping up and editing his replies to their questions - so how do we know that he really sounds that intelligible in real life?

[KvP]

I've always gotten the sense that Violent J is, to some extent, a performance artist. Like Dash Snow, but better.

Shaggy 2 Dope, I think he might actually be a dumbass.

[Johnny C]

If that interview doesn't immediately endear you to Violent J I don't know what's the matter with you. Dude just lives large and loves life.

[KvP]

I'm gonna have to vouch for his giraffe comment as well. Went to a rare animal zoo in Arizona when I was a kid and having a giraffe crane its neck over a 10-foot fence and grab food pellets out of your hand with its tongue is truly awe-inspiring.

[Inlander]

And we haven't even started talking about their crazy blue tongues!

I think everyone in this thread owes at least 50% of the Insane Clown Posse an apology.

[scarred]

[KvP]

"Miracles" in monologue form.

[Ballard]

Hahaha oh man, haven't seen that in a while.

[ALoveSupreme]

I didn't know they did a nightline interview.   I tracked down what I think is an unedited version.  It's at least a little refreshing to hear them say most of their lyrics are a joke.  They don't sound exceptionally eloquent, and they like to hide behind the "we're entertainers" mantra a little bit, but it's an interesting watch.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfisddCgtsg

[Inlander]

I do hope that Violent J and Martin Bashir can squash the beef together.

[Ballard]

Watching that video made me a little embarrassed for everyone involved.

[Inlander]

Watching that video made me realise that I'd clicked on a link to a thirty-minute video of Martin Bashir interviewing the Insane Clown Posse. Fortunately I made this realisation only about a minute and a half into the video and I was able to act accordingly.

[KvP]

Have you considered that a Sea Lion is essentially a dog with flippers?

Miracles.

[ALoveSupreme]

I caught an interview they did with Bill oReilly almost ten years ago (I was bored enough) and it was pretty much the same exact interview so maybe I do go back on saying it's an interesting watch, but Mr. J definitely seems to have a much better idea of what's going on than Mr. Dope

[BeoPuppy]

Nomen est omen.

[Thrillho]

I never disagreed with the sentiment the Posse had in that song. In fact I quite appreciated it and approved of the point they were making.

But the way they were making the point made them look like utter tools, as they almost always look. I mean 'fuckin' magnets, how do they work' is not the awy to get your point across, chaps.

They probably already know this.

Why am I still typing?

[KvP]

Today in Miracles.

[KvP]

Follow Violent J on twitter!

@bigviolentj

Just a taste:

"I don't know what it is today but Im feeling a deep sadness for Michael Jackson. I miss his magic. It was awsome sharing the planet with him"

"Sponge Bob is clearly gay. He wants Squidward. He's never shown intrest [sic] in Pearl, Mrs Puff or Sandy. He's metro sexual, and full of hints."

"The upcoming video for our song "Miricles" will compleatly melt your brain into a liquid that will pour out your eyes, ears, nose and mouth"

He's just like a normal person!

[Barmymoo]

OK guys I have a burning question I have been wanting an answer to for a while.

Where does the phrase "fucking [whatever], how does it work?" actually originate from?

I mean, I could google it, but I really don't want to google "Fucking, how does it work?".

[KvP]

The Insane Clown Posse song "Miracles", in which ICP wordsmith Shaggy 2 Dope utters the immortal line "Magnets: How do they work?"

[Zingoleb]

Fucking magnets, how do they work.

[Barmymoo]

I had begun to suspect it was something like that!

I mean, I doubt the ICP would pick up on a satirical internet meme and include in their songs, I guess.

So I have now watched the video and I gotta say, they're so sweet. For all their facepaint and bad language, the Insane Clown Posse are just small children marvelling at the world.

[BeoPuppy]

http://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-presents-science-for-juggalos/

Well ...

[David_Dovey]

SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

http://www.nerve.com/advice/2010/06/21/sex-advice-from-juggalos

What's the craziest thing you've seen at a Juggalo event?
Oh shit, where do I start? I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole. Juggalos can't dance, you know? So I guess they got to do something.

Wait, what's a neden hole?
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

we call vaginas nedens.

vaginas

nedens.

Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

[Inlander]

So she shoved it up her vagina hole?

[Johnny C]

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[KharBevNor]

+



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[Nodaisho]

There's no way she's a juggalo. She isn't morbidly obese.

[JD]

She might be one of the few photogenic juggalettes

[Cire27]

A lot of people thought that right up until the herpes.

[KharBevNor]

She might be one of the few photogenic juggalettes

Until she takes the make-up off, that is.

[David_Dovey]

Yeah it's amazing the difference that stuff can make, without the makeup she looks like this

[JD]

I'd hit it.