It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video

[JD]

I mean I bet those tentacles would make a wicked blowjorb.

[Cire27]

I suddenly feel the urge to post some tentacle sex.

[Lummer]

Yeah, just to get the bad taste out of your mouth.

[nufan]

We call vaginas nedens.

I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole.

So, translated, he said "vagina hole"? Isn't that a tautology?

[Inlander]

So she shoved it up her vagina hole?

[JD]

I'm guessing the backdoor is the poden hole

[Emaline]

So, translated, he said "vagina hole"? Isn't that a tautology?

So she shoved it up her vagina hole?

I was surprised more people did not catch this.

[amok]

that was nearly the best thing ever

then a man on a horse in stupid face paint dragged another man into a pile of EXPLOSIVES boxes with a rope and he EXPLODED

then it was definitely the best thing ever

[scarred]

yeah wow that is amazing. i would never watch the actual thing. but the trailer made me lol hard.

[KvP]

I've seen Big Money Hustlas. I remember it actually being pretty funny.

[Christophe]

GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS

[Ballard]

dudes

oh my god

[KharBevNor]

GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS

Juggalos can't spell cameraderie.

[Nodaisho]

To be fair, it would make a whole hell of a lot more sense if it were spelled comradery (I would probably start spelling it like that, but remember there is supposed to be an ie at the end, and spell it comraderie). Goddamn French people.

And hey, apparently comradery is an accepted variant to some sources.

[David_Dovey]

Extra credit to whoever can tell me how many bandannas this guy is actually wearing

[Johnny C]

looks like 3

[DarkAvenger]

5 by my count.

[pwhodges]

D'you know, there are few things I care about less...

[scarred]

ummmmmm so his kid has a rap video now

[David_Dovey]

looks like 3

I'm pretty sure there's at least that many on top of his head

[Zingoleb]

oh my god it just keeps getting better

"A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years..."

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.

[Ballard]

ummmmmm so his kid has a rap video now

This is probably the least offensive thing Psychopathic Records has ever put out. It's pretty cute! Looks like a kid messing around having fun with his dad who took him to work to show him what he'll inherit one day.

[Johnny C]

Take Your Kids To The Dark Carnival Day

[jackmort]

I actually know two people who have Insane Clown Posse tattoos
what is the world coming to :/

[David_Dovey]

So do I



a-heh

[Wasteroo]

Shaggy says the idea for the lyrics came when one of the ICP road crew brought some magnets into the recording studio one day and they spent ages playing with them in wonderment.

"Gravity's cool," Violent J says, "but not as cool as magnets."

geez, I'm suddenly finding it hard to dislike ICP as much. they just seem to be a couple of adorable manchildren!


edit: perhaps I should have finished reading the article

"Well," Violent J says, "science is... we don't really... that's like..." He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"

I don't fucking even

[David_Dovey]

I read that sentence like ten times before I realised they were using two senses of the word "fuck" there

[David_Dovey]

Or are they?

[David_Dovey]

 

[scarred]

I didn't think they were. Which is why I was so amused.

[Johnny C]

[Wasteroo]

I think Violent J's point here is never be afraid to settle for second best

[BeoPuppy]

Two different meanings of the word fuck. Thanks, mr. Dovey. I didn't get it before.

[Ballard]

Oh god I am laughing so hard.

Dovey, does that guy realize he misspelled juggalo?

[David_Dovey]

Gene do you realise that is Coolio

do you realise that

[Inlander]

Not as coolio as he used to be.

[Johnny C]

Not as coolio as he used to be.

wow! i bet coolio's ears are burning

[Inlander]

(Still infinitely coolioer than me.)

[KharBevNor]

Who is coolio?
What does he doolio?
Where does he golio?

[look out! Ninjas!]

 

[Ballard]

Who is coolio?
What does he doolio?
Where does he golio?

"Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples."

[Inlander]

Well that turntable/cooktop is just grossly impractical. The vinyl would melt before you'd even got some beats going! And who's going to hold the frying pan while you're trying to mix with your left hand and stir with your right hand? Eh? Eh? Answer me that, Mr. Coolio!

[KharBevNor]

Whatever, everyone knows the five cornerstones of hip-hop culture are graffiti, breakdancing, rapping, DJing and cooking fryed breakfasts.

[Ballard]

Harry, your question is far too logical in light of the fact that the bacon in this picture is photoshopped onto the frying pan.

[Johnny C]

his egg skills are unmatchable, sam

[David_Dovey]

He be straight punkin' all y'all Sucka SC's (sous chefs)

[Ballard]

Perhaps "post-racial twentysomething" has meaning after all.

[KharBevNor]

I very much doubt Monsieur Coolio would be happy seeing himself as anything less than a Chef de Cuisine.

[Ballard]

So do I



a-heh

Five Hundred Ways to Faygo; it's bound to happen.

[David_Dovey]

Do you know what? I've been spending all this time staring at Coolio's insane tattoo, to miss some of the more subtle humour inherent in that picture like wait a second is Coolio wearing a Coolio shirt?