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« on: 13 May 2006, 11:41 »

There seems to be a fair bit of excitement about this game, so I thought it deserved its own topic.

Obviously the Solid Snake thing is a big deal, because it means some other non-Nintendo characters could be in the game as well.

So, what are you looking forward to/hoping for? Characters? Stages? Items? Controller functionality? Online play?

Personally, I really hope they don't do like they did with Melee and make half the characters nearly identical to the first half. I would certainly like for there to be as many characters as there were in Melee, but I hope they make an effort to make every character different and interesting.

I hope the Fire Emblem guys come back, because I love the series, and Pit and Meta Knight look like they could be really cool too.
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« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2006, 12:35 »

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HOLYSHIWAAAAAAA
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SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
SNAKE! FUCKING SNAKE! AND HE'S NOT REALLY OLD IN IT EITHER!


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FUCKING SNAKE!
I AM LIKE, GAY FOR SOLID SNAKE!


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SNAKE!



I want bananas. Pokeballs. More minigames with more variation. Thousands of trophies and humourous cutscenes on par with the trailer.

No more non-nintendo characters.
But some castlevania based stages would ROCK.

Obviously people are gonna say Sonic the Hedgehog. I say NO.


CV is a Konami series.

which i guess with the inclusion of snake.

hrmm.
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« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2006, 12:44 »

Actually, a Belmont character would be pretty badass too.

EDIT: And I'm personally getting pretty sick of Sonic. Sega really has run that franchise into the ground.
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« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2006, 13:32 »

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« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2006, 14:02 »

I don't like the name Pit. Pit. :@
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« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2006, 14:55 »

Pit looks like a cool character to play with.

Anyways, even though I never played MGS I still think it's awesome to find Snake there. I think Sonic would be a great addition; but they really shouldn't push the extra 3rdparty chars too far.

I reckon they'll make it work with the Wii controllers, but better to play with the old NGC controllers.  

Ditch the extra chars; dr mario/pichu/...

This game will probably rock, just like SSBM. Fav char there was Fox, followed by Mario and Ness.

AND SAMUS IS HAWT LOL
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« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2006, 15:55 »

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When the trailer was loading, it froze as Samus' armour was falling off. She looked very naked in that shot.
Just pointing that out...
I noticed that, too.  I could have SWORN I saw nipples.


Anyway, about Pit:  that's the guy from Kid Icarus, and I'm pretty sure his name was Pit then, too.
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« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2006, 16:27 »

Yes, Pit has always been Pit.

And damn them for not showing a Kid Icarus Wii game.
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« Reply #8 on: 13 May 2006, 23:04 »

Dude, they're already remaking Duck Hunt. One step at a time.
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« Reply #9 on: 13 May 2006, 23:38 »

I'd just like to add; FUCK PIKACHU.
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« Reply #10 on: 13 May 2006, 23:43 »

Well duh, but they can't get away with not putting Pokemon in it.
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« Reply #11 on: 14 May 2006, 10:34 »

Pokémon was the shit back in the day.

I was the top Pokémon master in my junior high school, I kid you not.  First guy to have all 150.  BOOYAKA.

((BTW, fuck Pikachu.))
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« Reply #12 on: 14 May 2006, 10:51 »

My pokemon team could pretty much trump just about fucking everything.
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« Reply #13 on: 14 May 2006, 11:16 »

I agree RE: Pokemon. Except for Mewtwo.

Mewtwo is so fucking badass that you can't leave him out.
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« Reply #14 on: 14 May 2006, 16:43 »

Emo my ass.

Can emo kids make a hammer twirl around their body like an unholy tornado of psychic destruction? No.
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« Reply #15 on: 14 May 2006, 16:48 »

Okay..this may get me assaulted..but fuck Snake. I haven't a clue why he may be in this,save for the occasional Gamecube exclusives.

 Resident Evil has recently been a Nintendo exclusive. An appearance Jill or Leon would be tres' bien. Poo from Earthbound..Conker the Squirrel..the Sonic series has also become an exclusive..I can just imagine the announcer
annoucing Poo. POOOO!
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« Reply #16 on: 14 May 2006, 17:06 »

Yes. Because everyone wants Poo on their Wii.

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Snake is in it because Kojima begged them, from what I can tell. They didn't go to him and ask for Snake, it was quite vice versa and they said 'why not?'
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« Reply #17 on: 14 May 2006, 17:10 »

This looks so cool! I still haven't gotten all the secrets on SSBM, though, and I've had it for like 5 years. I unlocked a stage last night and it was actually the highlight of my weekend.
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« Reply #18 on: 14 May 2006, 18:42 »

Actually, I still never did the leaving-it-on-overnight trick to get Mewtwo.

Marth > all, anyway.

EDIT: I really hope they keep a few of the extra characters (especially Ganondorf) but that they just make them different instead of being slightly slower but more powerful versions of the character they're imitating.
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« Reply #19 on: 14 May 2006, 18:50 »

My friends and I took a couple weeks this semester and did nothing but unlock everything in the game.

The only things we don't have on our save file are a few of the more ridiculously hard trophies.

I hope a SSBM save unlocks some awesome stuff in SSBB. At least some nifty trophies.
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« Reply #20 on: 14 May 2006, 20:11 »

Super-Smash Bros. MADE LAN-parties. I'd bring my N64s and as many controllers as I could find to any computer-based LAN party I went to, and I'll be damned if more people didn't play SSMB with me.

Samus and Link all the way!
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« Reply #21 on: 15 May 2006, 05:53 »

is no one else looking forward to playing online smash bros? that would be freaking awesome! I love testing myself against better players caus i am the best in my area. Hope to see all you on the Wii-net sometime! Cheers, Marke
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« Reply #22 on: 15 May 2006, 07:29 »

Online would be cool, but half the point of Smash Bros is to trash talk the person sitting next to you.  And it's better than trash talking in another fighting game, since you're a fucking pink blob.

Incidentally, Kirby pwns j00

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« Reply #23 on: 15 May 2006, 08:18 »

haha, that's a good point.  I wonder what Kirby will look like when he sucks Snake.

EDIT: That sounds unwholesome.

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« Reply #24 on: 15 May 2006, 08:59 »

zero-clothes

Why don't they just come right out and call it "anime fanboy wank material"?

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« Reply #25 on: 15 May 2006, 09:50 »

Kirby was my first fav char way back to N64; I sucked in getting back on the platform and the flying was easy. Or the "bomb drops".
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« Reply #26 on: 15 May 2006, 10:08 »

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Why don't they just come right out and call it "anime fanboy wank material"?


Though, actually, those clothes aren't the anime fanboy wank material. Iffin you haven't played Zero Mission, there's a part where her armor malfunctions and she's forced to infiltrate a space pirate vessel with nothing but a gun and that spandex suit.

The anime fanboy wank material in that game was a short tank top and very, very short pants.
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« Reply #27 on: 15 May 2006, 11:24 »

"Giefv epix screenshots plx!!11!"
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« Reply #28 on: 15 May 2006, 11:39 »

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This looks so cool! I still haven't gotten all the secrets on SSBM, though, and I've had it for like 5 years. I unlocked a stage last night and it was actually the highlight of my weekend.

...aaaand now the one girl who's posted in this thread logs off in disgust.

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« Reply #29 on: 15 May 2006, 12:02 »

I don't get why people would be upset at new characters.  Sure, maybe you can think of someone that would be cooler or whatever, but new guys is still new guys, and from the looks of it, all the new characters look very fun to play.

I don't care if he SUCKS, I am going to become Metaknight master.

And then fart on people with Wario.
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« Reply #30 on: 15 May 2006, 13:13 »

PIT

COME ON GUYS

His bow breaks into 2 swords. What more do I need to say?

Also, the battle between Pit and Metaknight could be an awesome Good vs Evil scenario. Fun fun fun.
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« Reply #31 on: 15 May 2006, 13:59 »

Or just shoot him with a tranquilizer dart.

But, y'know, your way's probably easier.

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« Reply #32 on: 15 May 2006, 14:11 »

i am excited about everything i saw in that trailer. except maybe Wario, who i never really liked for some reason.
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« Reply #33 on: 15 May 2006, 14:34 »

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When the trailer was loading, it froze as Samus' armour was falling off. She looked very naked in that shot.
Just pointing that out...


Transformation sequences require nudity.  Duh.
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« Reply #34 on: 15 May 2006, 14:45 »

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...aaaand now the one girl who's posted in this thread logs off in disgust.


Yeah basically.

(Although you'd be surprised what it's like to play SSBM with 6 girls and 1 gay guy. And by that I mean my Friday night.)
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« Reply #35 on: 15 May 2006, 15:22 »

Pit is going to kick aaaaassss.

Resident Evil 4 was actually rereleased for PS2..but it's not important..but you are right about the Rare and Microsoft thing..damn.
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« Reply #36 on: 15 May 2006, 22:13 »

I wanna see Pit and Meta Knight too.

But Marth still better come back, or I'm gonna be pissed.
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« Reply #37 on: 15 May 2006, 22:18 »

People who play Marth (or Roy for that matter) suck.

Sword characters in general suck. Too much reach, too cheap. 'cept Metaknight.

Metaknight rocks.
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« Reply #38 on: 15 May 2006, 22:22 »

Whatever, everyone knows Fox was the cheap character.
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« Reply #39 on: 15 May 2006, 22:28 »

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(Although you'd be surprised what it's like to play SSBM with 6 girls and 1 gay guy. And by that I mean my Friday night.)




I've been there (except I'm not gay) and it was very frightening. I thought I was a pretty hardcore competitor back in my day (this makes me feel so old) but these girls were really serious and excited about it, not to mention very drugged too. I have a scar on my scalp from being hit by a flying rumble pack.
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« Reply #40 on: 16 May 2006, 05:18 »

Hmm thats actually not too bad. I was the champ in my area until some punk friend of mine discoverd a "special" secret called the C-Stick. He then proceeded to think he was awesome and used it exclusively with Falco. I still beat him though :D anyone think yoshi is cheap? Cheers, Marke
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« Reply #41 on: 16 May 2006, 05:36 »

I knew a guy who was unbeatable with Jigglypuff.  That's skill.

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« Reply #42 on: 16 May 2006, 06:53 »

I dunno jhocking.. Jigglypuff isn't too good in a big brawl but in a one on one or if she stays out and uses her charge up roll thing she can be deadly. I think almost any character is good except Pichu and Jigglypuff just gets picked on for being annoying and associated with Poke`mon... Cheers, Marke
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« Reply #43 on: 16 May 2006, 07:43 »

yoshi can be very very cheap in a brawl, all stomping, and firing eggs, but worst of all, is if he just keeps rolling back and forth in an egg, that does ludicrous amounts of damage
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« Reply #44 on: 16 May 2006, 08:13 »

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Jigglypuff isn't too good in a big brawl but in a one on one or if she stays out and uses her charge up roll thing she can be deadly.

Jigglypuff does like no damage each attack, but the one killer move is that sleepy song.  This guy could time that move so that, even if you see it coming a mile away, it always freakin puts you to sleep.  Then while you're sleeping he'll just calmly walk over and beat the shit out of you.

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« Reply #45 on: 16 May 2006, 08:18 »

I used Jigglypuff a lot for the single play adventure things, like the one where you face 3 gigantic characters (bowser, ganondorf and mewtwo?). Jiggly has this instakill move when timed VERY right.

Other than that I like Fox, although I don't really master him that well. Still get beaten now and then by my younger brother with Luigi.
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« Reply #46 on: 16 May 2006, 09:02 »

Jigglypuff has always been one of my favorite characters.  Stupid opponents always scoff when I choose him, but as soon as I start putting them to sleep and using the instant kill 'rest' move they start singing a different tune.
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« Reply #47 on: 16 May 2006, 09:03 »

Wait, a discussion of cheap characters and no one mentioned Link?

Seriously, that spin attack does damn good damage and throws you almost half the stage! Plus he can spawn bombs, and use that annoying drop attack where he stabs DIRECTLY INTO YOUR HEAD.

I hate Link in SSBM.

<3 Roy. I agree, used as a button masher, he's cheap, but if taken the time with, Roy can be a powerhouse. Master the timing and throw distance of his Sword's Dance, because it is AWESOME.
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« Reply #48 on: 16 May 2006, 09:43 »

When every single character is labeled as cheap, none of them are cheap.  My fave, Kirby, is frequently labeled as a cheap character.  The only characters that aren't cheap are the ones that suck.

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« Reply #49 on: 16 May 2006, 11:15 »

Fox that cheap and lame? Surely I ain't using him to full extent then : |




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