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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2750 on: 17 Feb 2011, 07:40 »

Yeah, the secret to balding not looking terrible just simply to be aware of it and not resort to combovers. This is especially true since most guys look terrible with a buzzcut or shaved head.
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« Reply #2751 on: 17 Feb 2011, 09:15 »

Holy shit tania



Get in my bed.

seriously i want to eat your neck that is hot GOOD JOB
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« Reply #2752 on: 17 Feb 2011, 09:47 »

Holy shit. I just changed the blade on my razor for the first time in probably more than a month.

How often are you shaving? A month seems like a really long time to go without switching blades. The rule seems to be that you'll get a week per blade if you're shaving everyday.

Also Stephen is right, the best look for a bald dude is confident awareness of the baldness. Own it, man.
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« Reply #2753 on: 17 Feb 2011, 12:57 »

Holy shit tania



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« Reply #2754 on: 17 Feb 2011, 13:32 »

Holy shit. I just changed the blade on my razor for the first time in probably more than a month.

How often are you shaving? A month seems like a really long time to go without switching blades. The rule seems to be that you'll get a week per blade if you're shaving everyday.

Also Stephen is right, the best look for a bald dude is confident awareness of the baldness. Own it, man.
I'm shaving every other day for the most part (if I'm in a big rush or out of town, I use disposables and cream), my beard grows slow enough that I can get away with it as long as I get it really clean looking when I shave. It also only grows along the jawline, goatee area, and the chin/neck for the most part, so it isn't like I'm shaving as much as someone that could grow a lumberjack beard would.

I'm using Wilkinson sword blades, which I've heard some people say are really dull normally, but I haven't had a problem. Maybe I just haven't had what else there is, but I don't cut my face with these, and they get the hair gone.
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« Reply #2755 on: 18 Feb 2011, 15:09 »

I was going to say that Gemm is The Cutest but then Tania posted and now what clearly must happen is a Fight to the Death.
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« Reply #2756 on: 20 Feb 2011, 05:52 »

I just changed the blade on my razor for the first time in probably more than a month.

I got a straight razor for Christmas and that's all I've used since.   Yes, the upkeep on it is more intensive than disposables, but I've found I kind of enjoy the ritual.  Plus, now that I've gotten the hang of it, the parts of my beard that I do shave, i.e., my cheeks and neck, are essentially hairless when I'm done.  I constantly go "Wow, that's smooth".  The fact that I never have to throw away an overpriced disposable blade after a couple of days again really makes me happy.

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« Reply #2757 on: 20 Feb 2011, 13:07 »

I thought you got a proper safety razor, Jens.
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« Reply #2758 on: 20 Feb 2011, 14:15 »

I'm pretty sure he did. You don't change blades on a straight razor.
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« Reply #2759 on: 20 Feb 2011, 14:24 »

You do if it is a disposable straight razor. Ben has one that you change the blades with, because he wasn't sure if he was going to like using a straight razor so he bought this one to test the waters. Also it was cheaper.  Something like this:

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« Reply #2760 on: 20 Feb 2011, 14:26 »

You can get straight razors with disposable blades. If I ever make the jump, that's probably what I plan to get. At least to begin with.

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« Reply #2761 on: 20 Feb 2011, 14:27 »

Huh. I did not know that.
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« Reply #2762 on: 18 Mar 2011, 16:49 »

Just bought a set of clippers and scissors, gonna cut my hair myself. Pray for me, hair thread.

Alternately, any tips for self-hair-cutting?
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« Reply #2763 on: 18 Mar 2011, 16:52 »

Not gonna lie, already thought of that. Great minds think alike, hey?

Also, damaged, deranged, psychotic minds too I guess.
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« Reply #2764 on: 18 Mar 2011, 17:40 »

First get absolutely hammered.

having both given and witnessed some pretty excellent drunken haircuts i got to say this is not actually a bad idea at all
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« Reply #2765 on: 18 Mar 2011, 18:23 »

herp




derp


i gotta stop looking dumb in photos.
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« Reply #2766 on: 18 Mar 2011, 19:34 »

Well it happened sooner than you thought, because those photos don't work!
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« Reply #2767 on: 18 Mar 2011, 19:44 »

oh bhhhhhhhhh oops lemme fix that
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« Reply #2768 on: 18 Mar 2011, 19:47 »

Derp.
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« Reply #2769 on: 18 Mar 2011, 19:49 »

so far the reviews have been "you look like a lesbian from the 60s"
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« Reply #2770 on: 18 Mar 2011, 20:04 »

What's that thing you are wearing on top of your t-shirt?
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« Reply #2771 on: 18 Mar 2011, 20:09 »

its a hoodie i found but the sleeves were too small so i cut them off.
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« Reply #2772 on: 19 Mar 2011, 19:25 »

My friend Annie gave me a haircut!





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« Reply #2773 on: 19 Mar 2011, 19:43 »

Was she drunk?
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« Reply #2774 on: 19 Mar 2011, 20:17 »

because drunk is the only way to give haircuts, obvs


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« Reply #2775 on: 19 Mar 2011, 20:22 »

to be fair we each had a glass of wine beforehand, but i wouldn't say "drunk"
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« Reply #2776 on: 19 Mar 2011, 21:02 »



Lise cut my hair on Friday! She was not drunk, she was at work. I love love love it but it is two days later now and I am having a really hard time styling it so that it sits perfectly and flicks all in the right direction. This makes me very very sad.
I am going to see her again on Wednesday to see what we can do about it.
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« Reply #2777 on: 20 Mar 2011, 06:31 »

YESSS ASYMMETRIC HAIRCUTS FTW
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« Reply #2778 on: 20 Mar 2011, 08:22 »

Lunchy your eyelashes look nice in that picture.   Also your hair.
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« Reply #2779 on: 21 Mar 2011, 09:22 »

I got a haircut. It looks pretty similar to Nick's, except mine was given to me by a funny little Italian man named Angelo who made fun of me. He was drunk as fuck.



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« Reply #2780 on: 21 Mar 2011, 10:08 »

You are adorable
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« Reply #2781 on: 21 Mar 2011, 12:39 »



SHAVE YOUR HEAD! GROW A BEARD!
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« Reply #2782 on: 21 Mar 2011, 12:49 »

considering shaving my head to raise money for this. i wish i had heard of it before today because two days is really not long enough to raise much money... but i kind of want to shave my head anyway to see what it's like. decisions
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« Reply #2783 on: 21 Mar 2011, 13:32 »

My friend shaved her head about a year ago and it was amazing, not only because it was such a big thing to do (she donated a lot of money, and also the hair - and was part of a team with others who did the same thing at the same time) but also because she felt so different. I think girls who shave their heads get an even more extreme reaction than boys, although you'd better ask the other MaiMoo about that one.
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« Reply #2784 on: 21 Mar 2011, 13:33 »

Oh also yea do it.
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« Reply #2785 on: 21 Mar 2011, 16:21 »

I got a haircut. It looks pretty similar to Nick's, except mine was given to me by a funny little Italian man named Angelo who made fun of me. He was drunk as fuck.

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« Reply #2786 on: 21 Mar 2011, 17:24 »

Imma just go ahead and say that most girls have to be really very pretty to be able to pull off a shaved head. Maiada was not necessarily one of them. Make sure you have a really well shaped skull before you do that. Just saying.
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« Reply #2787 on: 21 Mar 2011, 21:17 »

Most ladies I've seen with shaved heads have looked pretty good, providing they wear it confidently. Some of them didn't even have cancer!
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« Reply #2788 on: 21 Mar 2011, 22:17 »

It's not the best picture, but I got my hair cut for the first time in six months, going from this:



To this:


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« Reply #2789 on: 21 Mar 2011, 23:16 »

Well done!
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« Reply #2790 on: 22 Mar 2011, 01:17 »

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« Reply #2791 on: 22 Mar 2011, 01:28 »

Ladies with shaved heads are awesome.

Nope.
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« Reply #2792 on: 22 Mar 2011, 02:57 »

Depends on the lady. Short, inescapably feminine girls with shaved heads and chunky face metal and boypants and muscle shirts trying to be otherwise butch is something I find pretty damn hot. Also adorable.
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Re: Hair Advice!!! (NOW WITH RULESSS)
« Reply #2793 on: 22 Mar 2011, 08:32 »

Ladies with shaved heads either look awesome or they grow it the fuck back.

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« Reply #2794 on: 22 Mar 2011, 09:55 »

i decided to skip the shaved head for now cos i don't know where i'll be working this summer and like the vain bitch i am, i rather like the stupid overpriced haircut i only just got last month. instead i am gonna support my friend who's doing it with a $20 pledge or something.

the hospital is doing it again in may so maybe i'll consider it again then, i'll have a more concrete job situation and i figure by then my hair's gonna be a scraggly unkempt mess anyway.
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« Reply #2795 on: 22 Mar 2011, 10:49 »

It's not the best picture, but I got my hair cut for the first time in six months, going from this:

To this:
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I'd say Tania could probably pull off the shaved head thing. Just going by the pictures of her with that really short hair. My memory could be off, though.
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« Reply #2796 on: 22 Mar 2011, 11:05 »

well i mean if i did it it'd be primarily to raise funds for cancer research so like, that would kind of be the driving force and main concern rather than the vanity/attractiveness thing
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« Reply #2797 on: 22 Mar 2011, 13:50 »

Holy shit Ryan A+ haircut
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« Reply #2798 on: 22 Mar 2011, 14:30 »

yeah that second photo is definitely one of the best looking photos that have been posted on this forum in a while
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« Reply #2799 on: 22 Mar 2011, 14:33 »

Can I do this guys.

Can I?

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