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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #750 on: 28 Feb 2008, 13:59 »

The ceiling cows rock.

Christ, it's like you people WANT me to start going to 4chan again.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #751 on: 28 Feb 2008, 14:05 »

NOOOOOOO! DON'T DO IT!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #752 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:24 »

Hi. I am new.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #753 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:43 »

If you're new, you should start a thread in "Hi, I'm New". It will be very exciting.

Anyway, I got a new camera a couple of weeks ago, and finally got off my lazy ass and installed the software and jazz on my computer --so yay! It's been awhile since I posted a pic, so here's the most recent one ever (like taken an hour ago...)

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #754 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:46 »

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Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #755 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:48 »

Me? I'm in a dorm room on a loft. Hence all of the cinderblock.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #756 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:49 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #757 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:52 »

Sorry for all the pictures on one page. I just thought this was fun. Good for me too(trying to get less insecure without this cosmetics crap)this was taken for a before/after make-up challenge I participated in for a website. So I figured I'd toss it up here. That's right -gasp- I'm generally somewhat picky about people seeing me without make-up but I've decided that that is stupid.

Anyhow.

Why is it that girls look so beautiful without make up, and beautiful with makeup, but midway through it's soo bad?

Ahaha I have a few here, so wait through my vanity and silly faces(because serious faces seemed weird).

With Make-up:



Make-up half washed off:


No make-up:



Overall, I'm pretty happy with how my face has been lately. I'm finally starting to take care of my skin and it's slowly getting better.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #758 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:55 »

Drill King,
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #759 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:55 »



I was at the Children's Museum in Boston a few weeks ago.  Here's me with my daughter and godson. 

Also, BUBBLES!!!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #760 on: 28 Feb 2008, 15:58 »

Penisbear,


Drill King, you ruined it! But you are pretty. With and without make-up.

edit: after typing this 2 more people ruined it!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #761 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:03 »

Okay, here's me being a huge newb.

But what is with the <insert bold name>, and ruining things? I feel very ignorant.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #762 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:06 »

The bold name is basically people calling you sexy.
Not you in particular, whoever the name in bold and previous to the comma belongs to.
Ruining "it" is the beautiful love going on between Dom, and Penisbear,
It's specific to this time, obviously.


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Photos for the photothread?

Yes, when you're procrastinating on homework due the next day.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #763 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:09 »

Gosh, that's actually a really cute idea. It's far less creepy and sorta fun, I feel much better now that I understand it though(I was a little hesitant to ask).

Also, I am sorry for the love ruining, can I fix it?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #764 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:45 »

It's okay Drill King!

new page, new pic:

same night!

Edit: Looking at that picture again, I noticed that if you look closely, you can see the reason why I got so fucking drunk that night: I was constantly drinking two beers at the same time, as fast as you'd normally drink one beer.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #765 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:47 »

Goddamnit each and every time you post a pic, I am positively certain that Steven Wilson just got a haircut and signed up here. It's uncanny!

(Which is btw. a thinly-veiled, slightly homoerotic compliment, considering the enormous idolisation I heap upon the guy..)

EDIT: Oh, and Drill King. You are a very, very beautiful girl, so you might as well save yourself the time and bother of putting on makeup, as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #766 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:53 »

Well.. Gosh there's a compliment if I've ever heard one, thank you. Generally it only takes me about five minutes, if that. My skin hasn't always been this nice, however I'm trying to go with it less and less, it's still nice to put it on once in a while.

Makes a gal feel.. tingly and special =P
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #767 on: 28 Feb 2008, 16:55 »

Now that you mention it, he really wears almost exactly the same glasses.

I like Porcupine Tree, so... thanks!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #768 on: 28 Feb 2008, 17:14 »

I admit to seeing the resemblance as well.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #769 on: 28 Feb 2008, 18:10 »

More pictures, gosh darn it! Else I shall be obligated to... and I do so dread it... 'get crazy on yo' asses'.



yes, I need to stop recycling old pictures. no, I can't find my camera. stop nagging me, me!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #770 on: 28 Feb 2008, 19:25 »

Another gig, another t-shirt.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #771 on: 28 Feb 2008, 20:31 »

It's far less creepy

It's actually way more creepy when you know what the text following the comma is supposed to be.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #772 on: 28 Feb 2008, 21:19 »

I didn't plan for this, but this photo does a rather good job of showing just how shitty my eyes are:



Pay attention to my left eye. Notice how far the glasses displace the line of my face?

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #773 on: 28 Feb 2008, 21:28 »

You look great, Joe.

You lose some weight? Your face looks leaner.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #774 on: 28 Feb 2008, 21:34 »

You lose some weight? Your face looks leaner.
Leaner? I'm having a hard time imagining looking any skinnier than I did in NYC (which was pretty much as skinny as I've always been.) I mean, I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 155 pounds, and this is after gaining a tiny amount of weight.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #775 on: 28 Feb 2008, 21:44 »

Might just be the angle/lighting.

Regardless, you look good dude. Keep it up.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #776 on: 28 Feb 2008, 22:40 »

Yeah some bars refuse to mix certain drinks that they know will get people really drunk really fast but they'll still sell you the 2+ shots separately, it seems.
Yes, I had this problem ordering a boilermaker at my regular bar once. They were like "we don't do that here" and I was like, but you give out shots of whiskey and beer do you not?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #777 on: 28 Feb 2008, 23:53 »

dennis, I hate to share, but it is just the type of you that we bar staff piss in the drinks of.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #778 on: 29 Feb 2008, 01:44 »

If you're new, you should start a thread in "Hi, I'm New".

Come on now, don't be mean.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #779 on: 29 Feb 2008, 02:33 »



Jack Osbourne
Napoleon Dynamite
Bob Ross
Jonah Hill

Seriously. I've heard them all. So you might think you're funny, "LOL!!!1111111onehundred" by saying that, or hot-linking to pictures of said white-guys with afros/curly hair.

But really? It's been done. To death.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #780 on: 29 Feb 2008, 04:19 »

I'm willing to bet this is a picture you haven't seen.

It's me circa 1981.
Which makes me old enough to be your father.
Ummm...
Has your mother ever been to the Hampton Roads area of Virginia?
No reason for asking....really...
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #781 on: 29 Feb 2008, 04:21 »

I... Passivetheory, did you post an unflattering picture so you could point out that people make fun of you for having a silly haircut and to be a prick about it? Is that seriously what you've just done? Most people aren't that fucking rude around here, except maybe Kieffer or Chuck and they haven't been around much nor do they come into this thread. Stop being a super defensive jerk.

Nice bass by the way (I know nothing about basses but it looks alright).
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #782 on: 29 Feb 2008, 04:34 »

Jimmy, are you picking on who could in THEORY  be my long lost son?
Are you?
Don't make me come over there.
Because then I'd have to get a passport and I'm lazy and don't feel like getting up right now.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #783 on: 29 Feb 2008, 04:47 »

I'm not picking on anyone (ok maybe a little, the haircut remark was a cheapshot) but seriously, if you think people are going to make fun of you for posting a particular picture of yourself then don't post it, it's just that simple. And if you don't care enough about people taking shots at you because of the obvious bad choices you've made and post the picture anyway then don't get defensive about it. It's pretty obvious that you're really insecure about it.

For the record I don't think the dude looks like any of the people he listed. Passivetheory, you just look like a dude, though admittedly I don't agree with your haircut.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #784 on: 29 Feb 2008, 05:07 »

Glad to hear you're not (entirely) picking on him.
I mean if you consider all the time, effort, and money it'd take for me to get to Aussieland just so you could kick my ass for an imagined slight to a complete stranger...I mean...it sounds kinda silly doesn't it?
Oh, and PassiveTheory? That post really did seem way too defensive. You should have had it ready and waiting as an instant reply to the first person who commented that you looked like one of the people you listed.


The Hell? Why am I suddenly posting? I'm a lurker dammit!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #785 on: 29 Feb 2008, 06:05 »

CardinalFang you seriously look like a good friend of mine. More like him than his brother, even.

By chance, do you have any relatives in California?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #786 on: 29 Feb 2008, 06:06 »


I got a haircut this afternoon, so I thought I'd share. Getting out of the blanket first was too much effort.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #787 on: 29 Feb 2008, 07:29 »

Picture and anger

Dude, you look like that dude from Superbad!
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #788 on: 29 Feb 2008, 07:53 »

Aw, hell. I'll get on the photo bandwagon, too. 


I know, I'm a hideous one.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #789 on: 29 Feb 2008, 07:54 »

Yeah, actually, I was gonna go with Jonah Hill. He's not entirely wrong on being pre-emptive. But it's still lame to post a picture only so you can defensive about it.
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« Reply #790 on: 29 Feb 2008, 08:06 »

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #791 on: 29 Feb 2008, 09:08 »

CardinalFang you seriously look like a good friend of mine. More like him than his brother, even.

By chance, do you have any relatives in California?
To the best of my knowledge I don't have any relatives in California. Then again I am remarkably bad about keeping up with non-immediate family members. I'm also bad about keeping up with immediate family members too.
Anyway, here's a rarity. A more contemporary photo of me. In this photo I am 26 years older and 50 pounds heavier.This was taken last March on the ferry to Block Island, RI. I am obviously quite pleased to have hot chocolate.

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #792 on: 29 Feb 2008, 09:13 »

Fuck, man. Eric looks like everybody! In that picture, you look like you could pass for my old high school friend Adam in about twenty years.

What I'm trying to say is, how the fuck many women did you knock up in your prime?
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #793 on: 29 Feb 2008, 09:13 »

i'm going to be honest, i think this is probably the best picture of me ever taken - denver, colorado

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #794 on: 29 Feb 2008, 09:37 »

What I'm trying to say is, how the fuck many women did you knock up in your prime?

I'm not saying but is it so wrong to try and ensure a wide pool of possible organ donors for my later years?
Is it?

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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #795 on: 29 Feb 2008, 12:15 »

Oh look its me!

Another picture from that concert. I played in socks.


Aaaaaand here's me again! From Chicago last summer. (its a public link)
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #796 on: 29 Feb 2008, 13:25 »

That picture of Cassie is so awesome.
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #797 on: 29 Feb 2008, 14:26 »

Jolijn person,
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Re: Photowhores Unite thread
« Reply #798 on: 29 Feb 2008, 15:40 »

Being defensive beats being gullible.
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« Reply #799 on: 29 Feb 2008, 16:47 »

You're not fooling anybody, sugar.
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