Jeph Jacques's comics discussion forums

  • 26 Nov 2021, 15:31
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: I got 42 bucks if someone can give me a ride (Jamaica trip)  (Read 6367 times)

Indifferent Clox

  • Guest

Problem is it is Jamaican money and is equal to about 45 cents.


Anyway, Going to Jamaica next month for this mission trip help me come up with ways of smoking pot without getting caught.
Logged

Joseph

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,916

Febreze
Logged

Indifferent Clox

  • Guest

Good start. Classy. But wrong. Let's try again. This must involve clever word play, stealth ninja skills, all while being stoned on Jamaican herb.
Logged

Cam

  • Larger than most fish
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 120

Have sex with a thirteen year old boy while you smoke out.  If you get caught, they won't even notice you throwing away the roach as long as you keep banging away at the kid.  Bonus points for wearing a priest outfit or clown suit. 
Logged

Hat

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,628
  • bang bang a suckah MC shot me down

clever word play, stealth ninja skills, all while being stoned on Jamaican herb.

I am not certain we are talking about the same Jamaican herb here
Logged
Quote from: Emilio
power metal set in the present is basically crunk

tommydski

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,064
    • Pocket Jury

Why not use this opportunity to quit?

You're not a teenager any more. Time to move forward maybe?
Logged
Quote from: Ozymandias
One minute we're playing Mario Kart, the next my penis is in your mouth - it just happens.

Indifferent Clox

  • Guest

Yeah, I'm gonna go to Jamaica and not smoke weed. Dude. I haven't smoked in two months, but if I go to Jamaica I def. want to smoke.

Thanks for your help though, I don't intend on becoming Pete Doherty. I only occasionally use drugs. I usually use Idosers.
Logged

valley_parade

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,320

Jen came back from Jamaica last month, maybe she could help you out.
« Last Edit: 02 Feb 2008, 07:11 by valley_parade »
Logged
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

valley_parade

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,320

*facedesk*

Thanks, Sam. (sorry girls)
Logged
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

Lines

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,330

For some reason the combination of a mission trip and smoking weed just doesn't make sense to me.
Logged
:grumpypuss: :grumpypuss: :grumpypuss:

valley_parade

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,320

The foreign exhange kid got deported for doing exactly that, freshman year of high school.

We were glad. We played Counter-Strike after school a lot and he was WAY TOO GOOD.
Logged
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

Nodaisho

  • Vulcan 3-D Chess Master
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,738

For some reason the combination of a mission trip and smoking weed just doesn't make sense to me.
Why not? Jesus was a hippy.
Logged
I took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots

valley_parade

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,320

Quote from: Fat Mike
Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippy
He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice T
Logged
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

Nodaisho

  • Vulcan 3-D Chess Master
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,738

Of course he wasn't white, he was middle eastern. Why the hell do people keep saying he was black?
Logged
I took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots

valley_parade

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,320

It's just a fucking NOFX song, man.
Logged
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

Nodaisho

  • Vulcan 3-D Chess Master
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,738

Then why did it say fat mike?
Logged
I took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots

valley_parade

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,320

?
« Last Edit: 02 Feb 2008, 09:46 by valley_parade »
Logged
Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

Nodaisho

  • Vulcan 3-D Chess Master
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,738

Oh. I have no idea who NOFX are, actually. I really shouldn't post in this state.
Logged
I took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots

tommydski

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,064
    • Pocket Jury

Took the words out of my mouth.
Logged
Quote from: Ozymandias
One minute we're playing Mario Kart, the next my penis is in your mouth - it just happens.

Indifferent Clox

  • Guest

I am a) not really a Christian I'm going for the medical and relief aspect
b) don't think the bible ever condemns* the use of marijuana and have had firm convictions on this since I actually was in preaching school and shit.

Tottally different place now, don't really want to get into religion.



*Lol brain fart.
« Last Edit: 02 Feb 2008, 12:47 by Indifferent Clox »
Logged

Hat

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,628
  • bang bang a suckah MC shot me down

I am invoking the Montoya Principle here on the word "condones'



I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Either that or maybe you could express yourself a great deal more clearly!
« Last Edit: 02 Feb 2008, 12:47 by Hat »
Logged
Quote from: Emilio
power metal set in the present is basically crunk

Indifferent Clox

  • Guest

LOL love Princess Bride

Yeah, fixed lol.
Logged

Lines

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,330

Why not? Jesus was a hippy.

I didn't say anything about religious reasons for going, just that going to another country to help people and then getting high don't make sense. I didn't say it as a "tsk tsk, for shame" it's just a "huh?" Maybe it's because I don't do drugs, but still.

I do know some people who went to Jamaica on missions trips, and they enjoyed it immensely, but they don't smoke pot, so I don't know how to go about doing that.
Logged
:grumpypuss: :grumpypuss: :grumpypuss:

Oli

  • Beyond Thunderdome
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 571

Try to smuggle some back into America.

When you get caught and sent to prison we promise we will write.
Logged

Oli

  • Beyond Thunderdome
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 571

(we won't write)
Logged

michaelicious

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,610

Thanks for your help though, I don't intend on becoming Pete Doherty. I only occasionally use drugs. I usually use Idosers.

If you look past the drug stuff, Pete Doherty is actually kind of a nice guy. He rescued a three-legged hedgehog and named it Mrs Tiggywinkle! As far as I am concerned, he can make as much terrible music and inject as much heroin into unconscious girls as he wants now.
Logged

E. Spaceman

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,729
  • The Sonics The Sonics The Sonics The Sonics

he also makes his cat smoke crack though.
What the fuck is wrong witrh pete doherty
Logged
Quote
[20:29] Quietus: Haha oh shit Morbid Anal Fog
[20:29] Quietus: I had forgotten about them

Nodaisho

  • Vulcan 3-D Chess Master
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,738

Why not? Jesus was a hippy.

I didn't say anything about religious reasons for going, just that going to another country to help people and then getting high don't make sense. I didn't say it as a "tsk tsk, for shame" it's just a "huh?" Maybe it's because I don't do drugs, but still.

I do know some people who went to Jamaica on missions trips, and they enjoyed it immensely, but they don't smoke pot, so I don't know how to go about doing that.
oh... right. I just assumed it was a religious thing, someone from my church just got back from Jamaica.
Logged
I took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots

Liz


It makes me sad that a thread like this even exists.
Logged
Quote from: John
Liz is touching me.
Quote from: Bryan
Fuck you, I want him so bad.

ruyi

  • Asleep in the boner patch
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 766

you were in seminary school?
Logged

mberan42

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,195
  • Fry... You're my friend...

It makes me sad that a thread like this even exists.
Logged
My parents were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?!

Blue Kitty

  • WoW gold miner on break
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6,982
    • Twitter
Logged

Indifferent Clox

  • Guest

you were in seminary school?

I went to Heritage Christian University FKA International Bible College

It's a preaching School for Church Of Christ preachers. This was 3 years ago.
Logged

CmonMiracle

  • Guest

Jen came back from Jamaica last month, maybe she could help you out.

WHAT DID THIS SAY BEFORE.
Logged

Indifferent Clox

  • Guest

I do believe there was no comma prior to the editing.

Simple typo is all, no need for caps.

You want some weed? Weed always makes me type in lower case.
Logged

Johnny C

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,039
  • i wanna be yr slide dog
    • I AM A WHORE FOR MY OWN MUSIC

Jen came back from Jamaica last month, which is a shame cause she's SUCH A BITCH.
Logged
[02:12] yuniorpocalypse: let's talk about girls
[02:12] Thug In Kitchen: nooo

est

  • this is a test
  • Admin emeritus
  • Older than Moses
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,294
  • V O L L E Y B A L L

Why do people even respond to posts like this?

Indifferent Clox has been banned for being an obvious troll.

I mean, seriously.
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up