Topic: Forum Dictator 2008! (Read 37019 times)

valley_parade · « **Reply #50 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:30 »

Will my Lt. Colonel position (as appointed by Jon) stick with the alliance?

FUCKING REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.

Animal Mother · « **Reply #51 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:31 »

What the hell is happening here? I'm gonna frag every last mother-humping person in this damn thread.

Slick · « **Reply #52 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:32 »

Fidel is stepping down! All things end in time! Cuba, nay, the Americas are better for having had his rule for so long!

valley_parade · « **Reply #53 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:32 »

It's too bad Raul Castro is a supposed drunk.

Gabbly · « **Reply #54 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:34 »

HEY GUYS I THINK SLICK IS REALLY KIND OF COOL.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL ARGUING ABOUT ANYWAYS?

Lines · « **Reply #55 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:34 »

Gabby, you are one of the most unreliable things on the planet. Be quiet.

Quote from: Animal Mother on 19 Feb 2008, 11:31

What the hell is happening here? I'm gonna frag every last mother-humping person in this damn thread.

You are hereby banished from this territory. You will sit on the margin of this epic battle and when it's over you will suffer the consequences of the losing side (Slick). Hopefully this includes beheading. There's nothing better for morale than a beheading on a nice, sunny day.

calenlass · « **Reply #56 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:35 »

So um... who wants to come sit over here in this field and smoke some weed with me? I was thinking of maybe picking some daisies and making a flower chain out of them.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #57 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:36 »

I know this would probably be better in the hair advice thread, but I was thinking of maybe getting rid of my sideburns and growing out my moustache. Nothing fancy, just a little square thing under the nose.

Also, I have decided to quit smoking and have just bought an alsatian.

Slick · « **Reply #58 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:36 »

NEVER

0bsessions · « **Reply #59 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:36 »

Quote from: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:34

HEY GUYS I THINK SLICK IS REALLY KIND OF COOL.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL ARGUING ABOUT ANYWAYS?

THAT IS IT!!!

First order of business: conquer Gabbly and submit it to our whims.

Considering yelley and myself are presently already high ranking Gabblers and Slick is nowhere to be seen at the moment: mission accomplished.

Gabbly · « **Reply #60 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:36 »

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:34

Gabbly fuck off this is serious businesses.

HAH WHEN YOU SAY FUCK OFF IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN YOUR MOM SAID IT.
LAST NIGHT.
IN BED.
WITH YOUR FATHER.

valley_parade · « **Reply #61 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:38 »

MY PARENTS ARE GODDAMNED DIVORCED, GABBLY.

jhocking · « **Reply #62 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:38 »

That was an odd insult.

Gabbly · « **Reply #63 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:39 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:38

MY PARENTS ARE GODDAMNED DIVORCED, GABBLY.

NOW YOU KNOW WHY

valley_parade · « **Reply #64 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:39 »

FIGHT YOU, TINY CHAT WINDOW.

Gabbly · « **Reply #65 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:41 »

I DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
BECAUSE I FOUGHT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT.
IN THE GROCERY STORE.
AFTER MAKING AN INAPROPRIATE JOKE ABOUT YOU.

valley_parade · « **Reply #66 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:42 »

FIGHT YOU ANYWAY

Slick · « **Reply #67 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:43 »

Do you now all see what strife you have brought to the land? Safety under my rule is the only sane option left to us.
Surrender your arms, and come back to your mother-forum. She is forgiving, and will not detain you long for you disobedience.

valley_parade · « **Reply #68 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:43 »

FIGHT YOU TOO, BUDDY.

Slick · « **Reply #69 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:44 »

Shane come back to me, come back to me, don't you miss the old days?
Take a position in my cabinet, help me fix the world, don't help the others ruin it!

Gabbly · « **Reply #70 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:45 »

AND I KNOW WHAT 'POSITION' IN HIS 'CABINET' HE MEANS FOR THAT!

yelley · « **Reply #71 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:45 »

THE MOTHER FORUM IS WHAT BROUGHT US THIS ORIGINAL THREAD. SEE WHERE YOUR MOTHER FORUM HAS LED US?

Gabbly · « **Reply #72 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:45 »

Quote from: Gabbly on 19 Feb 2008, 11:45

AND I KNOW WHAT 'POSITION' IN HIS 'CABINET' HE MEANS FOR THAT!

LOLLOLOLOLOL

valley_parade · « **Reply #73 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:46 »

I don't.

You can consider that mix tape thrown away, sir. Thrown away.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #74 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:46 »

I'm going to have to say that while it pains me grievously to see the forums fall into such disarray, there is hope my fellow forumites! And that is the rule of Slick and his labor party, of which I shall declare myself in the post of the Eye within the Head of government, all hail our brave Leader!

Seriously, the choice is all too easy to make, freedoms for stability, voices silenced for your children's safety. Give in to us.

valley_parade · « **Reply #75 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:47 »

DON'T DO IT PHIL!!!!

Slick · « **Reply #76 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:48 »

We are your future, we are your hope, we are you light, and we are the only way to save what you love.
Give in and relax, let us take care of you.

Shane, Phil sees the sense in what we are doing. You should chose the right side before the end.

valley_parade · « **Reply #77 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:48 »

Relaxing is for pussies.

Gabbly · « **Reply #78 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:49 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 19 Feb 2008, 11:48

Relaxing is for pussies.

NOT YOUR MOTHER'S.
LAST NIGHT.
WHEN I WAS OVER.

valley_parade · « **Reply #79 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:49 »

GIVE IT A BREAK, GABBLY.

Gabbly · « **Reply #80 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:51 »

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

yelley · « **Reply #81 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:51 »

PHIL NOOOOOOOOOO. AND I THOUGHT YOU HAD SUCH POTENTIAL...

Slick · « **Reply #82 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:52 »

Daneille, he still does, and so do you. Join him, and everything you've ever done won't have been in vain.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #83 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:54 »

Indeed, now am I only realizing my true potential in my new position. Don't you all see? I am now part of the voice of the people, unity is strength! Once we get rid of all the dissenters we will have stability and peace like no other in the history of this forum!

yelley · « **Reply #84 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:54 »

ew, if you're going to call me danielle, at least spell it right.

p.s. the only people that call me danielle are people that i HATE. I TAKE BACK MY MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, SLICK.

Slick · « **Reply #85 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:57 »

The marriage was a lie to begin with, and you know it. You only wanted my power, and I offered you that.

The offer still stands, though. You are welcome and needed in the new government.

jhocking · « **Reply #86 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 11:58 »

GASP ITS THE PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET

öde · « **Reply #87 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:00 »

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Feb 2008, 11:46

Actually, this sounds like a great idea. Let's just sit in a bed of flowers, and like... Be aware.

Wait, what if we all hold hands? I mean everyone?

yelley · « **Reply #88 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:01 »

I HAVE NO NEED OF YOUR POWER. AS GRAND ADMIRAL OF THE CAT FLEET I HAVE ALL THE POWER I NEED. THE POWER TO OVERTHROW YOUR REGIME OF RIDICLOUSNESS.

Slick · « **Reply #89 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:03 »

Yelley, your cats were mostly destroyed in harbor by a sneak attack my Japanese allies. Your fleet is in shambles and your prospects are bleak, to say the least.

Join me now, before the offer is rescinded.

calenlass · « **Reply #90 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:05 »

Guys I am really fucking happy right now.

I found a clover in the daisies! It had four leafy bits on it! I think this means it is lucky, right guys? I am so happy about this clover. I looks pretty silly because my daisy crown is pretty sweet but then there is this clover that is like sticking straight up and kindof right in the middle of my forehead and I think I might want to find another one because th clover is sad all by istelfs in my daisy crown.

Lines · « **Reply #91 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:05 »

I have gratefully accepted the position of Marshall of the Air Force. My calvary has replaced their horses for stealth bombers. The dreaded Slick will not be spared.

yelley · « **Reply #92 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:06 »

NIHONJIN WA WATASHI NO TOMODACHI DESU. WATASHITACHI WA SLICK GA KIRAI DESU.

man, don't even try and pretend like the japanese are on your side.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #93 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:08 »

Dude, We gave them China, you are now a dissident among their ranks. You will not be spared of the cleansing

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #94 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:11 »

Reporting for duty in the cat army yelley ma'am, and I bring with me my legion of new people. They may be little more then canon fodder, but they are many while Slick is but one.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #95 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:12 »

Slick has the true support of the people! They may be silent, but they are strong! The dissenters are few and far between, not to mention godless.

0bsessions · « **Reply #96 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:12 »

Cats are the Navy, BK. The Army is comprised of ninjas and our Air Force is helmed by mighty Sky Pirates.

Our cause is so righteous that ninjas and pirates will fight together!

calenlass · « **Reply #97 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:14 »

How did you get pirates to fight for you, anyway? Last time I checked we were only in it for personal gain.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #98 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:15 »

leaner air-shipping laws

muteKi · « **Reply #99 on:** 19 Feb 2008, 12:15 »

You all go ahead and plan your taking of power.

I will wait...

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