Topic: Favourite QC Quote? (Read 117856 times)

Apple Pie · « **on:** 28 Mar 2008, 17:32 »

I post because the other day I had to resist the urge to yell out "LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT MY ARSE AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY". Not because I particularly think my arse is pretty, just because that particular QC quote made me giggle. (But none of my friends would have understood, so I didn't bother...heh.)

Anyway.

Your favourite QC quotes?

Marfo · « **Reply #1 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 19:08 »

"NIETZSCHE IS DEAD!"

BECAUSE ITS TRUE.

qtownstegy · « **Reply #2 on:** 28 Mar 2008, 22:57 »

Pintsize: It's just tomato sauce, and I don't explode cats. It's way too difficult to coax them into the microwave.

True dat!

Janny · « **Reply #3 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 02:31 »

There are many many I love, but I'll settle for when Marten and Steve encountered the VespAvenger:
"She's coming around for another pass! Do we Fight, use and Item or Run?" (I love it when people think like in a video game)

And Faye's "There are no save points when it comes to ladies, honey."

improbability driver · « **Reply #4 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 13:47 »

"I've fucked corpses warmer than you!"

Instant favorite. It's especially fun to use on friends in public.

Chazbot · « **Reply #5 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 14:00 »

Pintsize: "My Limit Break involves a moose, the demon Baphomet, and a Kuiper Belt object. It takes four hours and you can't skip any of the cutscenes"

It's that or Steve's use of the phrase "one man good-time revue"

MrSteevo · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 14:09 »

"I'll take the Plastic motherf*cker, I have skills with the plastic motherf*cker. SKILLS."

Pure awesome drunk rambling.

Apple Pie · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 Mar 2008, 18:59 »

Tee hee: just read this one.

"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I just...tripped over my gigantic wang. Happens all the time. Damn thing's like a milicious ball python."
"But...your pants are zipped up."
"I know. It coils around my ankle if I don't pay attention. Very malicious."

Moosehp · « **Reply #8 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 22:16 »

Toss up between:

"I need to learn some new profanity, 'cause the old standards aren't cutting in this situation" -- Marten Reed

"I'll murder you so hard you'll die from it." -- Raven Pritchard

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. -- Dora Bianchi

Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future -- Marten Reed

Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot NOW. -- Faye Whitaker

Alex Tyren · « **Reply #9 on:** 30 Mar 2008, 23:27 »

Dora: We should give [Argument Guy] some kind of member-discount card.

Faye: Hah! "Ten drinks and your next one is go fuck yourself!"

Muskrat121 · « **Reply #10 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 08:25 »

Pintsize: "I am the kind of breasts! Rrrawr!!" just because it was so damn random.

hugah · « **Reply #11 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 08:29 »

EURGH!
love it when Pintsize says he's going to rub his pube-beard on everyone, but can't remember the direct Quote nor can be arsed to look it up...

Kyros · « **Reply #12 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 08:33 »

Faye - "Go...Eat..A..COOKIE"

Faye - "That was like the test of the Mom Jabbar"

Marten - "See that girl over there? She's the DEVIL"
Dora - "Why? Cause she ordered a Latte?"

Lots more I can't think of right now.

Alphalpha · « **Reply #13 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 14:34 »

"I am the underwear ninja!"

My most favourite strip ever.

Blackcat Moebius · « **Reply #14 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 18:37 »

Dora - There were a couple, but I murdered them.

Marten - I may have a fractured skull, but my point is proven!

Faye- I'm not saying I ever want to do that, but if I did I would take your skinny ass out.

(Most of the good quotes in QC require context).

PassiveTheory · « **Reply #15 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 19:22 »

Marten - "What the hell ass balls!?"

People still give me looks for exclaiming that.

JebusWhy · « **Reply #16 on:** 31 Mar 2008, 21:30 »

oh come on people, it's totally this one:
Mr. Reed: YOUR MOM is Veronica Vance? Holy shit kid, I musta whacked it to your mom's pictures a million friggin' times!...That...that was prob'ly too much information, huh.
Marten: It's okay. Your daughter has put my penis in her mouth.
I don't think I ever laughed so hard at any other comic!

waterloosunset · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 11:17 »

we're not emo hobos. it's emotional hobocore

ThePQ4 · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 11:51 »

My favorite quote is actually from VERY EARLY in the archives after Pintsize eats the cake batter and Marten threatens to have wanted to cook him, and he says: "I would taste delicious!"
Favorite. Quote. Ever. It still makes me laugh every time see it.

Irewild · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 12:43 »

Faye: "Go...eat...a COOKIE!"

Pintsize: "The Quakers were masters of siege warfare."

Cheleg · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 12:53 »

Faye: "You know what I really hate?"
Marten: "Mm?"
Faye: "When you're pooping and it burns and you know you'll have to wipe like 40 times to get clean."

See here: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=17
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Pintsize: "My Limit Break involves a moose, the demon Baphomet, and a Kuiper Belt object. It takes four hours and you can't skip any of the cutscenes"

See here: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=707

waterloosunset · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 14:05 »

Faye: Well....I do enjoy it when my bottom causes major property damage"

Pintsize: "Fire, Filth and Destruction? Clearly we are going to make great neighbours"

Ellen: "well, deflowering is one of Steve's few marketable skills"
Pintsize: "I'm good at deforestation"

as it happens, I'm rereading the whole series, so stumbling across loads of great, forgotten lines

Oreo of Doom · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 21:35 »

Raven: "I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack."

Fledermen64 · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 Apr 2008, 22:45 »

Everythings ruined forever!

Glorfindel · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 01:08 »

Quote from: JebusWhy on 31 Mar 2008, 21:30

oh come on people, it's totally this one:
Mr. Reed: YOUR MOM is Veronica Vance? Holy shit kid, I musta whacked it to your mom's pictures a million friggin' times!...That...that was prob'ly too much information, huh.
Marten: It's okay. Your daughter has put my penis in her mouth.
I don't think I ever laughed so hard at any other comic!

YES! BEST. LINE. EVER!

That's worth some form of award on its own.

C-Rex · « **Reply #25 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 12:46 »

Quote from: hugah on 31 Mar 2008, 08:29

EURGH!
love it when Pintsize says he's going to rub his pube-beard on everyone, but can't remember the direct Quote nor can be arsed to look it up...

It's "Robot Fidel Castro will rub his pube-beard all over your ignorant capitalist faces!"

Seen here: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=832

mickil132 · « **Reply #26 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 13:21 »

My favorite is one of the first 20 strips and my friends and I still make jokes about it...

Marten: One of the core tenets of my sex life is "No poo-poo on the pee-pee"

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=18

Rocketman · « **Reply #27 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 19:13 »

"Your problems are utterly alien to me. It's like a bear complaining to a shark that its knees hurt."

perilsofrosella · « **Reply #28 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 21:58 »

"He's like an incontinent kitten. Adorable, but you don't want it on top of you."

Gall_4185 · « **Reply #29 on:** 03 Apr 2008, 22:36 »

" 'Liquid testicles' does not have the same ring to it as 'liquid courage' "

"Okay,either I'm having my first wet dream in ten years,or Pintsize put some LSD in my cheerios this morning"

reinah · « **Reply #30 on:** 04 Apr 2008, 09:37 »

"Just go out and bang some dude" is one of the phrases you will never hear a psychiatrist say. Other such phrases include "I think the heroin is doing you a lot of good," and "jesus, no WONDER your mother never loved you."

Lildaani · « **Reply #31 on:** 06 Apr 2008, 23:04 »

This thread is a couple days old, but I had to add:

"Gasp! It is a Bra Pirate! The nemesis of all Underwear Ninja!" "Faye: Avast, ninja scalawag! Arr!" "Marten: This is... it's... okay there is not a word for how weird this is."

and

"Faye: No, the peaches are most definitely not ripe. YES, I'm sure. THEY ARE NOT RIPE MOTHER GOODBYE."

and

"Marten: NASCAR is a Yankee conspiracy to keep you all placated so the South won't rise again."

and

"Faye: Thinkin' about dogs. I was gonna make fun of Raven for it, but it's actually a really relaxing way to start the day." "Raven: They're fuzzy!"

and last but not least,

"Marten: Quick, placate the other patrons with your rosy cookie gases!"

Edit: One more:

"Pintsize: Curses! I am powerless against the might of duct tape!"

Surgoshan · « **Reply #32 on:** 07 Apr 2008, 00:12 »

Faye: I will stab you and poop in the wound.

Apple Pie · « **Reply #33 on:** 07 Apr 2008, 01:25 »

I feel that after today's comic, this must be added to the list:

Raven: "I might not be the sharpest bulb in the box, but I'm not THAT gulliable."

TheHurk · « **Reply #34 on:** 07 Apr 2008, 21:28 »

Faye: He's skipping down the street. He is SKIPPING. You two WEREN'T at the hospital the whole time, were you!

Dora: I'm not sayin' anything. Although I'm surprised he's not too sore to skip.

Faye: A bluebird just landed on his shoulder! Random pedestrians are joining him in a complicated dance routine!

That, and Marten with the penis in your mouth line. Tremendous comeback, and I've thought about using that one myself since I read it, though it's not likely.

One more: When Dora was talking about Faye plotting downfalls, and she says they make her feel tingly. I enjoyed that one a lot!

DonInKansas · « **Reply #35 on:** 08 Apr 2008, 01:10 »

"Nothing says I love you like anaphylactic shock."

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=839

dozyrozy · « **Reply #36 on:** 08 Apr 2008, 10:19 »

I think it was Faye that said this one, and there are probably funnier ones but this one just stuck out at me!

"Oh yeah, and the Declaration of Independence might have IMPLIED that the colonists were slightly miffed with King George."

imapiratearg · « **Reply #37 on:** 09 Apr 2008, 10:18 »

Quote from: C-Rex on 03 Apr 2008, 12:46

Quote from: hugah on 31 Mar 2008, 08:29
EURGH!
love it when Pintsize says he's going to rub his pube-beard on everyone, but can't remember the direct Quote nor can be arsed to look it up...

It's "Robot Fidel Castro will rub his pube-beard all over your ignorant capitalist faces!"

Seen here: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=832

That strip was made of pure win.

sbakerj · « **Reply #38 on:** 09 Apr 2008, 13:07 »

Replace any word in a phrase with "lion" and it makes it better. -Raven

I have lived by that line ever since I read it.

The lion is mightier than the sword.
The pen is mighter than the lion.

Either way, it works!

Apple Pie · « **Reply #39 on:** 11 Apr 2008, 14:37 »

ME TOO!

And oh, the odd looks I get sometimes...
But it's worth it.
She who laughs last laughs the lion.

Bridgebrain · « **Reply #40 on:** 11 Apr 2008, 22:13 »

Quote from: Lildaani on 06 Apr 2008, 23:04

"Gasp! It is a Bra Pirate! The nemesis of all Underwear Ninja!" "Faye: Avast, ninja scalawag! Arr!" "Marten: This is... it's... okay there is not a word for how weird this is."

Man, if I could only find that one

Surgoshan · « **Reply #41 on:** 12 Apr 2008, 00:01 »

Number fifty, man.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #42 on:** 12 Apr 2008, 11:25 »

An honorable mention, at least, to "I hate change. It changes things."

Bridgebrain · « **Reply #43 on:** 12 Apr 2008, 11:52 »

"Do not underestimate the power of the dark side Meatbag"

BobBob · « **Reply #44 on:** 13 Apr 2008, 03:40 »

I find myself giggling and muttering "I'm eating cakemix!" under my breath with alarming regularity.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #45 on:** 13 Apr 2008, 08:17 »

"P-Please don't use your sexy voice to describe very unpleasant activites... it confuses my boner." - Marten

If only I could find the damn strip that was in... damn Jeph for his ridiculous titles ^^

Jepser · « **Reply #46 on:** 13 Apr 2008, 10:58 »

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=107
This one really cracked me up, even though it's quite disturbing. xD

MrSteevo · « **Reply #47 on:** 13 Apr 2008, 12:22 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 13 Apr 2008, 08:17

"P-Please don't use your sexy voice to describe very unpleasant activites... it confuses my boner." - Marten

If only I could find the damn strip that was in... damn Jeph for his ridiculous titles ^^

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=866
There you go.

I Also enjoy the quote:
"His power level is over 9000"
Tis a classic reference.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #48 on:** 13 Apr 2008, 13:57 »

Quote from: MrSteevo on 13 Apr 2008, 12:22

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=866
There you go.

Thanks, man. You savin' my life! =)

Oh, and btw.:
"Thongs for everyone!" - Pintsize
(In itself the clearest statement that we have yet to creat A.I.)

MrSteevo · « **Reply #49 on:** 13 Apr 2008, 16:16 »

Don't Thank me, THANK THE THUMB!

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Author Topic: Favourite QC Quote? (Read 117856 times)

improbability driver

Chazbot

Alex Tyren

Muskrat121

hugah

Alphalpha

PassiveTheory

JebusWhy

Irewild

Oreo of Doom

Fledermen64

Glorfindel

C-Rex

mickil132

Gall_4185

reinah

TheHurk

sbakerj

Bridgebrain

Bridgebrain

BobBob