Marten: "Because nothing gets a lady hotter than a little robot going 'doom-chick-doom-doom-chick' in their ears."
Pintsize: "And if you start playing in 3/4 time, suddenly they become bicurious!"
Pintsize is my favorite. And that line was fall-down-laughing funny. Others:
Marten: "My life in a nutshell: I go out to a bar, have some drinks, and start talking to a girl I don't know who wants to take me back to her place, not for crazy drunken sex, but so she can kick my drunk ass at Scrabble."
Hannelore: "I also slipped a roofie into your last drink. You'll all be spellin' 'murmule' and 'burngsu' and 'rmnxtu' and you won't even remember it tomorrow morning."
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WHAM!
Marten: "Now we're even. Bitch."
Monk: "Damn, that was cold-blooded. Have you considered a career as an evil henchman?"
Dora: "Oh my God, it's like he's channeling Bruce Campbell. SO. HOT."
Faye: "When did we get a soufflé pan?"
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Dora: "Take off the pants, let's see if it's anatomically correct."
Faye: "How about NO."
Marten: "Yeah, Faye's right. I'd rather not."
Dora: "Aww, how come?"
Marten: "Because if the doll is proportionately better hung than me I'd have to go jump off a bridge."
Faye: "If it were exactly to scale I think the implications would be even more disturbing."
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Faye: "Ahh, much better. I had to race like a piss-horse."
Dora: "Piss-horse would make an awesome name for a southern doom-metal band."
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Marten: "Quick! Placate the other customers with your rosy cookie gases!"
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Pintsize: "The blender is an amazing artist."
Hannelore: "I suppose those would be his paintings on the ceiling."
Pintsize: "He's very enthusiastic."
