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I am glad you remember what you were wearing that night.  I don't even remember what I was wearing, I just remember that was a good play and I knew almost everyone who worked on it.  WEIRD
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But then again, I used to dress like the bastard child of a drug-addled punk and a shrubbery.

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Brett I am sure someone at least has a dashing hat you can borrow for the occasion. Do you maybe have one of those really awful/fantastic tuexdo print t-shirts?
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I don't know, do they make webcomic/promotional liquor  fake tuxedo shirts?
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power metal set in the present is basically crunk

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Honestly Brett I thought you of all people would have one.



SO CLASSY
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Dovey has one, you could borrow his!
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I have seen too many dudes misbehaving in ways that make me as a serial drunk and public nuisance uncomfortable to ever wear one, that is basically what I am trying to say. I will try really hard to grow a beard like the dude in that photo in the next month and maybe if I can grow a Marx-beard I would think about it but that is never going to happen.
« Last Edit: 07 Jan 2009, 00:54 by Hat »
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Dovey has one, you could borrow his!

It is sleeveless. I washed my car while wearing it this week. Awww yeah
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Dovey I hope you were listening to Rose Tattoo while doing that otherwise we cannot be friends anymore
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I do not think Brett has the arms to wear a sleeveless shirt.
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I thought the idea was we go op shopping for those of us who can not pull togeather a decent outfit. (there is no emoticon for the sarcastic contempt that I would otherwise have put into the second half of that sentance)
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I do not think Brett has the arms to wear a sleeveless shirt.

Hahaha yes because I certainly do.

Brett I think I was listening to Spiritualized  :-(
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well, Ali and I stumbled upon some awesome over the weekend, so basically this place has now been added to the itinerary!!!!
http://www.heroofwaterloo.com.au/


SO MUCH AWESOME

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I can lend anyone hats it they need one. I think I own around twenty or so. I have some kind of hat collecting problem.

BEHOLD!





Also the Hero is a great pub, but have you been to the Lord Nelson up the road? The Nelson brew their own beer. And serve awesome ploughman's.
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Oh, wow, the Hero of Waterloo was recently recommended to me by my nephew, who lives in Sydney. He's seven years old.
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Why exactly are people so boners for the Hero? What are it's primary features?
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I hope it's something to do with historical reenactments. The Battle of Waterloo, while you drink!
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If that is true I may never leave
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I keep getting more reasons to move to Australia. There's even a Sheraton there! So I wouldn't really have to look for a new job.
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Australia has many Sheratons. It's a large country.
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Actually I believe the correct plural is Sherata.
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Sherati.
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Dovey every time you post I imagine your words coming from my bum.

It makes me giggle.
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(Hey Sydney-ites. Just letting you know there will be a free gig on in Sydney Park this Sunday at 3 pm, near the smoke-stacks. Sorry for the gig spam, but I don't have all of your numbers, and this seemed as good a place as any to put it. Anyways, it's the second outing of a completely solar-powered PA system a few friends of mine have been tinkering with, and it should be a lovely afternoon out, weather permitting. Bring a picnic/dog/friends!)
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Dovey every time you post I imagine your words coming from my bum.

It makes me giggle.
We should get together and make a movie about your life with your talking, australian-accented (and quippy, of course) ass. It'll be the Juno of '10!
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Seriously. "Liz and the Fabulous Sassy Ass From Oz".

Have your people call my people.
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I want 40% of all merchandising revenue.
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The fake arse, where you squeeze one of the arse-cheeks and it says sassy things in an Australian accent, is just going to fly off the shelves.
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My ass will not be able to go out in public without a disguise.

Dudes this is TERRIBLE.
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I had the guys in the merchandising department knock this up for me:


   "Crikey! Is that a flamin' canoe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me!?"
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I predict this will be a hit.

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   ". . . And then the bloke said, '$30? Yer talking out of yer arse!' HAR HAR HAR HAR!!"
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"...sure, the rent is nice, but my neighbor's a right cunt."
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I am pretty sure I have never said crikey in my life, unless I was making fun of Australian stereotypes.

I mean

"I am pretty sure I have never said crikey in my life, unless I was making fun of Australian stereotypes!"
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I love you guys <3
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Jodie this is my butt saying everything! Jeez.
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One month til I arrive y'al! Arriving 23rd, PM. Staying with Jimmy jim jimbo. We should hang out. Girlfriend hasn't been to Sydney before, lets tourist :D
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Aw hell dudes I should probably organise some time off of work or something. Jimmy am I still staying with you, dogg? You're still in the House That the Internet Built?
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Oh if there's anyone coming who still needs somewhere to crash I now actually have a place in sydney with some room, so I can offer a bed.
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Well, Lunchy reckons she will be moved out by then but as far as I know you are still cool to crash at mine Dovey.

Jodie and Hat are still staying as well, as is Rizzo and his lady friend but I believe they are arriving the day you leave? Lunchy will need to be more specific about when she's moving for me to know just how many couches we will have.
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If Lunchables has moved out by then (which is looking unlikely) then I will be staying with her, because we are actually joined at the hip when we are in the same city.  Brett is a big boy and can stay where he likes (but he did say he would probably just come with me).

Basically I am staying wherever Lunchy is! <3

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Hooray!
Sorry dudes I am still unsure as to if I will be moved out. It is hard to find nice cheap places in Sydney! Hopefully everything should be settled the week before you guys all turn up so we can organise.
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Still excited as! When's everyone gonna be free? Keen to go tourist it up on the 24th during the day if people are keen?
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I'm sorry to be a pooper but if you do boring tourist things I will bail because I have already time with super-tourist visiting family and it wil kill all the goodness in my heart.
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I love touristing! I will be working 7-2 every weekday as I mentioned before but I can help you kids out at night. Opera bar at dusk is perfectly touristy and it has the added bonus of alcohol!
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Y'know it never occurred to me to do touristy things while I was in Sydney I was just so excited about hanging out with the internet. Oh well I will be gone before the 24th so it is a non-starter as far as I am concerned anyway. No biggie.
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It is okay Dovey. If you like I can still take you  out touristing. Touristing is so fun in your own city! I still never get tired of seeing the Harbour bridge, and whenever I drive over it I go all wiggly.
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Oh but Ally what about the whiteboard. (this isn't entirely serious)
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GUYS THIS TIME IN TWO WEEKS I WILL BE WITH YOU IN SYDNEY.

Oh man, I am so excited, it is ridiculous just how excited I am.  I miss all my Sydney kids, and Dovey.
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I get mentioned singularly because I am obviously the best
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well mostly because you are the only one I have met that can't be included in 'Sydney kids'.

Uh I mean...because you are the best, absolutely.
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Obviously.
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