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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #50 on: 27 Jul 2008, 12:51 »

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #51 on: 27 Jul 2008, 13:06 »

Boys, I have come to steal your Cognac and cigars. The ladies are bored in the billiards room.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #52 on: 27 Jul 2008, 15:18 »

Return to your sewing at once woman!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #53 on: 27 Jul 2008, 15:29 »

Why would she be taking over the farm? Hmm.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #54 on: 27 Jul 2008, 16:35 »

I apologise for the tardiness m'luds. I was shooting poor people and simply lost track of the time.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #55 on: 27 Jul 2008, 16:38 »

I should hope your shots proved fatal only after a long period of agony and screaming.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #56 on: 27 Jul 2008, 16:44 »

Fear not sirrah, I was sure to use a low enough calibre as to ensure that the bullet would be lodged firmly in the stomach. Of course, lest anyone think that I am a cruel man, you can put your minds to rest; I left no orphans.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #57 on: 27 Jul 2008, 16:46 »

Capital!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #58 on: 27 Jul 2008, 18:15 »

Indeed, one might grow up, learn the oriental form of fighting, and try to take our establishment down.  Most likely in some sort of flying rodent get up.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #59 on: 27 Jul 2008, 18:25 »

Or worse yet the little savage might beg of us our spare change.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #60 on: 27 Jul 2008, 19:37 »

oh I do say this thread is quite copacetic.

shall we have some snuff and gin?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #61 on: 27 Jul 2008, 20:54 »

M'lords, I have lost my knickerbockers. I have been more than forgetful lately.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #62 on: 27 Jul 2008, 23:18 »

Or worse yet the little savage might beg of us our spare change.
One of those little monsters accosted me on one of my merry walks about my gardens this afternoon. I gave him quite trashing, he won't bother anyone again.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #63 on: 28 Jul 2008, 00:19 »

M'lords, I have lost my knickerbockers. I have been more than forgetful lately.

That band sucks anyway.

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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #64 on: 28 Jul 2008, 01:03 »

Hm, commoner! *sneer*
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #65 on: 28 Jul 2008, 01:37 »

By Jeeves!

(Ignore the horrendous video. Focus on the music, gentlemen.)
« Last Edit: 28 Jul 2008, 15:49 by RedLion »
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #66 on: 28 Jul 2008, 02:56 »

My heavens, you unfortunate bottomlings, you must not be acquainted with the fine works of The Byrds.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #67 on: 28 Jul 2008, 05:47 »

 The Byrds cause such an awful, unbearable racket! I prefer to conduct my business as my phonograph releases the soothing sounds of Bach.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #68 on: 28 Jul 2008, 06:38 »

I prefer to relax by playing Byrd on my spinet.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #69 on: 28 Jul 2008, 07:56 »

Fellows, have you all noticed we're on the InterNet
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #70 on: 28 Jul 2008, 07:58 »

I prefer to procure the gentle thrummings of the 14th century octaret, also the warblings of a morning lark, whilst sampling the various and multifold sounds of battle utilising my Computing Device, and producing what is colloquially known as a "Righteous Phat Remix".
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #71 on: 28 Jul 2008, 09:16 »

Good afternoon, gents!  May I inquire about a membership in this tip-top establishment?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #72 on: 28 Jul 2008, 10:54 »

You have to be properly dressed. 

While no dress code has been issued yet, the club may wish to emulate in strictness the Reform Club in London, which turned my brother away from a book launch, at which he was one of the authors, for being improperly dressed when he was wearing the same clothes as he had worn the week before to be presented to the Queen, who had found no cause for complaint.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #73 on: 28 Jul 2008, 15:49 »

So this ruby-encrusted man-thong will not be sufficient, then?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #74 on: 29 Jul 2008, 06:13 »

Do we have regulations to enforce a certain length of cigar? I say they may must be ten inches or over. Who would like a glass of Midnight Port?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #75 on: 29 Jul 2008, 06:15 »

Oh!  May I?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #76 on: 29 Jul 2008, 06:16 »

Of course dear chap! Ching!
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« Reply #77 on: 29 Jul 2008, 10:54 »

Fellows, have you all noticed we're on the InterNet
Don't you mean the Internette, old sport?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #78 on: 29 Jul 2008, 10:59 »

Of course dear chap! Ching!

Why thank you!  Cheers!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #79 on: 29 Jul 2008, 11:33 »

"cheers"? That is a rather boorish turn of phrase. This club seems to be admitting ruffians and cads as of late, and I for one shan't have it.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #80 on: 29 Jul 2008, 11:39 »

"Boorish?"  You speak brazenly, sir!  I am affronted to say the least, that a supposed "gentleman" like yourself would accuse one of his brethren of being a ruffian or a cad!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #81 on: 29 Jul 2008, 11:46 »

Right, who rang for strippers?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #82 on: 29 Jul 2008, 12:01 »

That would be me.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #83 on: 29 Jul 2008, 12:34 »

<pulls of shirt>


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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #84 on: 29 Jul 2008, 12:58 »

Oh young, nubile slave boy!  Another round of Laphroaig before the show starts!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #85 on: 29 Jul 2008, 13:03 »

If you'll excuse me, I need to phone my bell-ringer.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #86 on: 29 Jul 2008, 13:33 »

"cheers"? That is a rather boorish turn of phrase. This club seems to be admitting ruffians and cads as of late, and I for one shan't have it.

Nor shall I for that matter.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #87 on: 29 Jul 2008, 13:44 »

So how shall we exploit the commoners of foreign lands today, gentlemen? Absconding with their natural resources? Enslaving their entire population? Killing them off in droves? All Three, 'haps? What say you?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #88 on: 29 Jul 2008, 14:00 »

As long as we handle those blighters and show them what for!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #89 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:03 »

naked bar!!!

Do excuse both his childish vernacular, and mine childish thought processes, but this Gentleman doth express mine first thoughts upon venturing into this fine establishment.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #90 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:28 »

I saw old chaps, this nubile. slave boy thing does not sit well with me.  We are men, men of the highest caliber.  Why not have women serving us drinks?  Fine looking women, dressed in the best brazers and garters this century has to offer?  I saw, when I want a drink, I want it served with some panache if you catch my drift.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #91 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:32 »

Oh my, your weakness for women shall certainly be the death of you. Appreciate your young slave boy (dare I say your Nubian nubile?) just as you would any lady in even the finest of garments.
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« Reply #92 on: 29 Jul 2008, 19:34 »

Frightfully sorry, but I fear that I've an inexplicable desire to set this establishment ablaze, allow you all to perish, and subsequently take all your land.

Ah..land. A gentleman can never have too much of it.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #93 on: 29 Jul 2008, 20:32 »

My slave boy had better hurry with my scotch. I requested it an hour ago.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #94 on: 29 Jul 2008, 21:14 »

Land? Yes, land is grand, and it is great for a Gentleman to have lots of it, but just as good for women to have huge tracts of it.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #95 on: 29 Jul 2008, 21:48 »

Say, chaps! Where will our next invasion excursion will take place? We should cover more territories than those Frenchies and their stinky fromage.
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #96 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:13 »

WHAT HO?! What treachery is this? Good sir, did you not notice the painting of Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte that I so prominently display? I shall not have you badmouthing my friends, the frogs.

A duel, then, sir! Have at you!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #97 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:39 »

By Jove! I say, men, it has been a quite a while the last duel. This ought to be a right smashing event!
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #98 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:41 »

shall it be the pistol or the fisticuffs?
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Re: The Gentlemen's Club
« Reply #99 on: 29 Jul 2008, 22:49 »

Box their ears, I say!
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